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| Episode One |
| Stereotype! |
| NOTE: Before reading on, I�d like to say a few words: GameTalk is silly (Hence the title!). This is a story about the events of GameTalk and ways to make fun of them, because�It�s easy :) . How about a few facts about me and my story before you start complaining? *I am a Mod. *I�ve been viewing various (And only various) posts of [complaints], so my sources may not be up to date. *I personally think of Alliance as a bunch of hypocrites. Why? They say they want to help liberate GameTalk of these troubles, yet cause them at the same time. Though this might be a false analogy, they�re burning down buildings then calling the police to save the innocent people. *If you must yell at me, do it at [email protected] *I hope not to offend anyone as I try to create characters representing them�Sort of. *This is NOT a serious story ;) *OK, and if you have any other issues, bring them up at the above e-mail. It�s a happy perky day in all of GameTalk� OR SO IT SEEMS!!! Our main character finally appears as a pudgy little boy with no name, but he�s 100% pure. If you�re asking how, don�t. PUDGY LITTLE BOY WITH NO NAME: I�m happily going to GameTalk! My screen name is �Jhonka� which you must now address me by, narrator! Fine, fine�Some pure kid YOU are�Anyway, Jhonka decides to check out the Complaints Forum, which seems to be under attack by random spammers. SPAMMER �BARNEY�: Mods are abusive! SPAMMER �BABY BOP�: Down with education! SPAMMER �HIYA�: Buy Mercedes Benzes! :) Sure, it�D be a lot easier if it ended there, but noooooo, the posts were repeated 70 gajillion times for the purpose�of absolutely nothing. JHONKA: Maybe it�s attention� Quiet you. Anyway, the Sixth Mod Battalion of the Eastern Quicklinks approaches� SIXTH MOD BATTALION OF THE EASTERN QUICKLINKS: ROOOAAAARRR! And makes some witty replies� SMBOTEQ LEADER: All the points you have made have no proof or are absolutely pointless. In my jurisdiction, this essay will be long enough to make you get sick of reading� Several uneventful hours later, Jhonka is done reading. JHONKA: I love reading�I mean, I love EVERYTHING!!! �BARNEY�: Eh, all you Mods are the same: NERDS! You waste your time stabbing things like stuff and make your long essays that no one can interpret. SMBOTEQ KNIGHT: Correct me if I�m wrong, but don�t you do the same? �BABY BOP�: I KNEW IT! MODS ARE ABUSIVE! SMBOTEZ LEADER: How? By the way, you�re also abusing your rights as a Reg. �HIYA�: Reg?! I knew it! ABUSIVE! BURN THE FOSSIL FUELS!!! So then the Complaints forum magically gets flooded in a matter of seconds. Lightning strikes are heard in the background from Mod Lightning on Maximum Intensity (Also known as the infamous IP Ban). �BARNEY�: (Resurrecting) Luckily, I have a regenerative power/Dial-up connection/Changeable IP Address�MWAHAHA! JHONKA: These people are soooo cool! :) �Moving on! JHONKA: Let�s check out another forum! Jhonka clicks on Requests just in time to miss several posts titled, �I got banned for no reason! Fire Mods NOW!� All Jhonka sees in the Requests Forum, however, are complaints and people asking to be Mods. JHONKA: Silly people! :) END OF EPISODE ONE |