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| Episode Seven |
| Pizza Party! |
| ADVISORY: Go to http://www.gametalk.com/talk/n64/kirby_64_the_crystal_shards/60726596.htm before reading this, unless you like getting lost(er). :) When we last left Jamey, he was bribing a bank teller to give him money. JAMEY: Come on, take the fifty. Then they all died. THE END!!! But then Jamey comes around with his moderator knife and stabs them all back to life. THE BEGINNING!!! SHERLOCK HOLMES: The butler did it! THE BUTLER: I confess! It was me! Then the butler got 10-Life for First Degree Murder. JAMEY: What does this have to do with the story? Don�t ask me, ask the moron writing it. JAMEY: You ARE the moron writing it. Quiet you. JAMEY: Hey everyone! Let�s have a pizza party for absolutely no reason! EVERYONE: Yay! AUDIENCE: Yay. JAMEY: Who invited them? SHERLOCK HOLMES: Uh� Sherlock Holmes runs away. ANONYMOUS PERSON #1: Look, up in the sky! ANONYMOUS PERSON #2: It�s a bird! ANONYMOUS PERSON #3: It�s a plane! ANONYMOUS PERSON #4: No, it�s� SUPERMAN!!! ANONYMOUS PERSON #5: No it�s not, you morons. It�s just Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man. ANONYMOUS PERSON #4: Oh yeah. HOMER: Mmm� Pizza� But then, Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man grabs the Moderator Pizza Slicer and flies away! REALLY EVIL PERSON WHO�S REALLY EVIL MAN: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW THAT I HAVE THE MODERATOR PIZZA SLICER I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO CONQUER ALL OF KAZAKHSTAN!!! JAMEY: Kazakhstan? KAZAKHSTAN: What? JAMEY: No, I meant it as an inquiry as to the meaning of Kazakhstan, much as if I had said "Esoteric?" or "Quasimodo?" ESOTERIC: Huh? QUASIMODO: I�m here. Then Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man flies away. JAMEY: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HEAD OF LETTUCE: JAMEY: That�s right, we SHOULD follow him to his secret lair! So Jamey follows Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man until he reaches his secret lair, which is� BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!! THE PORTA-POTTY LAIR OF DEATH, DOOM, AND ETC.!!! JAMEY: What? A porta-potty? That�s really stupid! Don�t argue with the script. Anyway, inside The Porta-Potty Lair of Death, Doom, and Etc., Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man is plotting to take over all of Rhode Island! BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!! JAMEY: Rhode Island? I thought it was Kazakhstan! KAZAKHSTAN: Phew. But suddenly, Kirby pops out of Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man�s mouth for absolutely no reason! Then Kirby punches him in the foot, just because Kirby�s only 8 inches tall! But then, Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man takes out� BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!! THE VEG-O-MATIC OF DEATH, DOOM, AND ETC.!!! JAMEY: Veg-O-Matic? What did I say about arguing with the script? JAMEY: Sorry. Then Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man points the Veg-O-Matic of Death, Doom, and Etc. at Jamey and pulls the trigger!!! But nothing happens, since Veg-O-Matics don�t have triggers. But then he fires a tossed salad at Jamey!!! Before it can hit, Kirby inhales it and becomes� BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!! ONION KIRBY!!! JAMEY: Will you stop that? Stop what? JAMEY: The whole BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!! thing. For fifty bucks. JAMEY: I really gotta find that bank teller� Then Jamey uses the Moderator Spoon to cut open Onion Kirby and the fumes make Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man cry! JAMEY: The spoon? Well did you want to use the fork, the gravy boat, or the bowl instead? JAMEY: I see. REALLY EVIL PERSON WHO�S REALLY EVIL MAN: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MOMMY! THAT MEAN JAMEY MADE ME CRY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Really Evil Person Who�s Really Evil Man runs away. JAMEY: Finally! Now I can get the Moderator Pizza Slicer! Jamey reaches over for the Moderator Pizza Slicer, but it�s gone for absolutely no reason! JAMEY: What? It�s gone! For absolutely no reason! Yes, that�s what I just said. META KNIGHT #6: Word up, dawg! WHERE IN THE UNIVERSE COULD THE PIZZA SLICER HAVE GONE????????????????????????? WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO????????????????????????????????? WHERE IN THE ALMIGHTY NAME OF CRAP IS THAT REMOTE CONTROL?????????????????????? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE ADVENTURES OF JAMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |