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| Episode One |
| The Thing with the Guy in the Place |
| As our story opens, Jamey is happily using his Moderator Knife to delete spam all over Gametalk. ALL OVER GAMETALK: Cwazy kewl, fooz dawg! JAMEY: I'll take that as a, �Yay�! When suddenly... BA BA BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! REALLY EVIL PERSON WHO'S REALLY EVIL MAN APPEARS! REALLY EVIL PERSON WHO'S REALLY EVIL MAN: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THAT I HAVE FOUND THE MODERATOR KNIFE, I WILL RULE ALL OF GAMETALK! ALL OVER GAMETALK: Cwazy kewl, fooz dawg! JAMEY: I'll take that as a, �HOLY CRAP, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!� Suddenly, Really Evil Person Who's Really Evil Man grabs the Moderator Knife and disappears into a vortex only known as "The Vortex That People Can Disappear Into And Then Reappear At Somewhere Else If They Choose To Go Through It." ALL OVER GAMETALK: Cwazy kewl, fooz dawg! JAMEY: I'll take that as a, �NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!� Jamey is about to follow Really Evil Person Who's Really Evil Man through the vortex, but a hand reaches out and grabs him by the back of his neck. No, really, it's just a hand. JAMEY: Who are you? IT: I'm that hand from the Addams Family! JAMEY: How can you talk without a mouth? IT: I'm a really good ventriloquist. JAMEY: That really doesn't matter at all... IT: Never mind! That's the guy you should talk to! It points to a guy wearing a white robe with a hood covering his face. The man slowly reaches up and pulls down the hood, revealing... another hood. JAMEY: Who are you? FREAKY HOODED ORACLE DUDE: I'm a freaky hooded oracle dude, as you can tell by the name. JAMEY: Why have you called me here? FREAKY HOODED ORACLE DUDE: I didn't call you here. Awkward silence. JAMEY: Um... then who did? FREAKY HOODED ORACLE DUDE: I think it was that guy over there. The freaky hooded oracle dude points over at another freaky hooded oracle dude. JAMEY: Are you another freaky hooded oracle dude? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Of course not, as you can see by the name. JAMEY: Ok... Then why did YOU call me here? THAT GUY OVER THERE: If you wanna get technical, it was really the freaky hooded oracle dude that called you over here. JAMEY: WELL WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL ME?!?!?!? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Knock knock. JAMEY: Who's there? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Dayjav JAMEY: Dayjav who? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Knock knock. JAMEY: Who's there? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Dayjav JAMEY: Dayjav who? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Knock knock. JAMEY: Who's there? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Dayjav JAMEY: Dayjav who? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Knock knock. JAMEY: Who's there? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Dayjav JAMEY: Dayjav who? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Knock knock. JAMEY: Who's there? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Dayjav JAMEY: Dayjav who? THAT GUY OVER THERE: Knock knock. WILL JAMEY EVER ACTUALLY FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON????????????????? WILL THE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE EVER END????????????????? WILL FOOLS EVER FALL IN LOVE????????????????? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE ADVENTURES OF JAMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |