| Another Kirby Story |
| Part Five |
| Kirby is taking a nap next to the Dream Fountain. Suddenly he wakes up as the ground starts shaking. K: What the� Then some more stuff happens until� MK: Well THAT was effective. K: Quiet you. MK: This isn�t working! Try something else! DK: Dum dee dum dum Kirby inhales Donkey Kong and spits him off the stage. DK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Kirby grabs the boulder as it comes back down. MK: Haha. You�re all furry. K: Quiet you. Kirby throws the boulder at him. MK: Ow. K: How are we gonna get out of here? MK: Hold on� This is exactly the same stuff that happened yesterday! S#3: Except for the whole bicycle thing. MK: WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM??? S#3: Alright, fine. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MK: Fine! I don�t care! I�m just gonna destroy Kirby! K: Well, think about it. If you destroy ME, then we�ll ALL be out of a job. MK: Oh yeah� K: So, um� MK: Well� K: Yeah� So� I�m just gonna take the Star Rod and leave now. MK: Wait! I�m just gonna destroy you anyway! K: Fine. Inhales Meta Knight and spits him off the stage. MK: See! If you had just done that from the beginning we wouldn�t have had this problem. K: Hey! Didn�t you hear the narrator? MK: Oh yeah� AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I�LL BE BACK!!! K: Yeah, right. Like THAT�LL ever happen. Tomorrow... MK: After I capture the Star Rod I will lure Kirby to his doom! S#1: Haven�t we been trying that over the last 4 installments? MK: Quiet you. Throws Sirkibble #1 out the window. S#1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! S#2: You�ll definitely get him this time my Lord. MK: What do you mean, �This tim- HOLD ON! Before we have to go through all this AGAIN, I�m just gonna end it right here. See you next time! THE END (FINALLY) |