Another Kirby Story
Part Five
Kirby is taking a nap next to the Dream Fountain. Suddenly he wakes up as the ground starts shaking.

K: What the�

Then some more stuff happens until�


MK: Well THAT was effective.

K: Quiet you.

MK: This isn�t working! Try something else!

DK: Dum dee dum dum

Kirby inhales Donkey Kong and spits him off the stage.


DK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Kirby grabs the boulder as it comes back down.

MK: Haha. You�re all furry.

K: Quiet you.

Kirby throws the boulder at him.


MK: Ow.

K: How are we gonna get out of here?

MK: Hold on� This is exactly the same stuff that happened yesterday!

S#3: Except for the whole bicycle thing.

MK: WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM???

S#3: Alright, fine. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

MK: Fine! I don�t care! I�m just gonna destroy Kirby!

K: Well, think about it. If you destroy ME, then we�ll ALL be out of a job.

MK: Oh yeah�

K: So, um�

MK: Well�

K: Yeah� So� I�m just gonna take the Star Rod and leave now.

MK: Wait! I�m just gonna destroy you anyway!

K: Fine.

Inhales Meta Knight and spits him off the stage.


MK: See! If you had just done that from the beginning we wouldn�t have had this problem.

K: Hey! Didn�t you hear the narrator?

MK: Oh yeah� AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I�LL BE BACK!!!

K: Yeah, right. Like THAT�LL ever happen.


Tomorrow...


MK: After I capture the Star Rod I will lure Kirby to his doom!

S#1: Haven�t we been trying that over the last 4 installments?

MK: Quiet you.

Throws Sirkibble #1 out the window.


S#1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

S#2: You�ll definitely get him this time my Lord.

MK: What do you mean, �This tim-

HOLD ON! Before we have to go through all this AGAIN, I�m just gonna end it right here. See you next time!


THE END (FINALLY)
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