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| Another Kirby Story |
| Part One |
| Our story starts as Meta Knight flies toward Dreamland in his ship, the Halberd� Meta Knight: After I capture the Star Rod I will lure Kirby to his doom! Sirkibble #1: Didn�t we already try that before? MK: Quiet you. Throws Sirkibble #1 out the window. S#1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Sirkibble #2: You�ll definitely get him this time my Lord. MK: What do you mean, �this time?� Throws Sirkibble #2 out the window. S#2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MK: On to Dreamland! Kirby is taking a nap next to the Dream Fountain. Suddenly he wakes up as the ground starts shaking. Kirby: What the� A tractor beam sucks up the Star Rod. Meta Knight�s voice comes out of nowhere. MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you will never get the Star Rod back! Link: Dum dee dum dum. Kirby inhales Link and spits him off the stage. L: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Kirby uses the Hookshot and attaches to the Halberd. He makes his way to the cockpit where Meta Knight is flying the Halberd MK: Kirby will never catch up to me now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! K: Give me the Star Rod! Meta Knight turns around. MK: Holy crap, how did you get here? Actually, I don�t care so prepare to die!!! As they start fighting the Halberd starts to tilt toward the ground. MK: Sirkibble! Why aren�t you flying the ship! Oh wait, I threw you out the window. Never mind. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The Halberd crashes into the ground in the middle of the jungle K: Now look what you did you moron! MK: Quiet you. Prepare to die! S#1: Didn�t you already say that? MK: Didn�t I just throw you out the window? S#1: Oh yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MK: Now prepare to die! Again! K: Die again? MK: You know what I mean! K: No I d- A giant crack opens up in the ground and Kirby, Meta Knight, and the Halberd fall in. MK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! K: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MK: Don�t copy me you moron! K: Shut up! MORE NONSTOP ACTION NEXT TIME!!! |