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| Another Kirby Story |
| Part Two |
| MK: Well now what are we gonna do?!? K: Hey wait, I can fly! Flies away. K: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Meta Knight hits the ground. Kirby comes down softly. K: Haha. MK: Shut up. A crash comes from above. They look up to see a giant boulder falling down with no way to escape. MK: What now, smart guy? Captain Falcon: Dum dee dum dum. Kirby inhales Captain Falcon and spits him off the stage. CF: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! K: FALCO PUNCH!!! MK: Isn�t it �Falcon Punch?� K: Shut up! Punches the boulder straight up the shaft and it starts falling back down again. MK: Well THAT was effective. K: Quiet you. Punches the boulder straight up the shaft and it starts falling back down again. MK: Well THAT was effective. K: Quiet you. 63 hours later MK: Well THAT was effective. K: Quiet you. MK: This isn�t working! Try something else! Donkey Kong: Dum dee dum dum Kirby inhales Donkey Kong and spits him off the stage DK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Kirby grabs the boulder as it comes back down. MK: Haha. You�re all furry. K: Quiet you. Kirby throws the boulder at him MK: Ow. K: How are we gonna get out of here? MK: Don�t ask me. YOU�RE the one wearing the fuzzy Donkey Kong pajamas. K: Shut up. Darth Vader: KIRBY, I AM YOUR FATHER. Luke Skywalker: I thought you were MY dad! DV: Well, uh� Runs away. MK: Shut up you two. Pizza the Hutt: Cheesy. MK: NOW WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!!! MORE NONSTOP ACTION NEXT TIME!!! |