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| Another ANOTHER Kirby Story |
| Part Five |
| K: Crap, not again. The ship hits the ground and falls to the center of Popstar. MK: Hey, I found my car keys! Again! Mini-Me: How often do you lose those things? MK: Didn�t I throw you out the window? MM: No. MK: Oh. Throws Mini-Me out the window. MM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! K: Oh, now I suppose a giant 2000 foot red fire breathing worm with radioactive vision and toxic breath and 36 razor sharp teeth of death and psychic ray things is going to pop out of the ground and try to eat us. A giant 2000 foot purple fire breathing worm with radioactive vision and toxic breath and 36 razor sharp teeth of death and psychic ray things pops out of the ground and starts crawling toward Kirby and Meta Knight. K: Close enough. And now I guess Godzilla is going to appear for absolutely no good reason. Godzilla appears for absolutely no good reason. K: Yes! You owe me 2 bucks! MK: Grrr! Gives Kirby 2 bucks. The giant 2000 foot purple fire breathing worm with radioactive vision and toxic breath and 36 razor sharp teeth of death and psychic ray things eats Godzilla and grows by 8,000 feet. Ag10000fpfbwwrvatba36rstodaprt: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO� 3 days later� Ag10000fpfbwwrvatba36rstodaprt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! K: Well, it looks like we�re gonna die. Suddenly, Sirkibble #1, Sirkibble #2, Sirkibble #3, Austin Powers����s Agent, Sirkibble #4, Link, the one inept guard, Meta Knight #1, Meta Knight #2, Meta Knight #3, Meta Knight #4, Meta Knight #5, Meta Knight #6, Meta Knight #7, and Meta Knight #8 fall from the sky and hit the giant 10000 foot purple fire breathing worm with radioactive vision and toxic breath and 36 razor sharp teeth of death and psychic ray things on the head and it falls over and dies. K: Who�s up for a party? Everyone Except Meta Knight: YAAAAAAAAAAY! MK: Prepare to die, Kirby! K: Do I have to inhale you and spit you off the stage again? MK#1: Hey, what happened to Mini-Me? In Hollywood� Austin Powers: YEAH, BABY! MM: Eeeeeeeeee! Dr. Evil: So, what was this story about again? Scott: I HATE YOU! I HATE EVERYONE! MK#6: Word up, dawg. The End (Finally) (Again) (Finally) (Or something) |