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| Another ANOTHER Kirby Story |
| Part One |
| Meta Knight is flying towards Dreamland in his ship, the Halberd� Meta Knight: After I capture the star rod I will lure Kirby to his doom! Sirkibble #1: Didn�t you pay attention to the LAST story, where you went through all this for absolutely no reason, destroyed the Halberd, fell to the core of the planet, almost got eaten by a giant 2000 foot red fire breathing worm with radioactive vision and toxic breath and 36 razor sharp teeth of death and psychic ray things, and THEN got beat up by Kirby? MK: Quiet you. Throws Sirkibble #1 out the window. S#1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Sirkibble #2: You�ll definitely get him this time my lord. MK: What do you mean, �This time?� Throws Sirkibble #2 out the window. S#2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Sirkibble #3: What�s that big thing over there? Points to a huge machine with the words, �Clone-O-Matic� on the side. MK: Quiet you. Throws Sirkibble #3 out the window. S#3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Sirkibble #4: No, really. What is that thing? Number 2: Sir, we have done everything that you asked for. We have created a perfect clone of you. A 1-inch-tall Meta Knight steps into the room. N2: Just 1/8 your size. MK: I shall call him� Mini-Me. Austin Powers����s Agent: I am afraid I must ask you to put an end to this unauthorized solicitation of copyright. MK: Quiet you. Throws Austin Powers����s Agent out of the window. AP���A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! S#4: So how is a 1-inch-tall photocopy of you going to help you destroy Kirby? MK: Well, uhh� Throws Sirkibble #4 out the window. S#4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Sirkibble #5: How IS a 1-inch-tall photocopy of you going to help you destroy Kirby? MK: Well, I did make these other 8 full-sized clones of me. S#5: THEN WHAT�S THE POINT OF THE LITTLE ONE?!?!? MK: Well, uhh� Kirby is taking a nap next to the Dream Fountain. Suddenly he wakes up as Sirkibble #5 falls on top of him� Kirby: What�s that moron up to this time? S#5: He made a bunch of clones of himself to try to kill you, and he even made a small one for absolutely no reason whatsoever. K: Actually, I was just talking to myself, but thanks anyway. Suddenly the ground starts shaking. K: Oh not again. A tractor beam sucks up the star rod. Meta Knight�s voice comes out of nowhere. MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you will never get the Star Rod back! K: This is the part where I inhale Link, copy his power, spit him off the stage (or whatever), and use the hookshot to climb up to the cockpit where I� 2 hours later K: �and that�s why corn ISN�T purple. And now- MK: Oh, come on already! K: Oh yeah, the story. MORE NONSTOP SEQUEL ACTION NEXT TIME!!! |