TITLE:
Everyone loves Spike!
AUTHOR:
AmethystxX
CHAPTER: 4
DISCLAIMER:
I don’t own ANY characters in this fiction, I am borrowing them while their
owners glare at me whimper
PAIRING:
main Angel/Spike, but others love Spikie
SUMMARY:
Angel's being cancelled! This is the day and the life of the characters when
they're not filming. Which means 'Everyone Loves Spike!' Without plot
basically. [SLASH]
NOTES:
I thought my first fiction should be silly just to get the jist of writing.
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WOLFRAM
AND HART NEXT MORNING:
Front
Desk of Wolfram and Hart, early morning:
As
every other morning the doors of Wolfram and Hart opened, nothing special about
that. Also there was nothing special about the employees who came in to work
every morning. What was special and certainly a big surprise was to see Lorne,
above the front desk hanging from the ceiling, spread-eagled, and gagged with a
note covering his privates:
‘Little
Willy’
I
know what you’re thinking, like good honest citizens they took down Lorne,
while the guys covered him up with expensive robes and the ladies cooed over
him.
This
is Wolfram and Hart we’re talking about.
They
stood in front of Lorne, got out their cameras, took many pictures while
laughing and made a new achievement board.
‘Most
embarrassed loser of the year’
Joss
Whedon: “My, My well isn’t that an embarrassing situation. Oh well boys will be
boys.” He wanders off.
Lorne:
gagged “’elp me!”
ANGELS
OFFICE:
Harmony:
“Now that everyone has calmed down from the excitement of chaining up Lorne”
snickers all round “Because of that pathetic fight Collin and Jase got into,
that has lowered their scores dramatically”
Illyria:
“We have decided not to with draw you two from the contest otherwise there
would not be enough people to choose from as ‘Spikes most compatible lover’
just because of that you are both still in the contest”
Oz:
“I still say they should be disqualified, I mean they both knocked each other
out at the same time with a single punch, its frightening that a guy can be
that much of a sissy!”
Jase:
“I AM NOT A BLOODY SISSY!”
Collin:
“Neither am I! He kicked me in my meat and two veg! I was BARELY thinking
straight through the pain!”
Jase
had the dignity to at least feel a little guilty.
Collin:
“My poor babies, I don’t even know if they’ll work properly after this contest”
Xander:
“Yes anyway what do these poor ‘buggers’ as Spike would say have to do next”
In
the corner Angel was whispering very quietly to Spike while Spike giggled as he
placed his hand on his thigh.
Angel:
“Oh quit your groaning advert-
Angel:
“Whatever, you’re just getting all anti because you aren’t getting who hands on
this piece of male flesh”
Gunn:
“I’m getting sick of this”
Wesley:
“Me too, I may love Spike but doing all these contests to convince him is
getting tiring”
They
blush and take a few steps away from each other, WITHOUT denying the puppy eyes
comment.
Harmony:
“I agree since they don’t seem to be denying it. Oh for the love of God Angel!
LET GO OF
Angel:
grumbling “Fine, just because he found Lorne”
He
releases Adrian who then proceeds to flop like a fish on the floor, grabbing up
as much oxygen as he can.
Harmony:
“O.k. like I was going to say, the next test shall be-“
Andrew:
“Oh my God Spike! Is that really you?”
(A/N:
Andrew hasn’t seen Spike since the apocalypse)
There,
at the doors stood Andrew, with Giles at his side, who was looking at Spike as
though he was the most precious object in the universe.
Spike:
“Erm…yeah mate! In the flesh!”
In
an instant Andrew had gathered up Spike into his arms while cooing over him.
Andrew:
“Oh God! Your back and more beautiful than ever!” he kisses both of Spikes cheeks
before Angel butts in with a growl.
Angel:
Grabbing Spike “Keep your human hands off of my boy!”
Spike:
raises eyebrow “Your Boy…?”
Angel:
Sheepish “I never meant to say that…”
Xander:
“Yo G-Man! How’s it hanging?”
Giles:
“I’m ‘Hanging’ just fine Xander, and don’t call me G-Man!”
Oz:
Growls “Hey Giles watch the angst he’s my new mate!”
Giles: Gulps “Y-yes c-course”
Harmony:
“ANYWAY BEFORE I GET INTERUPTED YET AGAIN! What on earth on you guys doing up
this neck of the woods”
Andrew:
Glaring at Angel “We heard about Angel’s undying love for Spike and thought
we’d come and stop it!”
Jase:
“Oh here we go again”
Collin:
“Yes, I’m starting to doubt this love contest if EVERYONE knows about it!”
Angel:
“What do you mean stop it?! YOU JUST WANT HIM ALL TO YOUR SELF”
Andrew:
Gasps “Well I never! I just came to help out a friend in need! And even as I’m
saying that you’ve got you face on his neck! SAVE IT FOR ANOTHER LOVER ASS
HOLE!”
Angel:
Growls “Oh you’ll pay for that jack as-“
Suddenly,
Cole pops out of nowhere looking very worse for wear. His hair has grown out,
he has dirt streaks on his face and clothing, he’s lost his shoes and he now
has hairy feet.
Spike:
“Ewww!”
Angel:
“Damn right”
Collin:
“Isn’t that, that Cole fella?”
Oz:
“And he popped out of nowhere like Spike said he did”
Giles:
“Yes he does rather pong doesn’t he”
Xander:
“Shush! Let the poor bozo speak!”
Cole
slowly walks up to the group.
Cole:
Whispers “Never underestimate a hobbit!”
He
then proceeds to run from the building screaming.
Giles:
“Can someone PLEASE explain to me what on earth is happening here”
Harmony:
“I’ll fill you in later, Alright boys what you need to do is work out to get
rid of all that flab-That means you Angel-“ He growls “So hop to it my little
lover boys and get some muscles!”
Harmony:
whispers “Yes but they don’t know that”
Andrew:
“Its incredibly rude to whisper”
Harmony:
“Oh quit whining”
Illyira:
“This one lusts for me”
Andrew:
“Don’t flatter yourself, its just the outfit”
Andrew:
whimpers “Of course”
Giles:
whispers to Andrew “I don’t think you should toy with this one”
Andrew:
whispers “Are you kidding? She’s hot when she’s all powerful”
Andrew:
whispers to Giles “Maybe I should steer clear of her”
Spike:
“Listen everyone I’m getting bored just get on with the contest I’m going
upstairs”
Andrew:
“I’ll come with”
Andrew
smirks as Angel growls.
Oz:
“Yeah me and Xander are going to find an empty office”
Giles:
“Why?”
Oz
gives Giles a look.
Giles:
“Oh yes of course”
Oz:
“You may be smart Giles but you are incredibly slow”
Giles:
“Watch your mouth boy, remember I’ve still got Ripper in me”
Oz:
“Of course you do Giles!”
The
three walk out of the room arguing while Spike and Andrew chill upstairs.
Harmony:
“I’m going to find
Everyone
runs out of the room leaving
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