TITLE: Everyone loves Spike!

AUTHOR: AmethystxX

CHAPTER: 5

DISCLAIMER: I don't own ANY characters in this fiction, I am borrowing them while their owners glare at me whimper

PAIRING: main Angel/Spike, but others love Spikie

SUMMARY: Angel's being cancelled! This is the day and the life of the characters when they're not filming. Which means 'Everyone Loves Spike!' Without plot basically. [SLASH]

NOTES: I thought my first fiction should be silly just to get the jist of writing.

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SAME DAY ANGELS OFFICE, NIGHT:

Everyone's gathered around Angel's table arguing about their scores and about who should and shouldn't be trusted when the doors burst open and a big glob of green stumbled inside.

Lorne: "THAT IS IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE LOT OF YOU! ALL I DID WAS CALL SPIKE LITTLE WILLY AND LIE TO YOU ALL AND LOCKED ADRIAN UP IN THE CLOSET BUT THERE WAS NO NEED TO CHAIN ME UP ABOVE THE FRONT DESK OF WOLFRAM AND HART!!!!!"

Giles: "Ah! Yes, THAT was the thing I was supposed to comment on!"

Lorne: "Thing?! You've got a lot of nerve old man!"

Adrian: "I thought you chained up above the front desk was quite hilarious Lorne. I mean I did get locked up in a closet for two hours kicking and screaming"

Andrew: "Really? Who had done that?"

Adrian just glared at Andrew.

Andrew: "Riiight"

Spike: "Lorne as much as I love seeing your small green dangling thing-"

Xander: "Put some god damn clothes on you ugly bastard"

Oz: "Xan babes there was no need for that kind of language"

Xander: Kisses Oz "OH I'm sorry baby!"

Collin: "Are green people supposed to turn purple?"

Collin, who was indeed correct, was looking worriedly at Lorne who looked as though he was turning purple.

Angel: "Take a chill pill Lorne, you look as though you're about to burst"

Harmony: "Yeah and I SO don't want any goop on my new Gucci sweater!"

Illyria: "I hate everything about this earth, especially degrading demons such as yourself-"

Oz: "Hey!"

Illyria: "-and I don't really care for green demon guts on this shell"

Jase: "Neither do I, and I don't think the smell would be any good either"

Giles: "Yes, I believe it would rather pong"

Spike: "What is it with you and the word 'pong'?"

Giles: "I don't know, I just like it"

Andrew: "Have I missed out on something? Since when are Gunn and Wesley together?"

Harmony: "Together? What on- OH MY GOD!"

In the next room through the glass windows you could clearly see one Charles Gunn and Wesley W. Pryce doing very naughty things on the desk.

 Spike: "Wow…that's erm…well I didn't expect that"

Angel: "Me neither"

Andrew: "Me three"

Giles: "Oh do be quiet Andrew"

Lorne: "HELLO?! HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTON ABOUT THE GREEN DEMON TURNING PURPLE?! THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!"

Jase: "Oh quit being such a drama queen! You had your moment in the shine but then we found something more important and you were left in the shadows. Take a hint and piss off."

Collin: "I second!"

Adrian: "Yep I totally agree!"

Harmony: "Yeah Lorne you are getting kind of lame just standing there naked begging for attention. Now do be a dear and run along, we have important business to discuss."

Xander: "I agre-"

Lorne: "SHUT UP XANDER!"

Lorne then decides to stomp out of the room slamming the door, knocking down the pictures and also smashing the glass. Which was not good news for the two boys next door.

Gunn: "What the fu-"

Wesley: "-hell is going on"

Noticing their nakedness, the gang looked them over and made whistling noises while they then started blushing. They scrambled to gather up their clothes and run out of the door while Spike screamed:

"Who'd have thought Wesley had that package under all that tweed!"

Harmony: "O.k.!! Enough people! Take a seat and listen now-"

Illyria: "You just completed the last test and now have suitable packages especially from Angel who has made a dramatic change. We will-"

Harmony: Whining, "Why does everyone keep interrupting me?"

Illyria: "Because you're a sad excuse for a demon- anyway-"

Xander: "That was a bit harsh, I mean she is pretty and she is sensitive!"

Andrew: "Yeah! Quit being such a ice bitch!"

Illyria: "As soon as one of you creatures can defeat me in battle I shall stop being so mean agreed?"

Silence.

Illyria: "Exactly, so we will add up your scores and we shall inform you of them when we have finished. Now you can just relax because hopefully no mad insane things will burst through the door"

She was right about them not bursting through the door.

An insane, enraged demon burst through the already broken glass window and started snarling and speaking in jibberish.

Insane, Enraged Demon: "UNNN AHHHH BLURG NAA!"

Giles: "Listen mate this isn't Klaspwana Bloogee island. In fact this is a different dimension altogether."

Silence.

Insane, Enraged Demon: "It is? Oh I'm SO sorry I broke your window…well broke it more…I thought this was Frana Glun Teeb dimension!"

Spike: "Hey this is Wolfram and Hart! They scramble your brain so it's understandable. Angel will you stop playing protective sire and move out of the way!"

Xander: "You too Oz honey, its very sweet but it gets very tiresome"

Spike: "Damn right it does"

Angel and Oz, grumbling, move away and sit down next to their lovers, still close mind; there is still a threat in the room.

Illyria: "I understand, I was stuck in a tomb for 8,000 years and stuck in this shell"

Insane, Enraged Demon: "Oh that must be rough, by the way my names Carl, well in your language it is, if you need anything, that old man knows where to find me"

Harmony: "Aww that's SO sweet! Thank you!"

Insane, Enraged Demon now named Carl: "No problem, well I must go"

Angel: "Yes do go…I mean have a pleasant journey!"

Oz: "Yes I also think you should go…and have a pleasant journey"

Carl Demon Guy: "Erm…can anyone teleport me back please?"

Illyria: "Oh course! Here we go!:

Blurg, Blurg,

Unnn, Unnn,

These are the words he shouted and Screamed.

When he came to us this evening,

We had a hard time believing,

This demon was anything good.

But then we got to know him,

He wasn't anything like his own kin,

So I'm sending away this lonesome,

Poor demon back to his home!

POOF

Xander: "Awesome riddle!"

Illyria: "RIDDLE?! That was one of the most sacred spells ever created! How dare you!"

Andrew: "I liked it too! Very funny!"

Angel: "You just don't know when to shut up do you?!"

Giles: "I utterly agree! Now shut up you poor sod!"

Andrew: "Everyone's ganging up on me!"

Harmony: "ATTENTION! I have added up the scores! And it is with my duty and please, well Illyria's too, that I announce that the winner is-"

Collin: "Who ever wins, can the losers still go out with Spike?"

Angel: "NO!"

Everyone shrinks back when they hear that no.

Harmony: coughs "O.k. I think that answers your question. So as I was saying-"

Xander: "Can they take vows you know like 'I promise not to ditch you once I find out I like breasts again'"

Harmony: "For the love of God no!"

Oz: "Why not?"

Andrew: "Yeah! We wanna know that Spike will be loved honored and cherished for all time you know! We can't have him being tossed away like garbage!"

Illyria: "They make a good point. I was once with a handsome fellow called Trunahjuna, oh he lighted up my unlife with his strong powerful magic-"

Harmony: "AND THE GOD DAMN WINNER IS…"

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