TITLE: Everyone loves Spike!

AUTHOR: AmethystxX

CHAPTER: 3

DISCLAIMER: I don't own ANY characters in this fiction, I am borrowing them while their owners glare at me whimper

PAIRING: main Angel/Spike, but others love Spikie

SUMMARY: Angel's being cancelled! This is the day and the life of the characters when they're not filming. Which means 'Everyone Loves Spike!' Without plot basically. [SLASH]

NOTES: I thought my first fiction should be silly just to get the jist of writing.

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Second Floor Corridor, WOLFRAM AND HART SAME NIGHT:

Jase is walking alone along the corridor looking for Lorne, having no such luck so far, when he hears strange chocked off noises along with some loud bangs.

He stops outside a closet where the noise is the loudest, then to his shock when he opens it…

Jase: Adrian?

ANGELS OFFICE:

Harmony: "O.k. because of the recent turn of events Scott and Matt have pulled out because they're not the sort of guys Spike goes for. Also Lorne is without a doubt disqualified for obvious reasons"

Xander: "And they are…"

Harmony: "Oh yes silly me, Lorne called Spike 'Little Willy' and that is-"

The doors banging open cut off Harmony's speech where a red faced Adrian and a giggling Jase came in.

Adrian: "THAT SHREK THING ALSO LOCKED ME UP IN THE CLOSET FOR 2 HOURS!!"

Oz: "Man, you must have some major cramps"

Jase: "It was quite funny actually, he was tied with his hands behind his back and his feet tied which was connected to his hands and he was gagged with dribble around his mouth and red faced"

Everyone laughs…Adrian turned purple.

Adrian: "SHUT UP! I HATE YOU ALL! WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH HIM HE'S GONNA BE CONSTIPATED FOR 9 MONTHS!"

Gunn: "Man that SO didn't sound right"

Harmony: "Looks like Lorne had a case of the 'Green eyed monster'" She giggles.

Illyria: "Is that meant to be amusing?"

Harmony: "Wow, what a surprise, IT doesn't understand!"

Illyria: "The Green eyed monster is supposed to be jealousy, because Lorne is Green that's supposed to be a pun, a bad one at that. I don't find that of you humorous.

Xander: "I conquer with Ice Bitch"

Harmony: "Well…your not worth the trouble to start on. As soon as Spike and Angel get here we ca-"

Shriek: "YOU LITTLE RAT FACES! GIVE ME BACK MY HUNK!"

Silence.

Wesley: "What in God's name was that?"

Collin: "We're about to find out"

J-K: "Why do I have a horrible feeling this is going to get ugly?"

DING

Spike: "THOSE UGLY SHORT HAIRY FEET HOBBITS STOLE MY COLE BABY AND TOOK HIM TO MIDDLE EARTH!"

Oz: "Yeah sure why not"

Xander: "Cole…?"

Angel: "Don't ask..."

Harmony: "I'm confused"

Illyria: growls "You would be"

Angel: "Cole kind of popped out of nowhere and the hobbits from Lord Of the Rings popped out of nowhere as well and snatched Cole instead of Spike"

Oz: "Oh"

Collin: "That makes sense"

Adrian: "Yes everything's coming together now"

J-k: "Yes we finally understand"

Jase: "Your insane"

Spike: "One more word from ANYONE and your out of the contest understand?"

Nods all round.

Spike: "Good"

Harmony: "O.k. o.k. Everyone take a seat and lets get started. Illyria and I have been working out a test you could do for you little lover boys for Spike and we thought what better than a little kissing test. So we'll be taking you to a room to judge how good you are by Spike's expression and also how he liked it."

Everyone sits forward in their chairs obviously liking the idea of this test. Spike and Angel are sitting next to each other; Angel slowly moves his hand under the table towards Spike's thigh…

SLAP

Angel then rubs his cheek while Spike gives him a smug little smile.

Collin: "Oh gaud dudes! Get a room!"

Turning around everyone sees Xander and Oz making out on the far sofa making little noises.

Harmony: "Ew I can't believe Cordy went out with that guy…no wonder Willow went all gay"

Angel: "Anyway can we get on with the test"

Xander: "Yeah that's just what you want Dead Boy, just to use Dead Boy junior for your own needs and never consider his feelings"

Spike: sighs "Xander…"

Oz: "He's been hurt a lot of times and you think you can just take what you want and when your through you'll break up saying 'Oh its for the best'"

Angel: "It was different with Buffy! SHE IS HUMAN!"

Xander: "So that makes a difference?!"

Angel: "Yes because we can be together forever and I can do a lot more things to show my love for Spike!"

Spike: "ENOUGH! STOP IT! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!"

Harmony: "O.k. everyone! Let the test begin!"

10 minutes later…

Illyria: "It's going to be J-K first followed by Angel, Collin, Jase and Adrian. It was a fair deal since we drew the names from a hat. Now everyone except for Spike and J-K leave the room. Yes that way to the door. No not hiding in the closet to sneak a peak, the hallway." Sigh "NOW!" she bellows, everyone scrams.

Harmony: "O.k. pretend we're not here and J-K show us what you got!" She gives a big thumbs up in good luck.

Illyria and Harmony both stand into the dark part of the room with their clip boards.

Suddenly, J-K grabs Spike, pushes him against the wall pins him and kisses him, HARD.

Spike: Pushes J-K away "OUCH! Bloody hell, what are you doing, trying to break me?. I'm not a toy!"

Spike turns to the girls.

Spike: "Terrible…absolutely awful"

J-K: "Screw you! You wanted dangerous and here you have dangerous!"

Spike: "Good bye J-K!"

J-K: "But-"

Harmony, Illyria and Spike: forceful "Good bye J-K"

J-K walks out mumbling under his breath.

Harmony: "Oh he is SO out of the contest! Calling you a blonde bimbo, who does he think he is?! NEXT!"

Angel walks in grinning.

Harmony: "Kiss him, make it look good and feel good for Spike and your score is out of 20."

They go back to their little corners.

Outside Xander: "I'm watching you Dead Boy!"

Outside Oz: "Should I be jealous?"

Harmony: "Ignore them, Get on with it hot lips"

Angel walks up to Spike, pulls him towards him looks deep into his eyes and places the softest of kisses on his lips. It soon becomes heated as Angel encircles Spike's waist, Spike's arms wrap around his neck and are grinding against eachother, moaning.

Harmony: cough "O.k. guys you can stop now…guys…O.k. that's fine, great job Angel, stop now. Angel!"

Illyria: "This is getting awkward. I am leaving"

Harmony: "Me too"

They go out of the room leaving a still kissing Spike and Angel locked in a tight embrace, oblivious to their surroundings.

15 minutes later…

Harmony looks through the window.

Harmony: "They haven't come up for air in over 10 minutes, not that they need it, but still shouldn't their tongues or lips hurt at least?"

Oz: "Actually with me and Xander we have kissed for as long as 25 minutes without our toungues or lips hurting. We breath through our noses which makes it easier doesn't it my little hyena?"

Xander: Smirks "Damn right it doesn't hurt, feels good too"

The door opens revealing a very smug Angel with his arm around a dazed looking Spike.

Harmony: "Finally! So score out of twenty Spike"

Spike shakes his head as if to clear as invisible fog and stares at Harmony as if he only just noticed her presence.

Spike: "DAMN!"

Illyria: "Judging by that 'Damn' I'm going to go with full marks agreed?"

Harmony: "Agreed"

Collin: "That is SO unfair! I didn't even get my chance!"

Jase: "Like YOU'D be any good!"

Collin: "I'd be a damn sight better than you!"

Jase: "Oh hell no! Don't even go there!"

Collin: "Envy is a terrible thing Jase…"

Jase: "YOU LITTLE BITCH!"

Jase grabs Collin and are now both landing punches on each other while rolling around on the floor like idiots.

Wesley: "This is tedious"

Gunn: "I never knew guys landing punches could look so…gay…"

Wesley: "Yes it is quite scary…and please Angel do stop molesting Spike"

Spike: "Oh believe me I don't mind…"

Collin: "THAT HURT YOU GIT!"

Jase: "NOT AS MUCH AS THIS'LL"

Harmony: "Where's Adrian gone? It's bad enough we've got two sissy's on the floor without another one going missing"

Xander: "He said something about 'too much hormonal energy' and went for a walk I think"

Oz: "GO ON COLLIN! GET IN THERE MY SON!…ouch that's gotta hurt…YES THAT'S IT COLLIN! RIGHT IN THE TEMPLE…Jase that was unfair…the crown jewels? Ouchies!"

 Adrian: "Boys…lookie what I found…"

Everyone turns to see Adrian holding up a very green looking Lorne…

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