TITLE:
Everyone loves Spike!
AUTHOR:
AmethystxX
CHAPTER: 2
DISCLAIMER:
I don't own ANY characters in this fiction, I am borrowing them while their
owners glare at me whimper
PAIRING:
main Angel/Spike, but others love Spikie
SUMMARY:
Angel's being cancelled! This is the day and the life of the characters when
they're not filming. Which means 'Everyone Loves Spike!' Without plot
basically. [SLASH] Chapter 2 up!
NOTES:
I thought my first fiction should be silly just to get the jist of writing.
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WOLFRAM
AND HART, EARLY EVENING:
Second
Floor Corridor:
While
the boys have been searching for Lorne in pairs, Lorne has been getting no luck
from his fellow friends for a place to hide out so has had to sunk as low as a
demon could get…
Lorne:
"Pleeeease Hamilton!"
Lorne:
"Now just you wait a cotton picking minute mister! Why the hell not?! I
have a mob of love sick puppies after me!"
Lorne
bows his head in shame.
Lorne:
"I didn't mean it in that way" He then wanders off, upset and no
place to hide.
Meanwhile
on the same floor…
Matt:
"There, There Adrian, I'm sure it'll work out for the best, I mean come on
we are talking about an ex-love and a crazed magical demon. Do you really
believe Spike'll put his trust in them?"
After
a while
Echo:
"Now get out of my sight before I fly kick your ass"
Closer
and closer until…
CLONK
Lorne:
"That'll teach you for calling me Shrek" He then drags
A
couple of minutes later Lorne looks down upon a now conscious Adrian, hands and
feet tied with a gag firmly in place.
Lorne:
"Well I have to go now and hide away from the other freaks before they
find me, you see I can't risk them finding me, ergo, I can't risk you telling
them you found me. Its been a pleasure really, Chow!"
Lorne
bolts the door on a struggling
LATE
EVENING, WOLFRAM AND HART:
Angel
walks in carrying a package under his arm. Wesley smiles politely as Angel goes
over to him.
Angel:
"Hey Wes, How are you?"
Wesley:
"Well I am-"
Angel:
"That's Great! Any ideas where Gunn is?"
Wesley:
"I'm sure he's-"
Angel:
"Of course he is. Well places to go people to see, Bye Wes!" He walks
away, with his unknown package, leaving Wesley before he even has a chance to
say 'Bye'
Wesley:
"He could have at least acted as though he cared"
ANGEL'S
APARTMENT WHERE SPIKE IS NOW STAYING:
DING
Angel
steps out of the elevator to find Spike 'chilling' on his sofa with none other
than Xander and Oz. Knowing that they can't be here for good reasons, he takes
a deep unneeded breath and clears his throat to grab their attention.
Spike:
"Oh hey Angel, Xander and Oz were in the neighborhood and thought they'd
drop in, isn't that a surprise."
After
an awkward silence, with Spike glaring at them all, they acknowledge eachother.
Xander:
"Dead boy"
Angel:
"Harris"
Oz:
"Angel"
Angel:
"Oz"
Silence.
Spike:
"Anyway was there something you wanted Angel?"
Angel:
"You…I mean to talk to you…alone for a minute as in just the two of
us"
Spike
gives Angel a look which states, "What drug are you on" and kindly
asks Xander and Oz to wait for him downstairs
Angel:
"What the heck are they doing here?" He clenches his fists.
Spike:
cough "They are…erm… trying to convince me that you are bad news and that
because of what happened to Buffy, you know the whole leaving thing, you could
do that to me too and-"
Angel:
"I WOULD NEVER DO THAT…sorry continue"
Spike:
glares "As I was saying, AND they don't want me hurt. We kept in touch and
are friends. Also,after Anya died Oz went to give his regards to Xander and
well…they are kind of together, well actually ARE together, not kind of…you get
the idea"
Angel:
"Oh…well that was unexpected."
Spike:
"Enough about that, so you wanted something yes?"
Angel:
Stutters "I (cough) I got you a l-little s-something" He smiles
shyly.
Spike
opens the package revealing tight, REAL TIGHT, leather pants. He raises an
eyebrow.
Spike:
"Lovely hint Angel, my colour too, deep red, I love them" Angel
blushes "Thanks" He kisses Angel's Cheek, who then looks as though
he's about to faint.
CRASH,
BANG, GROAN
Turning,
they both see Scott, who had fallen out of the elevator in his hurry, with
Collin on top of him.
Scott:
" Thank GOD you're here!" Scrambles off the floor knocking Collin to
the ground who groans. "I…well WE have a question"
Spike:
"Shoot"
Collin:
Punches Scott "Who's your dream guy?! As in well looks"
Spike
looks at them, blinks, then gets the most dreamiest expression on his face.
Spike:
sigh "Dark hair with the dreamiest deep brown eyes, he just HAS to be
taller than me" Angel smirks "Broad and muscley, no flab
WHAT-SO-EVER, "Angel frowns, "Dangerous and basically a MAJOR
HUNK!"
Scott
and Collin look at each other before Collin bursts into tears.
Scott:
sobs "B-but I can be all d-dangerous and dark! Just because I'm short!
STUPID BLOODY BLONDE HAIR!!!" He then proceeds to scream, running into the
elevator with his sobs echoing.
Spike:
"O.k that there, that was SO not cool. I think I can safely say Scott has
pulled out of the love test and even if he hasn't I'm pulling him out for being
a baby"
Angel:
smug "I think we all know who Spike was describing"
Spike:
"Julian McMahon" sigh…
Angel:
"WHO?! THAT COLE BITCH FROM CHARMED?"
Collin:
"I'm gonna go tell the guys about Spike's interests so I don't have to
face Angel" He then runs away.
Spike:
"Oh I can just eat Cole right up with a spoon!" he sighs.
Angel:
"Oh to be the spoon…"
Cole
then pops out of nowhere and gives one of his dreamy smiles and locks eyes with
Spike who is sighing dramatically.
Spike:
"OH…MY…GOD!" he shrieks while throwing his arms around Cole.
Then,
to everyone's surprise Merry and Pippin also pop from out of nowhere.
Merry:
"You tricked us you slimy, two-faced-"
Pippin:
"Chocolate hogger!"
Merry:
"-vamp faced liar! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!"
Merry
and Pippin proceed to jump Spike, who then moves out of the way, they miss him,
land on Cole and pop back to middle Earth.
Angel:
"Thank God…I mean 'Oh no! They took Cole!'" Snicker
Spike:
"YOU LITTLE RAT FACES! GIVE ME BACK MY HUNK!"
His
shriek shook the building…
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