TITLE: Everyone loves Spike!

AUTHOR: AmethystxX

CHAPTER: 2

DISCLAIMER: I don't own ANY characters in this fiction, I am borrowing them while their owners glare at me whimper

PAIRING: main Angel/Spike, but others love Spikie

SUMMARY: Angel's being cancelled! This is the day and the life of the characters when they're not filming. Which means 'Everyone Loves Spike!' Without plot basically. [SLASH] Chapter 2 up!

NOTES: I thought my first fiction should be silly just to get the jist of writing.

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WOLFRAM AND HART, EARLY EVENING:

Second Floor Corridor:

While the boys have been searching for Lorne in pairs, Lorne has been getting no luck from his fellow friends for a place to hide out so has had to sunk as low as a demon could get…

Lorne: "Pleeeease Hamilton!"

Hamilton: "Hm…No" He starts to walk away.

Lorne: "Now just you wait a cotton picking minute mister! Why the hell not?! I have a mob of love sick puppies after me!"

Hamilton: "Yes you do, all the reason not to help you. You didn't think that I didn't notice that gorgeous piece of male flesh, if it weren't for the senior partners I'd be all over him! I mean 'Little Willy' Lorne? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"

Lorne bows his head in shame.

Hamilton: "Now get out of my sight before I fly kick your ass"

Hamilton walks away

Lorne: "I didn't mean it in that way" He then wanders off, upset and no place to hide.

Meanwhile on the same floor…

Adrian: "Harmony?! Illyria?! How the 'ell are we meant to convince him of our love now?!"

Matt: "There, There Adrian, I'm sure it'll work out for the best, I mean come on we are talking about an ex-love and a crazed magical demon. Do you really believe Spike'll put his trust in them?"

Adrian: "Yeah, I suppose your right. Come on, let's split up, we'll find Lorne faster" They both go their separate ways.

After a while Adrian stops and listens very closely.

Echo: "Now get out of my sight before I fly kick your ass"

Adrian smiles a deadly smile and creeps up behind an upset Lorne while whispering "Heeere Shreky Shreky Shreky"

 Closer and closer until…

CLONK

Adrian proceeds to flop like a sack of potatoes onto the floor.

Lorne: "That'll teach you for calling me Shrek" He then drags Adrian into the nearest closet.

A couple of minutes later Lorne looks down upon a now conscious Adrian, hands and feet tied with a gag firmly in place.

Lorne: "Well I have to go now and hide away from the other freaks before they find me, you see I can't risk them finding me, ergo, I can't risk you telling them you found me. Its been a pleasure really, Chow!"

Lorne bolts the door on a struggling Adrian.

LATE EVENING, WOLFRAM AND HART:

Angel walks in carrying a package under his arm. Wesley smiles politely as Angel goes over to him.

Angel: "Hey Wes, How are you?"

Wesley: "Well I am-"

Angel: "That's Great! Any ideas where Gunn is?"

Wesley: "I'm sure he's-"

Angel: "Of course he is. Well places to go people to see, Bye Wes!" He walks away, with his unknown package, leaving Wesley before he even has a chance to say 'Bye'

Wesley: "He could have at least acted as though he cared"

ANGEL'S APARTMENT WHERE SPIKE IS NOW STAYING:

DING

Angel steps out of the elevator to find Spike 'chilling' on his sofa with none other than Xander and Oz. Knowing that they can't be here for good reasons, he takes a deep unneeded breath and clears his throat to grab their attention.

Spike: "Oh hey Angel, Xander and Oz were in the neighborhood and thought they'd drop in, isn't that a surprise."

After an awkward silence, with Spike glaring at them all, they acknowledge eachother.

Xander: "Dead boy"

Angel: "Harris"

Oz: "Angel"

Angel: "Oz"

Silence.

Spike: "Anyway was there something you wanted Angel?"

Angel: "You…I mean to talk to you…alone for a minute as in just the two of us"

Spike gives Angel a look which states, "What drug are you on" and kindly asks Xander and Oz to wait for him downstairs

Angel: "What the heck are they doing here?" He clenches his fists.

Spike: cough "They are…erm… trying to convince me that you are bad news and that because of what happened to Buffy, you know the whole leaving thing, you could do that to me too and-"

Angel: "I WOULD NEVER DO THAT…sorry continue"

Spike: glares "As I was saying, AND they don't want me hurt. We kept in touch and are friends. Also,after Anya died Oz went to give his regards to Xander and well…they are kind of together, well actually ARE together, not kind of…you get the idea"

Angel: "Oh…well that was unexpected."

Spike: "Enough about that, so you wanted something yes?"

Angel: Stutters "I (cough) I got you a l-little s-something" He smiles shyly.

Spike opens the package revealing tight, REAL TIGHT, leather pants. He raises an eyebrow.

Spike: "Lovely hint Angel, my colour too, deep red, I love them" Angel blushes "Thanks" He kisses Angel's Cheek, who then looks as though he's about to faint.

CRASH, BANG, GROAN

Turning, they both see Scott, who had fallen out of the elevator in his hurry, with Collin on top of him.

Scott: " Thank GOD you're here!" Scrambles off the floor knocking Collin to the ground who groans. "I…well WE have a question"

Spike: "Shoot"

Collin: Punches Scott "Who's your dream guy?! As in well looks"

Spike looks at them, blinks, then gets the most dreamiest expression on his face.

Spike: sigh "Dark hair with the dreamiest deep brown eyes, he just HAS to be taller than me" Angel smirks "Broad and muscley, no flab WHAT-SO-EVER, "Angel frowns, "Dangerous and basically a MAJOR HUNK!"

Scott and Collin look at each other before Collin bursts into tears.

Scott: sobs "B-but I can be all d-dangerous and dark! Just because I'm short! STUPID BLOODY BLONDE HAIR!!!" He then proceeds to scream, running into the elevator with his sobs echoing.

Spike: "O.k that there, that was SO not cool. I think I can safely say Scott has pulled out of the love test and even if he hasn't I'm pulling him out for being a baby"

Angel: smug "I think we all know who Spike was describing"

Spike: "Julian McMahon" sigh…

Angel: "WHO?! THAT COLE BITCH FROM CHARMED?"

Collin: "I'm gonna go tell the guys about Spike's interests so I don't have to face Angel" He then runs away.

Spike: "Oh I can just eat Cole right up with a spoon!" he sighs.

Angel: "Oh to be the spoon…"

Cole then pops out of nowhere and gives one of his dreamy smiles and locks eyes with Spike who is sighing dramatically.

Spike: "OH…MY…GOD!" he shrieks while throwing his arms around Cole.

Then, to everyone's surprise Merry and Pippin also pop from out of nowhere.

Merry: "You tricked us you slimy, two-faced-"

Pippin: "Chocolate hogger!"

Merry: "-vamp faced liar! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!"

Merry and Pippin proceed to jump Spike, who then moves out of the way, they miss him, land on Cole and pop back to middle Earth.

Angel: "Thank God…I mean 'Oh no! They took Cole!'" Snicker

Spike: "YOU LITTLE RAT FACES! GIVE ME BACK MY HUNK!"

His shriek shook the building…

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