TITLE: Everyone loves Spike!

AUTHOR: AmethystxX

CHAPTER: 1

DISCLAIMER:I own no one in this fiction, I am merely using them for a while. I repeat THEY DON'T BELONG TO ME!

PAIRING: main Angel/Spike, but others love Spikie

SUMMARY: Angel's being cancelled! This is the day and the life of the characters when they're not filming. Which means 'Everyone Loves Spike!' Without plot basically. [SLASH]

NOTES: I thought my first fiction should be silly just to get the jist of writing.

ANGELS OFFICE, NIGHT:

Angel: "As you all know Angel is being cancelled at the end of this season. Now I am sure your all heart-broken and…. well I don't know! Does it look like I care?! I need a vacation! And where the hell is Will…I mean Spike?!"

Lorne: "Well calm down Cream Puff, Little Willy" Angel raises an eyebrow "Well o.k. That's not the best analogy, Sugar and Spice is taking a shower. He said something about, and I quote-"

Angel: "SHOWER?! WHICH ONE?!…I mean" cough "where?"

Lorne: "Well if you'd let me finish Beef Cake" glares "You would have heard that I was going to say that he said, 'Your shower is fully equipped with all the ingredients to get one smelling poufy and feeling stress free'"

Angel: "He's upstairs…in my shower…naked…"He dashes into the elevator in an blink of an eye.

Lorne: "Angel?…ANGEL?!…GET BACK HERE! IF ANYONE GETS DOWN AND DIRTY WITH PRINCE PALENESS ITS GONNA BE ME!" He bangs on elevator doors while listening to Angel cackle.

Wesley: "Lorne number one, Spike is the hottest male flesh that's ever entered this god forsaken place, and number two, you're green and have horns. Besides, After Angel it would definitely be me to get 'down' with him. I mean I'm British; I'm a ROUGE demon hunter, therefore am a Bad ass"

The banging stops. Lorne slowly turns around with the sweetest smiles on his face.

Lorne: "This coming from the guy who shrieked when Angel leaped up onto a desk and also doesn't comprehend the word 'Shower'"

Wesley: "TAKE THAT BACK BITCH! YOUR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND A LITTLE COMPETITION!"

Suddenly Lorne crashes him into the ground with his hands around his throat.

Lorne: "Competition? HA! You've got an ego as big as the Himalayas if you think you have a chance. Angel doesn't trust you! You really think he's going to let YOU! Get your hands on him? You've got a lot of nerve Percy!"

Illyria, out of nowhere, picks up both Lorne and Percy…WESLEY! By their hair, well Lorne's horns, and throws them to different sides of the room.

Illyria: "Your both pathetic. Scrambling to get someone who is out of your league. He is beauty. Precious. He needs some one of power. You two are neither. Anyway with my body he can't resist me so nah!" She sticks out her tongue, which is several inches long".

Lorne: "Well…I was thrown towards the elevator door so I get first dibs!"

Both Lorne and Wesley scramble towards the door frantically pushing buttons.

Wesley: "Get out of my way vegetable!" He takes off his shoe and throws it at Lorne's head

BOINK

Lorne:…"Damn, where did you pick these up? The second hand store?. I mean they don't even hurt you properly!" Wesley blushes "and I resent the vegetable part…just cause I'm green" Lorne pouts

Wesley: mumbles "They're just worn out".

DING

Elevator door opens.

Silence.

Suddenly, the door is closed and both Wesley and Lorne run smack bang into the closed doors.

Wesley: "Erm…what just happened here?"

Lorne: "I don't know my noggin is hurting something chronic!"

Lorne and Wesley: "Illyria".

Lorne: "YOU BITCH!"

Meanwhile…

Angel, after calming himself down, Stepped out of the elevator heading quickly into the direction of the shower.

Angel: "S-Spike? Erm are you here? I just…erm...I thought I'd see if you needed any help…" whispers "that was SO not supposed to sound like that…" cough "erm anyway what I meant was do you need anything?"

Spike: Shouts "Nah! I'm ok I'm finished now"

Angel: "Damn!"

Spike: "What was that?"

Spike, who is now currently standing in front of him, is definitely out of the shower wearing nothing but his trousers toweling his hair.

Spike: "Erm…Angel?"

Angel, looking as though he's having difficulty ungluing his eyes from Spikes chest, Looks up at Spike who's looking at him as if he's gone round the bend.

Angel: "Your incredibly beautiful". Strokes Spike's cheek

Spike: "erm…thanks?" Stepping back as Angel steps forward into his space…very much into his space

Spike: "Yeah you just stay over there" Pushes Angel away from him

Angel: Pouts "But I love you!"

Elevator door opens and Illyria walks through, stands behind Spike and wraps her arms around his waist.

Illyria: "I do not understand this word 'Love' but I can grantee that if you stay with me I can give you power that you could never imagine. Besides, what's a relationship without power". Illyria smirks at Angel

Angel pulls Spike from Illyria's grasp…who is looking quite dazed.

Angel: "Your hypnotizing him! THAT'S CHEATING! Tell her that's cheating Joss!"

Joss comes in with a cup of coffee.

Joss Whedon: "That's cheating all right. Besides you don't have that power".

Angel: "Also I can be Angelus and he can kick your ass so hard you won't know what way's straight!"

Illyria, who is now getting up close and personal with Angel, glares at him.

Illyria: "Really?" Angel gulps

Spike: "Ouch…my head hurts. It would never have worked Illyria, the fact that you scare me and also because I'm gay".

Illyria: "Your gay?… now that explains the clothes you wear…"

Spike: "I RESENT THAT!"

Illyria: "Whatever." Wanders off because I don't know what to do with her anymore

Suddenly, the elevator doors open revealing Wesley…Percy…no Wesley…Oh whatever, Lorne, Gunn (When did he get here???), Harmony, and some random guys no one knows, but hey they're hotties!

Wesley: "I LOVE YOU SPIKE!"

Gunn: "NO I LOVE YOU!"

Lorne: "THEY'RE ALL LIARS I LOVE YOU" Down on knees

RANDOM GUY: "I love you too!"

Spike: "And you are…?"

RANDOM GUY: "Oh terribly sorry I'm Jase, that's Jason-Kobe, J-K for short, that's also Matt, Scott, Adrian and Collin. We have all decided we love you because of your charm, British-ness, Beauty, Clothing, Hair Style and because your you!"

Spike: "Are you saying everyone in this room loves me?"

Everyone: "Yes!"

Wesley: "Well not Lorne HE CALLED YOU LITTLE WILLY!" Points to the traitor

Spike has now turned glaring full force at Lorne while others gasp at what Lorne had done.

Random voice: "HOW COULD YOU?!"

Spike: glaring "You called me WHAT?!"

Lorne: "Well…erm…when you put it that way…erm…Well that one called you fat!" points behind everyone

Everyone turns and sees no one there, realizing it was a trick; they turn back to Lorne who has now legged it into the elevator.

Spike: "Fine…you all want to prove that you love me?" Nods around room "Then you have to prove it to me. First of all seize the traitor and do something embarrassing to him. Then after that you're on your own. Who ever can convince me first gets to have me. Believe me, I can wait forever and since I AM immortal who knows who I'll end up with."

Everyone dashes out of the room, all filing into one elevator, to go and find the traitor and convince the beautiful one of their love.

Spike: "Oh yes! Me, Harmony and Illyria (Who pops back from the place she wandered off to) are the judges since they are both women. Since Illyria is now a Judge you're all going to have to try a LOT harder to convince us."

Random voice: "NOOO!!!"

As soon as the elevator is gone, Spike pouts and makes a shooing motion to Harmony and Illyria, which they then wander off, and he slumps into a chair.

Spike: "You don't love me do you Jossy?"

Joss, who is still carrying a coffee, walks in and pats Spike on the back.

Joss: "I love your hair and style, but no I don't love you…and don't call me Jossy."

He then wanders off again.

Spike: "Oooh cake!"

Spike proceeds to eat a very chocolatey, mouth-watering cake.

Merry and Pippin (What the???) pop out of nowhere followed by Legolas.

Merry: "Did someone say cake?!"

Spike hides said cake behind back.

Spike: "Err he stole it!" Points to Legolas

They turn.

Legolas: "YOU MONSTER!"

Pippin: "GET 'IM MERRY!"

They all jump Legolas while popping back to Middle Earth.

Spike: "This is getting weird."

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