Bio

Name:   Jessica Jenner                AOL Screen Name: jessijenner
Age:      21!
Status: Occasionally sober/FavSong STILL "Look at Us"
Occupation: Bath&BodyWorks/Student/Intern/
                    Home based bartender
Education: Current student at Cal State - Sacramento
                  Former student of University of Central FL
Heard often saying: "I'm never drinking again...for real"
Recent News: "last night found a lover undercover in my sheets, didn't get outta bed for weeks!" -KGB

Name: Amanda
Age: 22
Status: STRESSED!!!
Occupation: Electronic Retail (AKA the local porn store! j/k)
Student/Roommate Babysitter
Education: Student at Cal State - Sacto
Business Major/Human Res.
Heard often saying: "You Id"
Recent News: Always finds Jess' Dead Fish

Name: Jon or ID                         Often Heard Saying: Voicemail
Age: 23 - Mentally 6                                                     never answers cel
Status: Mommy's little soldier        Recent News: Jess&Amanda still have
Occupation: Nothing.                                          his DVD/PlayStation2
Education: Cal State - Sacramento
                  Criminal Justice Stuff

Name: David - known by Pizza               Often Head Saying: "I needa
            delievery guys AS "the dude                                           nap!"
            who stumbles to the door              Recent News: Fended off 5
            with a margarita in his hand"                                raccoons with
Age: Almost Old (28)                                                     a single chair!
Status: Wannabe Rebel
Occupation: Drinking Puter Geek/Secretly ChipNDale member
Education: Magna Cum Laude - Capt Morgan State MBA: Rum/Vodka

Name: BooBooBear or Randy
Age: 30ish - but mentally is still questionable
Occupation: Designer kinda guy/Dog trainer of Sparky
                    the World Famous Wonder Puppy/Bar Stool Tenant
Education: Cal State Horny Hornet Graduate!
Often Heard Saying: "I need a cocktail"
Recent News: Bought Jess a Oujia Board to aid her in
                       future career of calling the spirits just like Cleo!
                     And comes to visit Jess at work, but flirts with others

In 2001 an alcoholic commando unit was sent to Cal State for a crime they didn't commit. These chicks and dudes promptly escaped from a maximum studying and homework stockade to the nearest bar in Sacramento. Today still procrastinating, they survive as soldiers of Cap't Morgan. If you have a problem. If no one else can help, and if you can find them, sober, maybe you can hire:
The BombSquad.

Name: Derek AOL ScreenName: sac55766
Age: 22 on October 28th
Occupation: Student/Engineer Assistant
ZBT Fraternity Dude
Education: Senior at Sac State
Often Heard Saying: "That's dope"
Recent News: found new band: kruder dorfmeister...they're dope!