To be continued...
Supposedly, Geocities will be cutting off FTP access starting tomorrow, which will render this weblog limp and flaccid like... uh... I don't want to go there. Therefore, you probably won't be able to read any new babblings from me until I find a new host. I could probably get another freebie host with FTP access relatively easily, but I've been thinking of actually paying for hosting service so one doesn't have to deal with ads and other shit. But then, I start thinking that this site really isn't worth paying money to maintain (in my opinion), and thus the vicious cycle begins.

Hopefully I'll come to a conclusion within the week, two weeks max.

For the last couple weeks, I've felt like I've been writting as if I was required to do so almost every day. Huh. Last time I checked, I didn't have weblog deadlines to meet, did I? Hopefully the time off will rekindle my desire to write again. And maybe my futures won't seem so sub-par and mundane to me. We'll see...

In the mean time, check out some links in the left column, or feel free to tell me cool stuff in the comments section.

April showers bring May flowers
Finding real news on April Fool's Day is like trying to find an unmarried straight guy at a Barbara Streisand concert. The odds are slim. But I did find a couple things that you may wanna read while you're "laughing" at the false websites out there. Hell, even eBay messed with their site a bit just for today. And in case you're wondering where the mock version of this site is, well, there isn't one. I'm lazy. :p

* If I was a voter of Florida, and then I started getting spammed by one politician's posse, I would totally vote for the person who was running against him or her.

* Some good ideas turn out to be really sucky ones. Like 8-foot-tall ketchup packet bears.

Both links are from Camworld.

The good wife's guide
As said in a 50-year-old issue of Housekeeping Monthly.

Here's one of the tips:

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first -- remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

I guess we have come a long way since then, eh?

Happy Easter!
Or Happy Passover if you're into that sort of thing.

Love,

Your friends in the Ukraine