Friday, March 01, 2002
FHM's 100 sexiest women of the year
I got the following email from my office mate, who got it from her former college roommate:

On FHM's web site, they are having people vote for the top 100 sexiest women of the year. So, everyone is trying to get Wil Wheaton as #1. Go the the page, and look at the banner!

I then went to WWDN, and the man himself confirmed that he's right up there with Britney Spears.

2:00:02 PM | Jonathan | comments
Wednesday, February 27, 2002
American politics
They have taken an interesting turn since George Dubya got into office, and even more so after early September. While nowadays it's pretty uncool to take shots at Bush Jr, I will proceed to do so anyway.

When in Japan, he talked to a bunch of people about the Japanese economy and how it will thrive in the wake of terrorism. He also commented on the relationship between Japan and the United States, saying "[F]or a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific. And in that peace, the world has witnessed the broad advance of prosperity and democracy throughout East Asia."

Um... we have a 150-year alliance with Japan? I think Douglas MacArthur and the citizens of Pearl Harbor would disagree. I think a couple of things happened in the 1940's where Japan wasn't really a friend of ours. And last time I checked, dropping a pair of atomic bombs on another country's turf without their consent is not an act of kindness.

Nuclear policy has changed recently. We are now willing to drop nukes on countries without nuclear power. I don't know if that's necessarily a good thing. But I guess if a country targets us with chemical warfare, we wouldn't rule out the use of nukes to take them out. I don't think we'd ever need to, though, since we've got weapons like daisy cutters to totally fuck their world up. And if we still abide by the "you strike first, we strike second" ideology, I guess it doesn't really change anything. As long as no one makes a cobalt bomb...

Looks like Bush is still trying to get his drill on in Alaska. Sigh. Let's just have electric or solar cars already. :p

8:11:23 PM | Jerome | comments
Or where, oh where is your hair Ed Vedder?
This one is for all you Pearl Jam fans out there. If you were pissed when Eddie cut his hair way back, then you'll really be angry now. Check out this picture on fivehorizons. Personally I think it's damn funny.
1:17:12 PM | Mike | comments
Monday, February 25, 2002
Best "Yo Mama" joke in a while
Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
8:51:38 PM | Jerome | comments
Potpourri
I've got random links to share. Sort of like how people share candy. Except I don't have any candy on me. And I don't suggest taking some from the candy tree. It feasts on small children...

* England has a National Slacker Day. "I wouldn't be so apathetic if I weren't so lethargic."

* Another way to put an end to telemarketers. We should have tried that out every time Citibank called to sell Mike a credit card even though he already has a Citibank card. Hehe.

* Drunken swordfish fighting. Sounds like heaps of fun! I think I'll stick to using plastic kitchen chairs to inflict damage to others, though. And I'll use wooden desk chairs to destroy random property... I guess you had to be there. Oh, how I miss the glory days. ;)

* Look at the tongue! She could satisfy three beagles at once! Oh yes... oh yes...

* Today's FoxTrot comic strip is way funny. Well, it is if you're a nerd like me. Otherwise, well, maybe it's way lame or something. If you don't like it, go read yesterday's FoxTrot strip, then.

7:53:41 PM | Jerome | comments
This one's for you, Jon.
Star Wars done entirely in ASCII code!
This requires Telnet to run.

Some people have too much time on their hands. The guy that made this must have less than no life.

7:14:25 PM | Jerome | comments
 
 

 
 
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British comedy
British fashion
Entertainers at Super Bowl halftime:
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