10/1 - Taliban pirate stories?
10/1 - Mike gets it.
10/1 - Even more Taliban stories.
10/2 - Pimphats.com
10/5 - Bond breaks the home run record.
10/7 - Enduring Freedom pictures.
10/9 - Naughty copulation slang.
10/11 - Bert is Evil and other internet classics.
10/15 - RPG clichés.
10/22 - A Red Sox fan visits Yankee Stadium.
10/28 - Jarrod's jeep = wrecked.
10/29 - More pretty pictures.

11/3 - Best. Halloween costume. Ever.
11/3 - Jerome and the bat, part 1 of 3.
11/4 - Operation Flying Rat, part 2 of 3.
11/4 - Diamondbacks win the World Series.
11/5 - The bat is gone, part 3 of 3.
11/6 - Jon translates 12-year-old speak.
11/7 - Cleaning the fucking kitchen for dummies.
11/7 - Dirty Poker lines.
11/14 - Vulgar pick-up lines.
11/14 - Play Oregon Trail! The Apple IIe version, no less.
11/17 - Mike starts writing stuff.
11/24 - The WTC tourist guy has been found.
11/27 - Statistics of people in different countries doing the deed.
11/28 - Mullets and more.

Sound advice straight from me, your guiding spirit.

You are determined, disciplined and committed to uncovering the facts. You come fully equipped with all the tools you need. Others question your opinions, but you come prepared and offer the world more than just a handful of controversial ideals. Your awesome brainpower is a thing of envy to those who know you. You've learned your lessons well by watching others bumble along making their mistakes. Be cautious and precise when it's your turn to perform. Feel free to use your connections in the most beneficial way. Lead the way by simply doing what you do best!

9/3 - The last decent bouts of Jerome and MegaHAL (part 3 of 3).
9/6 - When hunger strikes.
9/9 - The NFL season starts.
9/9 - Sex, religion, and superheroes.
9/11 - WTC disaster. No post due to Jerome's ISP being down.
9/18 - Jon starts posting without having to email Jerome content.
9/21 - Nortel stocks vs Budweiser recycling.
9/24 - Best. Conversation. Ever.
9/26 - Sex articles, and something on furniture.
9/29 - The Onion wins, even with Taliban stories like this.
9/30 - Some mess between Mike and Jon. Mike doesn't get it.

If anyone out there is into file-sharing programs, such as LimeWire, you might want to take a look at this article and then check the version of your software. Looks like you could have a Trojan Horse on your computer. And just when you all though stealing music was easy! Shame on you!

Thanks to Wired News for this one.

7/6 - Jerome. Wrecked.
7/15 - "Ow, my ass!"
7/20 - Famous last words of role-played characters.
7/27 - Guides to dating.
7/28 - Manly tips and other links.

8/5 - Dumb court trials.
8/8 - Porn music.
8/30 - MegaHAL and Jerome, part 1 of 3.
8/30 - Junkbot!
8/31 - Jon and MegaHAL, part 2 of 3.

* If you're a gamer, or perhaps an intense web surfer, your mouse may get all gross and sweaty as you do your thing. You may want to consider putting a fan in your mouse to cool off that hot palm of yours. Then, when people see your augmented mouse, maybe they will beat you without remorse like the little black-suited men have done to me. You don't want that.

* The wonders of the web, according to the folks at Guardian Unlimited. It seems like a good list, but when they say that "If the internet only consisted of this ultra-fast search engine (Google) it would have justified its existence many times over," then you have to have a little doubt. If the internet consisted of just Google (it's one of their seven wonders), then Google would have nothing to search! Ha! Even the little black-suited men find that funny. That and when I cower like a sissy when they bludgeon me with a hunk of green-spotted sirloin.

* Iceland is all revolutionary and stuff. On a similar note, I think the little black-suited men are from Iceland. They talk funny when they're taunting and kicking me, and they have some affinity towards Björk.

That's all I have time for right now. I need to get ready for my weekly beating.

6/10 - Bourque finally gets the Stanley Cup. Big pimpin.
6/11 - Vicky Botwright wants to show off her ass.
6/12 - Jerome's gall bladder is broken, according to some kook.
6/12 - Jake and his spam.
6/13 - Urantia and the women who believe in it.
6/17 - 1-800-EAT-SHIT
6/25 - Tips for women.
6/26 - Vicky wins.

LUCKNOW, India (Reuters) - It may be a monument to love, but these days the Taj Mahal is poised for war.

As war clouds loom over the neighborhood, Indian officials are working on plans to camouflage the white marble monument, should it accidentally come under fire from Pakistani fighter jets.

And I'm sure the Pakstanis already have tourist maps of the area. If they can't find the Taj Mahal (ha!), I'm sure they can make some good guesses based on where the rows of trees, the gardens, the pools, and the mosques are.

Then again, I don't really need them, seeing how I've never been to Europe, nor do I see myself going there in the foreseeable future. But it's still pretty neat that a dozen countries over there consolidated their monetary system for a common currency. And I can just imagine the mess it must be for little (local) store owners to recalibrate their cash register and reprice everything. Fun.

I wonder which historical figures are on the Euro coins and bills, assuming they used the faces of former presidents or whatnot instead of, say, a picture of rotisserie chicken or a picket fence. Actually, the more I ponder it, the more I think that they must have used some meaningless pictures on their bills and coins since there's no way that a consensus could have been reached. Or, they may have used symbols of unity. Like duct tape. And rubber cement.

Time to put down the bong, Jerome.

Worry not; I was a passenger, not a driver.

Hope you all got relatively shitfaced. And if you're still recovering from a hangover, perhaps my soothing words will alleviate you. Of course, I'm not actually saying anything. And you're just sitting there in front of a computer monitor reading text. But whatever. Use your imagination, for God's sake.

Anyhoo, here's the month of May in review:

5/1 - Jon and his junk. He likes it when this post his mentioned.
5/1 - Jerome and his junk?
5/2 - Jerome's brush with the law.
5/5 - Dogs in Elk
5/11 - No more XFL. Damn. I'll miss that tool with "He Hate Me" on the back of his jersey.
5/13 - Graduation recollection.
5/14 - Lots of internet and sex stories. I like the types of IM'ers list.
5/21 - The Family Values Party, chosen by God nonetheless.
5/22 - Algebra shows that girls are evil.
5/22 - The Stanley Cup finals starts. And my original prediction was correct! (The key word here is "original")

December 14's conversation is an ok one, too. It's one post up from the one I told you to read.

And finally, Jon found this gummy bear "act" somewhere. This is how they combine various fruit flavors in different types of candy, you know.

4/1 - That old dude sails across the Pacific unassisted.
4/9 - T'was time to fill out to fill the IM usage survey for a class of mine.
4/10 - The case of the missing server.
4/11 - NHL playoffs begin! w00t! The post has random links, too, if you care.
4/12 - Flaming cows. Mmmm... beefy...
4/15 - "I have a phobia..."
4/24 - Ghetto scooters: The predecessors of Segway.