FAQs from Actual Web Page Users
| FAQ: | "[I] loved your baby picture!...I'm still confused. Is the JAF action figure system different from the web site, am I missing out on something else, or is everything in your web page address?...Is your grandmother still trying to set you up with married, pregnant women [the same way she tried with me]?" |
| JAF says: | No, there is more to JAF than this web page. "Yes," to your other question, "but with mixed results at best." |
| FAQ: | "What's new on your web site?" |
| JAF says: | "I really couldn't tell you." |
| FAQ: | "What is authenticitE©, and how can I find it? |
| JAF says: | In these days of manic uncertainty, authenticitE© is your JAF guarantee of both discretion and external source validation. |
| FAQ: | "Aren't you, rather, a totemic delusion of a fabricated self, posited as though it were a virtual teddy bear offering to be held, full of sound and fury, signifying...What?!?.. What, exactly? " |
| JAF says: | Maybe. Why not view JAF as the contextualized, narratological structure that it is--a representational and ontological praxis in its playful search to resuscitate the dying signifier? Indeed, why not construct model trains or bird houses? Are you sure an action figure should answer your question? |
| FAQ: | Do you plan to offer the Super Kung-Fu grip and detachable jet packs? |
| JAF says: | Oh...s-sure...Did I mention the Puffy Taco Portal? Click here. |
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