Statement of authenticitE© by JAF
What is authenticitE©?
Yes, this is the question on the minds of several dear acquaintances in today's post-Pentium III world. Oh sure, you can believe that Intel or those other so-called Protectors of your Best Interests mean only the best for you by programming an indentifier that proclaims your presence to respectable businesses, who would only use your information for better customer service, they assure you, ...but I digress. So... again...
What is authenticitE©?
Excellent question. JAF Systems, Guarantors of Your Safety and Privacy, established the authenticitE© platform to serve as a reliable External Validation Source each time you view the JAF Systems web pages. As we approach the year 2000 in an orderly procession resembling a well-behaved community of lemmings, all new virtual and actual JAF products will adhere to the authenticitE© design platform. Tailored to your profile, authenticitE© means discretion when you require it. Thanks JAF.
What can I do to be sure I have authenticitE©?
Look for the authenticitE© tradename (authenticitE©) woven into the textual fabric of more than one JAF web page, help file, or other Contrivance. This Statement of authenticitE© by JAF also assures you of that which you may already know to be true.
That's great, but do your competitors offer authenticitE©?
Who?!? Who else does what JAF does for you? If you find an off-brand equivalent, look for the authenticitE© symbol. If they don't have authenticitE©, they just don't get it.
Thank you for learning about authenticitE©. If you have a private question that you'd like to ask JAF about this user-managed, accessible signifier, please write it in the box below, and click the submit button. Thanks, Mellow.
authenticitE© is © 1999, 2001 by JAF
