E-commerce is quickly depleting the supply
of e's in languages using Roman alphabets. Not content to form new, empty buzzwords such as Marketechture, the world of dot.com consumption brings us other, daily yokings of E to normal words to create E-conferencing, e-spanol, e-pizza, e-fromage, e-dieting, or e-marriage. What does it mean?
Imagin a world dprivd of
this important vowl...It's a blak pictur, indd. W at JAF Systms hav
a vstd intrst in protcting th languag's " -supply." This problm might hav
becom insurmountabl--xcpt for Jrmy Action Figur. You can hlp. Visit hr
ach day to monitor the growth of our " - assmbly lin." W rstor this vowl
by making captal , lowr-cas , and othr forms of
the lttr .
Hr ar som xampls:
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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This is only the beginning, but it's enough
to ensure that JAF Systems acts responsibly with our language resources.
In fact, Jeremy Action Figure pledges to replace each e used in our corporate
presence with 5, count 'em, 5 new letter E's, in mixed cases. We will also E-cycle whenever possible.
You too can demonstrate excellent suggestibility
by practicing "E-conservation." Good Job!*
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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* At this time, hypen depletion from E-commerce is not likely because hypens are renewable characters that procreate like bunnies.