Cyber 101

Well Pat I figured since I owed you
For all that tantalizing shrimp uhhhh talk
I would make you a helpful site
Where you could bring those men
I got for you thru mass imz
Now all you have to do
Is follow the simple instructions below
And they will be yours to keep

Now remember, the first thing you do
Is pull him to you firmly
Reaching for his mouth
Suckle his mouth, nibble it but do it
Right now remove his Shirt
You can throw in a few
ahhhhhhhh baby wut a strong chest u have's here
Dun start moaning yet
Damn Woman pay attention
You gotta make him work for those moans
Right now as he grabs at ur chest
Tell him to quit acting like a barbarian
And treat you like the refined woman you are
Slowly sink to your knees and grab
That zipper between those teeth
Nahhhhhh dun worry u can have crowns dun next week
Remember to mind your head as you slide his pants down
U do not wanna be concussed by his belly
Ok now its time to give the shrimp a few licks
Maybe even suck off the lemon butter a lil
Nooooooooo woman not too hard.
U wanna be able to use that thing
Geeezzzzzzzzz
Ok now moan a lil to let him know u hot
Slide on up to your feet or
If ur knees are weak pull the
Yank and lay manoeuvre
Dun worry they like it firm
Now slowly slide your leg over
Just like you were gonna go horseriding
As u slide down on the shrimp
Make a comment bout how Huge it is
Men love to hear you say its the biggest ever
Nooooooooo dun tell him that u seen bigger fish
Ok now moannnnnnnnnn long and hardddddd
Omg do NOT yell giddyup u nut
Start to take a slow ride
Gradually speeding up
Throw in a few more moans
Toss ur head back like u were riding a bull
Well pretend he is as big as a bull dammit Speed up the moans
Couple of Oh baby's and
Omggggggg this feels sooooooo good
Yell OMGGGGGGG I am cumming
brb phone
As he shoots you, pretend you hit heaven
And fall onto his chest saying
You were the best ever baby
You can leave now. Close the door behind you
This final treatment is guaranteed to bring him
Running back for more
Well Pat I hope this helps get you laid.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
On a more serious note tho
Thank you for being such a good friend
and a good sport
And most of all
Thank you for all the shrimp LMAO.
Love ya

Dancing with Dixie
	Well Pat I figured since I owed you For all that tantalizing shrimp uhhhh talk I would make you a helpful site Where you could bring those men I got for you thru mass imz Now all you have to do Is follow the simple instructions below And they will be yours to keep Now remember, the first thing you do Is pull him to you firmly Reaching for his mouth Suckle his mouth, nibble it but do it Right now remove his Shirt You can throw in a few ahhhhhhhh baby wut a strong chest u have's here Dun start moaning yet Damn Woman pay attention You gotta make him work for those moans Right now as he grabs at ur chest Tell him to quit acting like a barbarian And treat you like the refined woman you are Slowly sink to your knees and grab That zipper between those teeth Nahhhhhh dun worry u can have crowns dun next week Remember to mind your head as you slide his pants down U do not wanna be concussed by his belly Ok now its time to give the shrimp a few licks Maybe even suck off the lemon butter a lil Nooooooooo woman not too hard. U wanna be able to use that thing Geeezzzzzzzzz Ok now moan a lil to let him know u hot Slide on up to your feet or If ur knees are weak pull the Yank and lay manoeuvre Dun worry they like it firm Now slowly slide your leg over Just like you were gonna go horseriding As u slide down on the shrimp Make a comment bout how Huge it is Men love to hear you say its the biggest ever Nooooooooo dun tell him that u seen bigger fish Ok now moannnnnnnnnn long and hardddddd Omg do NOT yell giddyup u nut Start to take a slow ride Gradually speeding up Throw in a few more moans Toss ur head back like u were riding a bull Well pretend he is as big as a bull dammit Speed up the moans Couple of Oh baby's and Omggggggg this feels sooooooo good Yell OMGGGGGGG I am cumming brb phone As he shoots you, pretend you hit heaven And fall onto his chest saying You were the best ever baby You can leave now. Close the door behind you This final treatment is guaranteed to bring him Running back for more Well Pat I hope this helps get you laid. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO On a more serious note tho Thank you for being such a good friend and a good sport And most of all Thank you for all the shrimp LMAO. Love ya
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Made by Jen 18.07.2002