Special selections of
Letters From a Nut, By TED L. NANCY
premise-- a nut(Ted) writes to several companies, hotels, etc about weird stuff. CRAZY stuff! Then they write him back. Its awesome, so read on guys read on!
this weeks selection:
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Mr. Gordon Besher, PRESIDENT
Bon Ami Cleanser Company
Kansas City, Mo
64101-1200
1995


Dear Mr Gordon Besher,

I think that is your name. Your signature is muffled on the side of my Bon Ami cleanser. It could say Gordon Burkar the third, so my apologies to you and others in your family that may have your name.

I am writing to you because on the side of the product (Bon Ami Kitchen and Bath Cleanser) it says- followed by your signature-

"I personally warrant this product to be of quality and intergrity . If you are not satisfied, please return to me with your comments for refund and postage. We wish to continue earning your confidence." Signed Gordon Bruckar the third (possibly the fourth).

These are your exact words. So, my question to you sir, is what do you mean by this product being of integrity?

Don't get me wring. Your product is very, very good. I have cleaned a lot of things with Bon Ami over the years. It is the best at stains I have ever seen since Bab-O. The "quality" is there. Just what is the "integrity"?

So, these are my comments. I look forward to hearing from you.

I will continue to use Bon Ami.

Your loyal customer (No more stains!),

Ted L. Nancy
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