Welcome back! Put that away and lets see some camp!
Okay so after we set up camp we went and nicked a couple of benches and plonked them right outside our tent! It was a thing of beauty but after the first night we found Kevyn and Danni sat there alone at six in the morning, either they just had hot passion or they were plotting our deaths, i prefer to think it was the second one since ive been planing theirs.....
"So then after nine months a baby grows from the flower and enters the world by a stork" James doesnt look convinced
"But no one can fly mechanical!" But they can Nathan, they can
Anyway I know what you thinking "wait a minute we havent got any pictures of Dean and a Hat!" We my friends thats about to be rectified (not rectum-fied) See below.
I have no clue where Sam came from but that was 18 years ago so who cares about that? How the hell did he get in my picture! Anyway look at the sex emantating from me, okay well you cant see it but you can probably smell it if you stand near me, i think thats sex anyway.............. well that hat has been through hell and back (and to Oldham Sixth Form College) and im glad it got to smell the clean Kendal air. We let him out every night along side Kevyn but we had to stop doing that as he kept marking his territory.
He looks normal here, but after the picture James tried to attack me, later we realised he wasnt taking his medication again Look at that stick control, very expertly wielded and masturfully controlled, shame i lost the game and my kidney.......
This is POOL! Hardcore! You cant handle that polished shaft baby! Oh yeah! You think you got what it takes to pot red/yellow/any coloured balls in any apparant order? Well i havent, im crap at it! If my life depended on a game of pool id be dead. Twice. Danni showed his true colours (and they werent pink) and kicked most arse in this game (apparantly hes a pro, but so is Selina)
So we played the pool for a while, two clear winners emerged Danni and Sam (anyone want to argue the case, please keep to yourself, i dont care) After this we retired to our tents for the night and after that we heard kevyns er complaing shall we say but who cares about that? Heres nathan with a battery up his nose!
Danni couldnt contain his excitement as he heard ball clang on ball
Its funny when you look at it now but it took us four minutes to realise he stopped breathing
"Look, if i press this a nearby caravan explodes" "I think i love you"
If you tell anyone our little secret ill be very angry at you! Anyway enough of that Uncle Dean has one last thing for you to click
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