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EPISODE III: Revenge of the camp |
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After laughing heartily at Nathans alkaline powered shenanigans we realised i cant spell shenanigans, after finding this useless but interesting point we went to sleep, well i assume we did but im sure i could hear James cackling through the night and in the morning he had the grin of a man who was guilt of many acts of beastiality. Twice. Anyway we awoke in the morning and decided that softcore porn was actually better than hardcore porn as it was more sensual oh and we played cards. |
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James continually pinched Danni's ear but being the polite sort Dani didnt accuse him of anything until he caught him in the act |
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Kevyn laughed and joked but his invisible friend actually didnt find it funny and only stayed with Kevyn because the sex was good |
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Again lady luck may bear resentment for me because of the botox thing because i did not win at the cards either and of course theres only four queens in a deck but we made room for a fifth: Danni. He was on fire that night (the kerosene didnt help either) and he soon amased a plethora of chips (or matchsticks) soon he had nough to make a small horse or an average boat. After the cards we retired to upstairs for brandy and cigars or Boddingtons and cards |
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Whilst i lay in pain and poverty due to a prolonged game of volley ball in which i developed a tumour i can only describe as a third leg in the making. The guys around me discussed everything from the age of a hot girl we saw, some say legal, some say pre-legal, Kevyn said " i would any way" enough said. Anyway we learnt a valuble lesson, always keep your thumb over the bottle! (thanks Danni) |
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Nathan considered if his cards were sharp enough to kill a man with one throw, the answer was no |
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Of course a hell of a lot happened during the trip but without phtographic evidence whos to say im telling the truth? Well no one as im the only person on this site....... anyway heres some pics |
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Even though Nathans cards equalled 43 no one had the heart to tell him when he was this happy because he was special |
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We were wowed by this at first but then we realised it was an elabrate hoax as Kevyn only had one arm and the other belonged to a mutated midget....... |
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James discovers that Kevyns 'magical' hand doesnt seem to be connected to his body..... |
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Kevyn further educated us with his magic hand trick, yes he can actually do that (unless the mutant midget theory has some ground) but after being grossed out we realised Kevyn just wanted to be accepted and loved so we had a group hug, what followed was the sexiest night of my life, well okay replace sexiest with coldest. After tossing and turning i left the toilets and got into bed, i realised i had no pillow so substituted my bag for one (very bad substitute) and tried to sleep. Again James cackle could be heard on the wind and the next day three more ducks went missing. Alas we had to go home and thus endeth our marvelous camping trip but if i have my way you wont be here reading this, youll be in my castle in the dungeon oh and wed have another camping trip. So i hope you had fun children and hopefully ill see you next time. In the mean time, do you like Singing Fish? we do! |
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