Football Tshirt: �60
Digital Camera: �300
Plastic ball: �1
Failing into scummy pond and ruining possesions to save the damn ball: Priceless
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| Camping trip: When limp wrists attack! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ello! and welcome to another fantastic voyage through...... time sponsored by Prophalactic Air! This was the camping trip we took at the end of July TM after our exams and shit (the cold spoons.........) we went to the pleasure capital of Kendal and the platoon consisted of Lt.General Martin, Brigadeer General Eastwood, Private Walton, Admiral (James) Alcock, Sky Marshal (kevyn) Taylor and Rear Admiral (Dani) Probert. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Oh wait, wheres me and Sam? Ah i get it keeping the best till last........... i hope anyway this be our train, a mighty steed known as Virgin train 138. For the benefit of people who didnt go on the trip, you missed out...... anyway everyone looks in a state of boredom and dispar (told you, missed out big time) Wait whats on James' hand? Holy shit hes been bitten! Hes got roughly 8 hours until he becomes part of the undead!! Destroy the brain!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!...... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| It took Danni several minutes to realise it wouldnt wash out, he would have a talk with Kevyn later.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Anyway, we get to the Kendal and after a brief taxi ride (from hell) we get to the camp site, aww it was a nice place with sunshine, a pond and the stench of death around every corner. As Danni said "i smell evil in this place" but he could of been standing too close to Kevyn...... Anyway we split up into Alpha and Beta sites | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| So heres Beta team setting up their tent (ours was well done at this point) as you can see the Kevmeister and Alcockian are setting up the tent, Probertros just watches, unwilling to join in the manly team building process. Okay it wasnt that manly but who cares about that? Heres me!!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Damn im sexy, look at us re-enforce our lack of women by being proud of putting up a tent. Speaking of women heres something for the ladies..... FLUFF!!! Look at the ickle ducky wucks!!!! Awww there so nice, tasted damn good toothe big one made a break for it but we caught it in the end... then ate it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Football trainers: �70 Football Tshirt: �60 Digital Camera: �300 Plastic ball: �1 Failing into scummy pond and ruining possesions to save the damn ball: Priceless |
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| Yeah believe it kids, Kevyn thought it would be a good idea to buy a small plastic ball for �1 at the local shop, whilst kicking around said ball it decided it needed a bath, so as the ball head for the pond Kvyn gets delusion of Bruce Willis and dives for the ball, this being real life and not Mclaines fantasy world, gravity and momentum guide Kevyn directly past the ball and into the pond. It aint over yet, covered in this green filth Kevyn stands up quickly and doing so causes moment and gravity to have their way again and Kevyns digital camera which was (some waht) safe in his pocket flys out and land slap bang in the middle of the pond. Alas it is ruined and we laugh for a solid twenty minutes. Kevyn didnt. In fact he was so inimpressed that upon finding that we forgot to tell him that their were hair dryers in the toilets, he proceeds to complain (we could hear even from the other tent) most of the way through the night.......... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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