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| The Wimpy Hero Gallary | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Welcome to the Hall of Wimps! Yes we have all kinds here for you to chose from. Now, what hero would you like to save you? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sister Anne: Ex. hooker turned nun. She enjoys running a half way house for fat guys and one little kid. When a stranger shows up, she helps him by blowing up a tunnel. Confusing story? Don't worry. I don't think it's going to ever make sense. But luckily the sis has something up her sleeve when she calls her ex. gang to defend the world from the "MONSTERS IN THE HOOD." |
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| "LIttle Kid": I can't recall his real name, but who cares? All that matters is that he sings "Rock'n Roll Martian" to his evil toy monkey. He also passes time by watching creepy cartoons and riding his big wheels into the street. He is called a hero because he saves the evil monkey from the trash and in return it tries to kill him. What a Guy! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Tim and Doc: Can these men get any wimpier? Tim does nothing at all exept take off his shirt. Is that suppose to get woman to watch this? He is just pathetic. And Doc, what is up with him? He saves the baby creature from Crenshaw. Ok, that's good. Now what? He just talks everyone's ear off the whole movie. When his two girly assistants disappear, he just sits and looks worried. Save me! Save Me! Oh wait, forget it. I'll be fine without your help. Thanks, hero. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Troy: Now here is a little trooper! He escapes from cult members while on a bike. Way to go Troy! He finds an map, eats FOOD, talks to a grizzly old guy, hitches a ride on a broken down truck, and still finds time to be pathetic. His favorite thing to do is find lost cities to buy new red shirts in. Troy has come a long way from being a geeky loser. Ok, maybe he hasn't, but at least he tries. |
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| Fingle: or should I say Rick. Oh no! He was doppled into the body of a babboon named Daisy. "Surely this will cure his love of Cinemas!" After that, who knows what happens? Some thing about a cube, a girl with a flashing ear piece, a fat man, a place, and a greasy like guy. Not to mention a kid who wants everything sexy including Fingle because he ends up next in line for a sex change. HEY! I'M INTERFACE! | The women of Spider Island: They are stranded on an island with at least one big spider and what do they do? They wear skimpy clothes and dance around. They do save themselves though. By attracting two very horney guys to take them home. So much for women having pride. The most they did by themseves was shout, "Help! Come back! Take us with you!" Whimps. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Rowsdower! What more can you say about our so-called hero. He killed Troy's Dad, also known as Larry Zonka. What kind of a hero is that? He has a broken down truck, gets lost, rides a horse at some point, and goes up very steep hills while clan members chase him. Not to mention his extremely white pants and his remarkable aim with firearms. OK so at the end he redeems himself, I'll go with that. But doesn't his Canadian Hockey Hair just make your flesh crawl? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Thomas Jefferson Geronomo the Third: Another "suppose to be" hero. He likes to spend his spare time kicking Malteese butt. Though Malteese men are nothing to mess with, he takes them on when they make fun of the fact that he likes milk. Maybe that's why the Malteese men are seen in the movie as wimps. They just don't drink enough milk to grow strong bones or anything.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Tee: After his mother was killed in some evil uprising, this young lad has descided to give his life to the Delta Knights. He can even escape the pee-flinging man! (thanks to Kim for reminding me) How do you know if someone is a Delta Knight? Well, you just go up to them and talk about the weather. I guess they are like the weather men of the past. So next time you are trouble yell, "help me Delta Knights", and Tee will be there shouting, "It's always a nice day if it doesn't rain." |
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| My Hero Goosio: Friend to all Maulteese children-o |
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| To the BAD GUYS |
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| Ideas for Whimp Heros? Email me at [email protected] |
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