I KNOOOW!
high school.
diving grandma anyway.
and the boxes.
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| THE BAD GUY GALLERY | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Well, Here is the run down on the nominees | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| OK, OK, Technically these are the good guys in the movie, but hey, the Devilfish has feelings too. These two spend the whole movie guzzling and fishing. Does this sound like an action flick? Well I'm sure Dr. West, (the man who contains more beer than blood) and Peter (the womanizing electriction) have nothing but fish on the brain. That I KNOOOW! |
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| Evil Monkey: A former resident of Merlin's Mystical shop, he has already made his mark in present day. His accomplishments include, killing plants, killing a fly, killing a dog, and controlling the weather. Did I mention he also plays to cymbols in his own band- Evil Petting Zoo? A scary thing non the less. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Crenshaw: A dirty back woods kind of guy. His main accomplishments in life are capturing a little creature (which no one should have to see his little creature), tending to large fires to keep a big creature away, and some how fitting a broccoli rubber band around his immense head. Needless to say he was voted most likely to succeed in high school. |
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| Pink Boy: This sniviling suck up won himself the weenie of the year award when he ran away from his boss and got shot. Don't let his pink business suit fool you. He is a real threat to the well being of, well, something. Oh well, I'm sure he injoys the sky diving grandma anyway. |
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| Cyborg and Dinosaurs- WHAT? WHY? NO! I will not except these things as the bad guys in this movie. Anyway, I'm not sure who that cyborg is other than he wants to get the guy who escaped from the future or whatever. I think he use to be in the WWF. By that I mean Wild Life Federation. The dinos? Who knows why they are there. Just wanted to beat out Jurassic Park I guess. Beware!! They are not a threat to almost anyone besides the homeless and the boxes. |
Sataris: What is wrong with this guys voice? Roasdaower I believe is how he said it. A nut. A very big Canadian Nut! He likes to draw triangles with a stick in the dirt or in the snow and he will soon rule Canada once he gets his map to Ponderosa. But first he must send his hooded members to get it from wimp hero Troy. I think I know his weakness though, he is very combustible. One shot and he is engulfed in flame. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Krankor: Now here is a villain! His major accomplishments are taking over Japan for an hour, directing his men to turn knobs, and making everyone...laugh... with his chicken-like clucking. But never mind the good parts. Krankor wants to rule the earth starting with Japan. Good choice, old buddy. KHA... KHA...KHA. | The Hobgoblins: Yes there's nothing sweeter than two hobgoblins in love. These two are off to reak havic after being locked up in a movie studio for 50 years. There is nothing they like more than going out for a drive in their own golf cart. Just don't tell the Gremlins that's all they had to do to reak havic,OK? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Grandmal: The only woman (if you can tell from the picture) to be a bad guy. She enjoys killing people with pichforks, killing people with harvest equipment, and reminising of the old days before she was an ugly loon. Now I won't be too harsh on the old girl. Her sister is a witch. Don't want to be turned into a newt or anything. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| DIABOLIK- Deet Deet DA! Let's have a hand for reverse racoon man shall we. His evil plot is to steal anything from the balding English like guy. He also loves his girlfriend who demands some "chest" emeralds for her birthday. In his spare time he likes to sleep, roll in money, and melt a huge bar of gold. Did he win out in the end? I'm not sure. Pure evil is hard to catch I guess. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Kalgon- Perhaps the best water softener there is...ok not a water sofener, but look how happy he is. In his spare time he likes to laugh and throw people off rails. When he is not trying to keep his skull in his skin, he is busy racing small carts and studying ancient dentistry. Fear his evil smile and his ancient dental tools. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dr. Z- Getting revenge on my friends! Yeah! What a great plan! First I'll turn myself into a fish that looks nothing like a fish. Then I'll clean the ocean with my spay bottle to make other big fish that the audience will never see. Then I'll find a girl and populate the world with fish people. Ha ha ha...No no, bad movie, very bad movie. Oh well sashee through the sargasm I guess. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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