the news
friday, may 4, 2001
so i'm reading a swedish newspaper online. a few notes:
� a woman is under arrest for animal cruelty. the police and vets arrived to find 10 dogs locked into a house filled with feces, puppies locked into dirty cages, parrots with no food, broke glass and other crap all over the floors - the dogs had open soars. outside a few sheep were locked into a barn with cadavers still in there, a horse in a box with a ceiling so low he couldn't lift his head, and all of the animals standing in a foot deep worth of dung.
the police say punishment for animal cruelty is mainly fines. max punishment is 2 years in prison, but "the crime has to be severe, or really severe" for that to come into effect. this is not the woman's first animal cruelty charge.
i hate people.
� miss brazil is getting critizism from her fellow miss universe contestants. they're miffed that she's had 19 cosmetic surgeries already, claiming it's not "fair".heh.
eh, no more news.
i did finaly get to see Memento last night. yeah. it was as good as i imagined, and wonderfully confusing. i like being confused. it surprised me with having more humorours moments than i expected. and guy pearce if even more attractive than he was in l.a. confidential. he has that mouth thing i like. um.
i need to log off and write a teleplay now - i'm writing a reunion episode for "married with children" for class. in my script, kelly ran off with a band on tour and disappeared, only to suddenly reappear as the "poupon" girl (as in the mustard) - she was discovered during the tour and was signed to be the poupon girl, but she has to maintain a dignified image (to sell mustard!).. she shows up back home at al's mall to open up a new hot dog place.. "House of Poupon" .. and at first ignores al and peggy (bc she has to stay dignified, mustard ppl don't want her slut image :))..
yeah yeah, lots of "POOP-ON" jokes, and yeah, she turns into slut kelly at the end. heh. :)