I'm Old enough to be a GrandPa,
Yet Young enough to be here for a lot longer.
( Yea Thinning in the hair Dept).
I guess she pulled on my hair a lot,
insteah of my ears.
(HA HA HA)
What's left on top is still brown,
(with a hint of gray).
My eyes are a deep mystery brown,
they say I have teeth straight as a horses
(I laugh)

I am DIVORCED
(I didn't like the idea),
but I guess it's for the best.
She felt she "Lost Her Identity"
She had to "Find Herself"
I told her,
"You became a mom, just
look in a mirror, & there you'll be".
She almost slapped me,
(HA HA HA)
Well, she left in "99" the day before Easter,
and the Divorce was final Christmas eve "02"
Happy Easter, Merry Christmas,
and Good riddens.
Her loss more than mine, I guess
(HA HA HA)
Well as the song goes,
I'm movin' on.
How Ironic.
It's funny that we can't get freedom
from nagging, when together,
as a present on a Holy holiday.
(MEN AND WOMEN guys)
cos I know there are
a lot of guys that nag too !!!

I have 1 son out of the deal,
(By The Grace Of God),
and he is a Great Kid.
He was small enough to fit in my Palm, when born.
He weighed 1 3/4 lbs then dropped to 12 oz.
He lost a pound, can ya believe that?
Well ,,, we couldn't bring him home for 4 months.
I spent many days at that place.
& by the way , he can kick Dads butt now,
but he never even tried,
(I sure do miss him)

I'm not a Player out here,
I'm only here to have a bit of fun.
and maybe make some friends.
So if you don't have a sense of humor,
I don't know what to tell ya.
But if you do let's keep it real
cos we all are.
(Real)

Well I don't wanna bore ya too much here
Sooooo,
If ya feel neighborly, just give me a word or 2,
Good friends are far and few between.
(Note)
I said "Good Friends".