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I'll be honest.  I have no fucking clue what you're doing here.  This is my first crack @ making a website and it is primarily here to amuse me and give me something to do when I can't sleep @ night.  If you have your 2 cents to chip in feel free, just don't expect me to care what you say ;)

Lessons in life that everyone should know:

1. If you're thinking about leaving then you've already stayed too long.
   
2. The only person that is worth your tears is the one who'll never make you cry.
   
3. Go to the ends of the earth and make any sacrifice to keep your loved ones safe.
   
4. You're not nearly as charming as you think you are while drunk.
   
5. It's a lot harder for a drunk person to get out of a tree, then to climb up one.
   

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me