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In Louisiana, we're not known for our cultural compenence. Janice saw a local news story recently, which told of a large relief shipment leaving the state, bound for Afghanistan. The coordinator of the effort said that they were doing what they could to assure that it arrives by Christmas :) * Friday, November 30, 2001
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In South Louisiana we are now in what we call "Cane Season". The sugarcane farmers are harvesting their hard-fought-for crop. It's an eerie time of year. The farmers burn the fields for reasons that no one seems to agree on. The smoke hangs low to the ground on some days and adds a dramatic effect to our already dramatic culture. We learn to quietly accept the down side of cane season. We stay perpetually stuck on curvy roads behind slow moving tractors taking product to market. The air has a horrible odor that covers the entire town. I'm not exaggerating when I tell you it smells like dog shit. People come here from out of town and as soon as they step out of their cars they sniff the air and immediately check the bottoms of their shoes. Aside from the oil industry, our local economy is based on the sugar crop, so we tolerate the inconveniences with minor grumbling. * Thursday, November 29, 2001
Be careful what you plant in your yard. A few years ago we decided to plant a fig tree. I've always felt that an old house should have a fig tree in the yard, like when I was growing up. There was an unusual variety in the nursery, a Black Fig. Keen on variety and novelty, we bought it. Apparently the Black Fig is best suited for the tropics. Now, in November, it is starting to bear fruit. This is not a fluke. On the rare occasions it has borne figs in the past, it has always been at the end of the Fall. What's worse, the poor tree just can't produce. This is a record year. We're about to get our third fig. They come ripe one at a time. When the first one blackened (which meant it was ripe. Hence the plant's name), we took a knife and split it in two, so Janice and I could both enjoy the bounty of the harvest. The second fig was for Janice's pleasure alone, since my enthusiasm couldn't possibly match hers. The third is ripening now. We're not sure if we'll split it or make a pie. If we don't get a freeze, there may even be a fourth. *
For over a year, we had almost completely stopped going to restaurants. Janice was on sabattical and money was a little tight (though not as tight as Janice insisted). When sabattical ended, we didn't get back into the habit again until Janice bought one of those school fund-raising coupon books. It included discounts at several nice restaurants. Of course, it wouldn't do to use a coupon at a trendy eatery, so they issue a card that looks like a credit card. It works like a coupon at the nice places. The cheap places use regular coupons.
Today we went to Baracca's in Lafayette. I had seafood-stuffed veal and Janice had seafood-stuffed seafood. I suppose I like eating out more for the experience than for the food. When you're married to a good cook, restaurants don't impress. We're not really saving money, because we're eating out rather than cooking, but Janice loves a bargain and we're getting out of the house again. I peeked in on the troubled diva today and saw that he had mentioned me and Janice and linked back here. Hello from America, Mike. * Wednesday, November 28, 2001
Last year, Janice cooked Christmas dinner for my office. She prepared her famous Chicken and sausage gumbo. Janice is an excellent cook, and her gumbo is so good it'll give you goosebumps. Today, the women in my office were discussing that gumbo. The topic comes up often, almost a year later. Pat said that she had started using Janice's secret ingredient, and now all of her friends use it too and swear by it. The ingredient? Salsa... right out of the jar. One day Janice was cooking her gumbo when she noticed that her recipe had many of the same ingredients as salsa. Figuring it was worth a try, she experimented. She added salsa right out of the jar. Well, she made the best gumbo anyone has ever had. I tell you this because the "secret ingredient" is catching on. At this rate, all of Louisiana will be adding salsa to their gumbo within a year or two. I just wanted to document that Janice did it first. * Tuesday, November 27, 2001
Today I discovered a website dedicated to saving the memories of anyone who chooses to share them. It's called Random Access Memory. Of course, I had to particiate. I chose my most significant childhood memories. To spare you the trouble of looking it up, I'll paste it here for you: My most cherished childhood memories are those of my hospital days. All told, I spent a few years in Shriners' Hospital for Crippled Children in Shreveport, LA. In those days, the 1960's, when you went in the hospital, you stayed for months. Once I was there for 11 months. I feel very blessed to have lived in that old World-War-One era institution. My childhood resembled many movies I've seen. The hospital was right out of the Victorian Age, with starched white nurses uniforms and wards with rows of beds all in one long room. The rear of the ward looked as if it had originally been some sort of terrace, which had been closed in to make an annex. The ends of the ward had a smaller version of the same thing, holding only two beds. These outlying areas were highly prized locations, doled out only to the oldest and coolest kids. Or maybe they became cool by virtue of the location. So what do I remember about the place? Geez! I'm 42 now and I often find myself trying to preserve some of those memories. One of my favorites was the days outdoors. It was a major production to take the kids outside, so it didn't happen often. Picture this: young children with 1950 haircuts, and shirts with pictures of cowboys on them, walking and wheeling in the sun around an oval brick track on the hospital grounds. The non-ambulatory kids were brought out in their beds or wheelchairs, or those wooden reclining wheelchairs used for body-cast kids. We strolled in the sun, pushing the beds and chairs around the path and enjoying the day under the watchful eye of a cadre of highly starched matrons with tall, stiff hats. When I remember those days, I feel like I must have grown up in the 1930s, not the 60s. At Shriners, there were no Catholics, no Jews, no Pentecostals, no Lutherans. Those religions stopped at the door. While you were in Shriners, you were a Baptist. This was never questioned. My mother was always amused that I'd come home from the hospital singing my Baptist hymns. The Old Rugged Cross, I Saw The Light, it's hard to remember them all now. Then there was Mrs. White, a local lady who, as far as I know, had no official connection with the hospital. Once a week, she'd bring a truckload of toys for all the kids to play with. She stayed all afternoon, then collected up her toys and shook every child's hand before she left. She's the one who taught this left-hander, which hand to shake with. Not that we lacked toys. Every child was given a bag of toys upon admission, which became his permanent property. Another bag of toys was given on the day before surgery. The bags were large fabric sacks of colorful fabric, made by volunteers. They closed with a drawstring. I'm not joking when I say that we actually looked forward to surgery, just for the toys. Kids were so easy to please back then. A few rituals: Every night, all children recited The Lord's Prayer, the longer, Baptist version, in unison, in the dark, after lights out. Sunday dinner was always chicken Every evening, all of the children received a snack of fruit in a bowl. I don't know why I loved that event so much. To this day, when my wife suggests we have some fruit in the evening, she knows I'll be thinking about the hospital. Pears especially. Pears take me right back there. Bath time came but once a week. It was boys' heaven. On bath day (Saturday) a huge clothing bin was rolled into the ward, and we could choose our clothes for the week. (No one had his own clothes. Upon discharge, our parents were instructed to bring something for us to wear home.) Periodically, the students from the barber school came to cut everyone's hair. Once I asked for a crew cut. I had heard the expression, but didn't know what it meant. My parents walked right past me on visiting day. Mom was horrified that they'd shave my head. I never could get her to believe I asked for the crew cut. Admission to the hospital always followed the same sequence. After saying goodbye to a tearful mother I was wheeled into a special room and bathed. No matter how old you were, you were not allowed to bathe yourself. The tub was about four inches deep, made of stainless steel, and mounted at counter-top level like something you'd see in a morgue. You sat on that table/tub and endured an antiseptic scrub by a nurse who was often too pretty for my taste. I think hospitals do that on purpose. Indignities have to be at the hand of the beautiful. After my recent surgery, they sent the most beautiful nurse they had to remove my catheter. After the bath, ambulatory or not, you were placed in a wheelchair and rolled down the mile-long corridors to the ward. Whenever I hear the term "wet behind the ears" I think of the new kids on the ward, who literally were wet behind the ears. Looking like a drowned rat in a wheelchair, the new kid never made an impressive entrance. He looked and felt like the bottom of the kid hierarchy, which he was. If he had been there before, though, he knew he could gain status quickly, because he was about to receive a new bag of toys. There were so many memories; I can't possibly pull them all together. I don't remember anything negative. It was the place where being the crippled kid gave you no measure of peculiarity. The hospital was a bulwark of consistency and predictability. It was an isolated community with a one-room school and people who really cared, without making a big production about it. In the 1970s, the old hospital was torn down and replaced with a modern facility with private rooms. I never got to go back and see it one last time. A while back, after months of searching, I bought two picture postcards of the old hospital from a guy on eBay. They're the only pictures I have of the whole experience. * Archives |