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| This page promoted for the series is what Jason and Ellen said from the resourceful info. of Evelyn, Audrey, and Andrew. This is where all the stuff I put in if i can't put it in my comic and I really think it's funny to put up. So enjoy! jason: doob doob duub douub i had sex jason: have you ever had sex? Jason: Do you know you have sex with people? ellen: OWWWW my BUTT MY BUTT IS STINGING!! stupid butt u kno y my butt is stinging?! a flea bite me and i got a bump and i have to sctrach it and that flea should go fuck a cow!!!! ellen:MOM!! CAN U LOOK AT MY BUTT?!?!?!? I GOT A FLEA BITE AND LOOK!!! ellen:MOOOOOOOOM!!!! MY BUTT HURTTS!!! THAT FLEA SHOULD GO FUCK A COW!!! *scratch scrath* MY BUTT HURTS!!!! LiLbabiaznviet: WHAT THE HELL DID JASON DO TO HIS HAIR!?!?!?! HE CHOPPEDSUEIE IT HIS BANGS ARE MESSED UP!!!!!! THEIR CROOOKED!!!!!! LiLbabiaznviet: jason:I MADE IT LOOK COOL!!!! me:COOL!?!?! COOL!??! U CHOPPED SUEIED IT!! U LOOK GAY A RETEARED PERSON IM GONNA TELL DAD THAT U NEED A HAIR CUT!!!! **THE ONE WITH ELLEN TALKING TO PATRICK IMPERSONATING BRITNEY SPEARS** Master Yoda 219: Hello Ellen this is Britney Spears Master Yoda 219: your number 1 fan Master Yoda 219: hello is my number 1 Master Yoda 219: fan here? Ellen: liar patrick just say that no my friend blondes name is britney not britney spears Ellen: hahaha Master Yoda 219: no Ellen this is Britney Spears Master Yoda 219: I'm just getting ready for my concert in LA Ellen: i dont get it Master Yoda 219: This is Britney Spears Ellen Master Yoda 219: I'm talking to you on IM Ellen: i will tant it Master Yoda 219: excuse me? Master Yoda 219: do you like me? Ellen: my friend named is britney not britney spear ow its painful!! Master Yoda 219: This is the SINGER Britney Spears Ellen: ow mmm Master Yoda 219: Oops..I did it again Master Yoda 219: I played with your heart Master Yoda 219: I got lost in the game Master Yoda 219: Oh baby baby Master Yoda 219: Oops..you think I'm in love Ellen: thats patrick! Master Yoda 219: I've been sent from above Ellen: patrick is just typing that down Master Yoda 219: NOOO it's Britney Spears Master Yoda 219: Hit me baby one more time Master Yoda 219: You drive me crazy Master Yoda 219: I just can't sleep Ellen: mrrrghh mmmmmmmmmm *growls like a cat* bitch Master Yoda 219: now that's not a nice thing to say to Britney Spears Ellen: errrrr raaaaaor prrrobm prbobmberin Ellen: uht Master Yoda 219: What's the matter Ellen don't you like any of my songs? Ellen: u are a bitch britney spears Master Yoda 219: I heard you dance to my music Ellen: what she said?! Master Yoda 219: Ellen! That's not a nice thing to say to the famous Britney Master Yoda 219: Spears Ellen: ur a bitch britney o fine o fine o fine Master Yoda 219: Shame on you! I'm not a B-word Master Yoda 219: now behave Master Yoda 219: Do you want my autograph? Master Yoda 219: and all my CDs and DVDs? Ellen: u liar patrick is just doing that for fun can he stop lying?! tell me the truth now stop it! stop it patrick u are the one that say it bitch patrick patrick is a son of a bitch Ellen: mahah ahashahahahhah!! Master Yoda 219: Don't say that to Patrick I'm sure he's a nice boy Ellen: o fine o fine Master Yoda 219: and I'm not lying I'm really Britney Spears Ellen: wait lemme type something down i need type something down Master Yoda 219: ok go ahead sweetie Master Yoda 219: where are you Ellen my number 1 fan? Ellen: jason like you Master Yoda 219: Jason likes me!! aww how sweet! Master Yoda 219: Do you like me Ellen? Master Yoda 219: I heard you dance to my music Master Yoda 219: everyday Ellen: no i dont like u Master Yoda 219: No I know you do skulds a cutie24: her older sister:wait Master Yoda 219: Your sister told me you dance to my music skulds a cutie24: she does like u she just wont admit she like u Master Yoda 219: ahh! Come on Ellen it's okay Ellen: britney stop shakin ur butt i dont like that Master Yoda 219: I know you like me deep down Master Yoda 219: That's my dance routine Master Yoda 219: It's my job to do it Ellen: which i saw u shaking ur ass on ur cd! Ellen: im upset ur not britney ur patrick Master Yoda 219: Who's Patrick? This is not Patrick it's Britney Spears Master Yoda 219: Hello Ellen are you there? It's Britney Spears skulds a cutie24: ellen:o yeah i can put her songs on want to hear that britney?? she left skulds a cutie24: to watch britney spear skulds a cutie24: s Master Yoda 219: ahahaha Master Yoda 219: cool skulds a cutie24: ellen:old lady old ladyold ladyold ladyold ladyold ladyold ladyold ladyold ladyold ladyold ladyold ladyold lady Master Yoda 219: excuse me? Master Yoda 219: Ellen what do you think of me? skulds a cutie24: ellen: old lady Master Yoda 219: I'm an old lady? Master Yoda 219: I think you're a little baby skulds a cutie24: ellen: yes old lady Master Yoda 219: Now Ellen is that a nice thing to say to your favorite singer Master Yoda 219: ? skulds a cutie24: ellen: yes old lady skulds a cutie24: shit i thought she was dancing Master Yoda 219: Am I your favorite singer? skulds a cutie24: ellen: yes old lady is my nickname for u Master Yoda 219: So I'm your favorite singer!!!! I'm so happy!!!! Ellen: Poo Caroline: Mushroom Ellen: Poo Head Caroline: Broccoli (The two kept on insulting each other ellen saying bad words caroline didn't until the very end.) Ellen: Slowpoke Caroline: You midget (ellen couldn't think of any words and starts crying while Caroline starts heading home) Ellen: Stupid Uncle Phuong...that jackass (uncle phuong heard it in the laundry room and put her in time out by sitting on her knees) (Couch is in a mess and covered w/ blankets) Aunt Jenny: Ellen did u make that mess? Ellen: No James did it that bitch! Master Yoda 219: tell jason don't say shit Master Yoda 219: or i'll take one of his cards away Jason: ayyie! ill kill u fat patrick!! Master Yoda 219: ahahaha Master Yoda 219: hahaha Master Yoda 219: than no cussing!! Jason: kiss my ass cuz im gonna kill u!! Master Yoda 219: ahahahahaha Master Yoda 219: hahahaha!! skulds a cutie24: ahahahahhaah Master Yoda 219: LMAO!! Master Yoda 219: u said ass jason want me to take ur cards? Jason: no but kiss ur butt goodbye cuz im gonna chop it off when ur up here!!! Master Yoda 219: ahaha Master Yoda 219: did he really say that? skulds a cutie24: ahahahah skulds a cutie24: yes Master Yoda 219: NO CUSSING!! Jason: ok then loser!! alex: hey jason how do you know the feraligator dance? jason: feraligato feraligator roaar!!!! jason: i have BIG boobs!! Copyright © 2003,Patrick Nguyen,All Rights Reserved. |
