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| This idea came from when ellen was visiting our house and she always likes to play w/ our cats. But the cat doesn't seem to like her cuz she's always bothering them, never leaves them alone, and sometimes torture them. The cats would be so scared they would hide under our bed the whole day. #2: How many times Ellen cusses in a whole day: Regardless of her age (6) she says badwords and seems to never stop. Ellen normally does it when she gets mad. #3: Don't eat animals, Eat meat instead: This takes place 1-2 years ago, that ellen asks where are the chihuahuas and jokingly i said i ate them. And she knows i'm lying and gets mad so she keeps asking and i would always say I ate them. Than i keep making jokes about putting the chihuahuas in the oven and eat them. Than here comes the good part: Ellen: You're not supppose to eat animals Derrick: So you eat chicken and those are animals Ellen: No it's not, IT'S MEAT!! #4: Let's take care of our little bottled water: This info. came from evelyn when she told me that jason and ellen were playing house. So when the bathtub was full of water ellen said: Jason we gotta take care of our baby. But for the comics instead of using a bath tub filled w/ water it was replace w/ a bottled water. So she only said it to bathtub i just replaced it w/ bottled water. #5: Britney Spears fan: This was in August when i did the shootings for The Ellen Profile. Ellen would always turn on the DVD to watch Britney Spears, listen to the music, and dance. But when I did this so called interview w/ ellen she keeps on saying that Britney Spears is a bitch, a piece of poo, and she should go to hell (and also she wants to kick her dick but that's another story). And yet she says she hates her and said bad stuff about her she still watches the Britney Spears DVD. #6: I AM JEALOUS!!!: This was during Spring Break when Ellen was in the other room and she was mad about something so she kept on screaming: I AM JEALOUS!!! and fred would ask her do u know what that means but she keeps on screaming I am jealous!! and for the comic to make it funny i added the definition of jealous and 3rd one i created myself. #7: Ellen the Tiger: When I showed the Ellen Profile to Caroline, Audrey, and Andrew they viewed the part when ellen was growling and started to attack me so Caroline said, "She's like a tiger." and a few weeks after that i viewed the tape and paused to the part when she did do that and she made her hands like a claw and her mouth was opened like a tiger so for the comics i made the comparison of a tiger to ellen. #8: School is always fine for ellen: The idea came from andrew in the e-mail. He told me that he asked ellen how was school? and she paused and didn't say anything so andrew asked again and ellen said it was fine. Than Andrew asked is it fun and ellen screamed I SAID FINE!!! #9: Ellen watches LOTR even though she thinks it's boring: Same time during the summer when I was bored and I wanted to watch the Lord of the Rings movie and ellen said i don't wanna watch it it's boring and long. Than later in the evening she got bored and said, "I'm bored I wanna watch Lord of the Rings." and I said," I thought u said it was boring." she said nothing after that #10: My Eyebrows won't come off: This was a few years ago when Ellen gets in the habit of picking her eyebrows so one day fred asked why does she do it. Her response: Because it won't come off. #11: The Past and the Present: The comic shows ellen in the past and the present. When she was 3-4 she would always tell us Dut up you Dupid. And the present is when she visited my house in the summer and said Shut up you bitch. Everybody said: "ELLEN!!" and liz sent her off to bed for that. #12: Let's butt wrestle: This info. came from Evelyn when she told me that Jason and ellen were wrestling on the floor (as always) and ellen said, "Jason let's butt wrestle" and he ran off. #13: Ellen needs help from mommy: Another info. from evelyn is when she gave me the idea to put ellen holding emily and she would throw up all over her and screams for her mom for help. I think ellen would try to take care of Emily so that's where the comic came from. #14: Halloween Edition: Another info. from Andrew by e-mail saying that ellen would wear her unicorn costume but would get too hot so she would take it off and 5 seconds later puts it back on. #15: Ellen the Monkey: I visited San Jose on the weekends and ellen came over and i tried to talk to her and say hi but all she did was growl at me and gave me an angry look. So i asked ellen why won't u talk and ellen started attacking and yelping LIKE A MONKEY!!! That's all there is more ellen comics to come and the ideas Behind the Ellen Comics. Copyright © 2003,Patrick Nguyen,All Rights Reserved. |
