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Well Jeff has run out of stupid things to say so I'am going to
fill in for him (I being Nolan). I proudly present to you "Useless
Thoughts." I thought it sounded pretty good.
what is up with Oveltine I mean it's not oval... The cups not oval..
Why do they call it oveltine?!
I thought rather than just spew out random useless thoughts that
will just bore you out of your mind and waist like 10 minutes of
your life I thought I might write something meaningful. Than again
writing something meaningful requires effort, time and not being
lazy... So maybe there will be like 1 thing worth reading in this
huge thing of stuff with the stuff and the people involved with
the things.
So I was pondering. Who invented T-shirts and how... I mean did
one day they just decided to make a shirt and start wearing it and
it just kind of caught on or is it just one of those things like
drinking water... No one really invented it it just goes or what..
But what you really have to wonder about is the guy who invented
speedo's....
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to make money for sitting on your couch? Well now you can! All you
have to do is send me 39 easy payments of $16.67 and I will send
you a free pamplet on how to become a millionare over night by writing
your book on how to become a millionare. Just like Regis says "who
wants to be a millionare?" you can too! And if your not satisfied
well send you your money back after you send us 13 payments of $11.43.
But wait there's more if you call within the next 5 seconds well
throw in a pamplet on how to become a billionare absolutely free!
Yes you heard right BILLIONARE! So get off your fat butt and take
your hand out of the potatoe chip bag and call now! What was that
Jim? We're also throwing in paper and pencils so you can get started
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I'am having writers block. At first I was doing pretty good and
now I'm just kind of out of things to say. I think it was because
I stopped and ate and then I wrote that infomercial above... (which
sucks... You will have to excuse it...) But I don't know someone
somewhere out there might find it funny... I doubt it though. And
now I'am just rambling on about how I can't really think of anything
to say. Eventually you will get bored with it and just stop reading
at some point. But I will keep writing and writing and going and
going like that bunny.
But enough about me let's talk about you... Ok well I dont know
who you are so maybe I won't because then I'd have to talk about
everyone I know and then some people I don't which could get difficult...
You know... God probably didn't intend for people to shave. So when
adam was created did he have facial hair? You see it's brilliant
questions like these that will boggle the minds of people for years
to come.
And that's all for now folks I think I've bored you long enough
with these meaningless useless thoughts. (except the one about facial
hair) And remember respect is everything.
Until next time if there ever is a next time... and... I'll make
sure there is a next time....... for sure.......... ya..............................
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