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Have you ever noticed that a POW is someone that tries to kill
you, then after failing, asks you to let him live and return him
to his country? Seems so ironic, that we can have diplomacy after
the war we just fought. Anyhow, that seemed to deep for this kinda
column, er, or
I think
that this
is what
a column
is rather
than a
strait across paragraph like I'm typing now. It's too bad small
talk doesn't work when writing to a large audience, because, ho
hoho, you know I'm the master of that hehe. Although, I think
I do sorta understand now why like Steve Otto and those people just
write one short little column, IT'S BECAUSE IT'S EASY! See when
you write something big and complex with ingenius intelligence such
as this here, it takes more work. So what's going on in the news...
I guess I really have no clue, I havn't watched any for awhile,
so I'll just talk about old news.. So did hear about the Dixie Chicks?
They like made fun of out country and crap and now they're suffering
from like a worldwide boycotte and stuff, man... they're so stupid.
And uh, well the Lightning are out. X2
is out. Sock puppets
are in. Oh and next week I'm planning on having Nolan write the
Power, though I'm not gonna call it Vulgar Display of Power, it'll
be something way stupid, but he'll probably take care of it for
me. And then I'm gonna be outta-town for a week, so maybe someone
else can write another one for me (hint hint) to go up while I'm
away. I'f anyone else wants to add in something just let me know
by the 12th of May and I'll try to fit it in. I know this weeks
is a little short, but nothings cool has really happened this week
in the world of you people. Well, there has been a few things, but
you already know them and they're already funny so I don't need
to make fun of them or anything like that. So uh, what are you doing
just sitting there huh? Go eat some ice cream!
oh wait wait... one more thing, did you notice my new counter?
This one actually counts too!
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