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Click anywhere to get out of the spotlight... Alright ya'll, time
for:
Yo peoples!!! Okee doke, this is the point i'm trying to make here,
I'm toally sick and tired of all these people walling around on
their cell phone all the time, I mean really, do you think I want
to hear everything (usueally the bad things) about your life while
I'm in Dollar Tree getting candy? Or listening to you break up with
you boyfriend at the Thrift Store? I think, we need laws for this
kinda thing, cuase really, who does wana hear that? Although
I also had an idea.. cuase maybe out there somewhere in this mixed
up old world of ours, theres someone, who wants to hear all those
and I could like, record them and send them to him, butt I havn't
met that guy yet, so uh, forget that whoel idea... What I'm trying
to say here is though that we need to have maybe like an Cell Phonez
for Dumb People Book... er, or ..for Anoying People Book, or something
like that, cuase it's getting way outta hand, and I mean they really
are attacking, who knows, maybe cell phones could take over the
world, or take over your heads and make all of you l;ike zombiez
with your phones and it'd be like in Scooby-Doo and I'd have to
like lock myself in a box made of cardboard to get away from you
people, ...you people.. and that would totally be not good at all,
in any way shape or person.. or form, so if anyone wants to write
the book of right, then feel free, I mean I havn't copyrighted thoise
names or anything, but I'm asready taking care of the crazy IM people,
I can't save the world or anything though.. or wait, I could be
a super hero, like spider-man, only with-out the spider part, well
I wouldn't be like "-man" but I'd be something.. actually...
-man.... that's really kinda wicked, "DASHMAN SAVES
THE DAY!" "DASHMAN DASHES FOR CELL PHONE BANNERS!"..
ah, I can see the headlines now, so tune in next week to hear how
-MAN helped save Daredevil from a box-office slump....
Check Vulgar Display of Power next Sunday to find out the WHOLE
REAL STORY, of the man behind the task............
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