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Wonder...
this is it people. my favorite part of the website. why? because i randomly picked this one to be my favorite. just kidding. actually, these types of things have always been fascinating to me, but i could never remember them. well, now i have collected them and typed 'em up for you and i to enjoy.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
- Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
- Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
- Can mute people burp?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
- Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
- How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
- Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
- Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
- If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
- Why is it that we drive on a Parkway and park on a Driveway?
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