| Q. What do women and jelly have in common? A. They both wiggle when you eat them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the most active muscle in a womans body? A. The penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call a transvestite with a vasectomy? A. A seedless fruit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? A. You can unscrew a lightbulb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the definition of a bastard? A. A man that fucks you all night with a two ich penis,then kisses you goodbye with a twelve inch tounge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the smallest hotel in the world? A. A girls pussy,you can go in but your bags have to stay outside!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between a person commiting suicide and a virgin? A. One tries to die while the other dies to try!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. If youre having sex with two women and one more walks in what do you have? A. A divorce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did the dick say to the condom? A. Cover me im going in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why did god create yeast infections? A. So women would know what its like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? A. Just call up and say you cant cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? A. Beef Stroginoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What does talking to the wife and licking pussy have in common? A. One slip of the tounge and youre in the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why did santa claus go to jail? A. He was caught laying barbie under the tree!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why is sperm shaped like tadpoles? A. Because a woman would never swallow a frog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How do you sit four sluts on a bar stool? A. Turn it upside down!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What does a woman and a frying pan have in common? A. You have to get them both hot before you can put the meat to them!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did Adam say to Eve? A. Stand back i dont know how big this thing gets!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why did the Homosexual leave home? A. He didnt like the way he was being reared!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A. He heard the referee was blowing fowls!!!!!!!!!! Q. How do you get a nun pregnant? A. You fuck her!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Q. How do you know when the landlady is really pissed off with you? A. Theres a string hanging out of your bloody marry!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. |