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| Q. Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A. A woman wont take a three inch floppy!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anybody can roast beef!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the last thing to go through a flys mind when it hits your windscreen? A. Its arse!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How can you tell a macho woman? A. Shes the one thats rolling her own tampons!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did the indian say when he tied his dick in a knot? A. How come!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats women and washing machines have in common? A. They both leak when there fucked!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What are you putting in my mouth Batman? A. A cock robin!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. When is a pixie not a pixie? A. When hes got his head up a fairys skirt then hes a Goblin!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How many men does it take to fix a vacuum? A. Why should we fix it,we dont use it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ooooooooo Q. Whats the difference between a woman and a supermarket trolley? A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between a vitiman and a horemone? A. You cant hear a vitiman!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A. Lickalotofpuss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A. Megasawarse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Hows a vagina like an orange? A. The best ones squirt when you eat them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why is sex like a bank account? A. Because if youre not careful you could be in the red at the end of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why did god give women nipples? A. To make suckers out of men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What were the two flys doing on the womans pussy? A. Sniffing crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why are women so bad at mathematics? A. Because men keep telling them this {--------------------------------} is six inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What does a short sighted gynaecologist and a dog have in common? A. They both have wet noses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to Mapie for this one Q. Why do only 20% of women go to heaven? A. Because if any more went it would be hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call kids born in a whorehouse? A. Brothel sprouts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Coz 7 8 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A. How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What have you got if youve got nuts on your wall? A. Wallnuts Q. What have you got if youve got nuts on you chest? A. Chestnuts Q. What have you got if youve got nuts on you chin? A. A fucking big cock in your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between your first honeymoon and youre second? A. The first Niagra the seconf Viagra!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What should a man do if his girlfriend forgets her birth control pill? A. Give her a good tounge lashing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |