| Q. What do get if you have five lesbians in a closet? A. A liquor cabinet!!!!!!!!! Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? A. If we dont get any support soon people are gonna think we are nuts!!!!!!!!! Q. What do women and condoms have in common? A. If there not on the end of your dick there in your wallet!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats so bad about been an egg? A. You only get laid once,only get eaten once,it takes ten minutes to get hard,three minutes to get soft,you come in a box with 11 other guys and your mother sits on your face!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between a sheep and a skoda? A. Its more embarrassing getting out the back of a skoda!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why are men like public toilets? A. Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are full of shit!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why are women like laxatives? A. They irritate the shit out of you!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through the heart with a sharp knife!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why do women like smart men? A. Opposites attract!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How much hair is in a womans lap? A. A box full!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How can you tell if your wifes dead? A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How can you tell if your husbands dead? A. The sex is the same but you get the remote!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job still sucks!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A. Dont know its never happened!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What does a woman and a aeroplane have in common? A. Both have a cock pit!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call a man with a one inch dick? A. Justin!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats better than roses on your piano? A. tulips(two lips)on your organ!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whos the most popular person at a nudist colony? A. The man who can carry a beer in each hand and twelve donuts!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between a battery and a woman? A. A battery has a possitive side!!!!!!!!!!1 Q. What to toys and womans tits have in common? A. They were meant for kids but dads end up playing with them!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A. Hold onto your nuts this is gonna be one hell of a blowjob!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between pink and purple? A. The grip!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery man have in common? A. They can both smell the box but can eat it!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call a roman with hair between his teeth? A. Gladiator !!!!!!!!!!! (Glad he ate her)!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How do you recycle toilet paper? A. Hang it on the wall and bash the shit out of it!!!!!!!! Q. How do you circumcise a whale? A. For skin divers!!!!!!!!!!!! |