| Q. Whats a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? A. Hump me dump me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why do blondes wear knickers? A. To keep their ankles warm!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why was there lipstick stains all over the blondes driving wheel of her car? A. She wanted to blow the horn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How do you make a blond laugh on saturday? A. Tell her a joke on the wednesday!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why did the blonde get fired from the m+m factory? A. She kept throwing away the w`s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why was the blonde so happy when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months? A. It said on the box five to six years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? A. There is tip ex all over the screen Q. How can you tell when a blonde has been using the computer? A. The joysticks all wet and smells of fish!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did the blonde say when the doctor said she was pregnant? A. Is it mine!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you call a smart blonde? A. A golden retriever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Did you hear about the new paint called blonde paint? A. Its not very bright but it spreads easily!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A. Take the pin out and throw it back!!!!!!!!!!! A blonde was driving to disney land when she saw a sign saying disney land left,so she turned round and went home!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A. Are you sure its mine!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? A. It said concentrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats a blondes idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car doors!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How is a blonde like a door knob? A. Everybody gets a turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How did the blonde try to kill the gold fish? A. She tried to drown it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only fit three fingers into a bowling ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. How is a blonde and a 747 alike? A. They both have big cockpits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q. A. |