| Oh, the Intelligence of the Male Species... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ok, so... It's been a long proven theory that guys aren't the most intelligent of all creatures. So, to help improve and support this idea, my friends and I (idea copyrighted to Chelsea Cambern~ Patent Pending) have come up with a list of all of the 'smart' things guys have said to us. Enjoy! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Key Things said to Chelsea are blue. Things said to Brenna are pink-ish. Things said to Celia are green Our Edits are PRETTY LELLOW! Kudos to Dom for helping... |
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| "Wow, you're a girl..." -Don't ask |
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| "I'm trying to un-fuck myself..." -Pat |
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| "Look at the ass on that one!!!" -Princess Joseffine (the thing that makes this funny: Chels and Joe were looking at guys....) |
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| "I can hear you digesting..." -Pat (again) |
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| "GIRLY-GIRL!!!" -Princess Joseffine |
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| Louis: My sexual orientation is north. Celia: What does that mean? Louis: ... i have no idea.... |
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| Brenna: "Jim, what're you doing?!" Jim: "I'm molesting your feet...." |
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| "Oh, yeah, I have a brain..." -Noah in disguise |
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| Dan: "Pat, come here!" Pat: " Coming, honey!!!" (This was said in the prescence of Pat's girlfriend. Pat is a guy... duh....Dan was wearing a dress...we were at Dans girlfriends halloween party... Chelsea was the girlfriend... Of Dan. There, that was confusing enough...) |
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| Louis: "I'm a suave hippie, I don't go for that long hair thing... *looks at hair*... oh, wait.... I do." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brenna: "We discovered today that all guys have a 2 track mind. Joe's tracks are sex and laziness. Lessee... Yours would be sex and beef..." Pat: "Wait, no! There's violence too... I'm a special guy!! I have a 3 track mind!!!" (Oh, my, we ARE proud of you, Pat. You must be one of the great minds of our time!!!!) |
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