Oh, the Intelligence of the Male Species...
Ok, so... It's been a long proven theory that guys aren't the most intelligent of all creatures. So, to help improve and support this idea, my friends and I (idea copyrighted to Chelsea Cambern~ Patent Pending) have come up with a list of all of the 'smart' things guys have said to us. Enjoy!
Key
Things said to Chelsea are blue.
Things said to Brenna are pink-ish.
Things said to Celia are green
Our Edits are
PRETTY LELLOW!
Kudos to Dom for helping..
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"Wow, you're a girl..."
                       -Don't ask
"I'm trying to un-fuck myself..."
                             -Pat
"Look at the ass on that one!!!"
                               -Princess Joseffine
(the thing that makes this funny: Chels and Joe were looking at guys....)
"I can hear you digesting..."
                            -Pat (again)
"GIRLY-GIRL!!!"
                        -Princess Joseffine
Louis: My sexual orientation is north.
Celia: What does that mean?
Louis: ... i have no idea....
Brenna: "Jim, what're you doing?!"
Jim:      "I'm molesting your feet...."
"Oh, yeah, I have a brain..."
                         -Noah in disguise
Dan: "Pat, come here!"
Pat:   " Coming, honey!!!"

(This was said in the prescence of Pat's girlfriend. Pat is a guy... duh....Dan was wearing a dress...we were at Dans girlfriends halloween party... Chelsea was the girlfriend... Of Dan. There, that was confusing enough...)
Louis: "I'm a suave hippie, I don't go for that long hair thing... *looks at hair*... oh, wait.... I do."
Brenna: "We discovered today that all guys have a 2 track mind. Joe's tracks are sex and laziness. Lessee... Yours would be sex and beef..."
Pat: "Wait, no! There's violence too... I'm a special guy!! I have a
3 track mind!!!"
(Oh, my, we ARE proud of you, Pat. You must be one of the great minds of our time!!!!)
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