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The Key (Once Again)
~Chelsea's are blue!
~Brenna's are pink!
~Our edits are PRETTY LELLOW!!!
~Kudos to Dom for helping...
So, this extension of the 'Intelligence of Males Site' is dedicated to our very dear friend, Daniel Haak. Without him this webpage would not be nearly as entertaining and not very worth reading. WE LOVE YOU MUCHLY DAN-DAN!!!! So, now, let us begin!!!!
Dan: "So, who're you?"
Brenna: "I'm ME!!! And you're YOU!!!"
Dan: "So, if you're me.... then I'm..... you?"
Brenna: "Yes, EXACTLY!!!!"
(Ok, so maybe the intelligence factor in that one was more reflective of me, but... IT'S STILL FUNNY.)
"I feel so fat..."
(Dan, you're a stick... with a BIG mouth)
"muahahahaha.... I'm feeling like a gremlin..."
(wow... tha'd explain a lot...)
"Dammit, now you're pants bit me!!!!"
(It's really not what it sounds like... WE SWEAR! we're good girls. sorta. to a certain extent.)
"Monkey's ass! Monkey's ass!!!! I'M A LITTLE MONKEY'S ASS!!!!!!"
(riiiiiight.... I think you hit the nail on the head with this one, Dan...)
Dan: "Well, Brenna, if we can't play cards, we're going to play Hot-Hands!"
Brenna: "Dan, that just doesn't sound right...."
*silence*
Dan: "....oooohhhhh....."
Dan: "I can go from an A cup to a B cup in 30 seconds flat!!!"
Chelsea: "I still gotcha beat...."
(This is from the Halloween party. Once again. And notice how we emphasized the word 'flat'... teehee....)
"Ooooooo... What're these?! Ah HA!!!! They're squashed SKITTLES!!!!"
(Oh, my...The things we get up to in the art hallway during lunch. You'd have to be there.)
"I'm not stalking her!!! I'm following her in a mysterious fashion..."
"Why does that girl have 2 arms...?"
(Uhhh.... Dan, if you can't figure that out for yourself... oy vey.
"I've never tried on a dress before... No, wait... .I HAVE! I tried on one of my little sister's dresses once and got stuck in it..."
(Sweet Jesus...THIS is a classic example of why we're compiling this list.... )
"YOUR BROTHER JUST LIFTED UP MY DRESS!!!!"
(Once again, Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you our antics from the oh-so-famous Halloween party at Chelsea's house.)
A summary of The Famous Halloween Party.
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