Aka:
Role: Retard/Video founder
Specialities: Vertical drops off whatever's handy at the time.
Right, this guy here has a strange case of Suicidal Syndrome, thought to be party because he was brought up by wolves.
As a child, he was caught by poachers in Africa (mistaken for a monkey) and found himself in Merry old England. He later escaped from the zoo by putting his canines into action and managing to gnaw through his cage, and hid himself in the remotest area of the country. St. Just. Then he did what any other zoo escape would do in his situation....he decided to make a video! This way he could freely express his primape habits, jumping out of trees onto a nice hard surface. He could finally be accepted.
Now that's a tear jerking strory. Ha, he said jerk.
