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| THE INJURY |
| NOW, WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF, YOU KNOW SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET HURT. AND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE CHANCES ARE IT'S MOST LIKELY TO BE YOU. NUMBNUTS HERE LEARNT THAT THE HARD WAY. |
| HE'S GETTIN' READY FOR THE JUMP, AND HE COULD GET LUCKY THIS TIME. OR IS HE DOING A POO? EITHER WAY, I'M SURE THE OUTCOME'S GONNA BE STICKY, WET AND DIRTY. |
| HE'S OFF, AND SOARING THROUGH THE AIR LIKE SOME RETARDED... UH... REATARD. |
| OH MY GOD, HE GONE DISAPERATED! GOT YOU! HE DIDN'T REALLY DISAPERATE HE'S ACTUALLY INSIDE THE BUSH IN THIS PARTICULAR CLIP BUT BEACAUSE THIS IS ON A CAMERA I COULD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE HAD DISAPERATED BY TAKING THIS CLIP FROM WHEN HE WAS INSIDE THE BUSH WHEN HE HADN'T ACTUALLY TOUCHED THE GROUND YET SO HE WOULD REALLY BE IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FALL AND THE CLIP BEFORE THIS ONE WAS HIM IN THE AIR SO IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE HE RANDOMLY DISAPERATED. AREN'T I CLEVER? |
| WATCH OUT FOR THE DRAINP.... OOPS, TOO LATE. THAT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY NASTY GRAZE. NOW THATS GOOD TV. ALL WE NEED NOW IS SIAMESE TWINS IN A JAR. |
| THOSE OF YOU WITH AT LEAST HALF A BRAIN HAVE PROBABLY GUESSED THAT THE LAST PICTURE ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU. FOR SOME REASON HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT FOR REAL (DON'T ASK ME WHY) SO I WAS FORCED TO USE THE MAGIC OF THE PROGRAM 'PAINT', WHICH CAN BE ACCESSED BY CLICKING ON YOUR START MENU, THEN PROGRAMS, AND FINALLY ACCESSORIES. AREN'T I HELPFUL. (I CAN ALMOST SMELL THAT NOBEL PRIZE). |