Another Seiryuu Seishi wrote me:

Dear Sailor Xanadu,

I have been letting my hair grow out for a while, because it seemed popular for a time. but then, the style went totally out of fashion, and because I was busy manipulating my no miko and all that stuff, i havent had time to look at new styles!! Do you have any suggestions?
Also, lately I have found myself infatuated with a blue-haired man, but not only is he a man, he is also a member of the suzaku gang!! But I can't resist him!! I even kissed him once, but I think he ended up getting more mad at me...
It's not fair that that Suzaku chick should get him!! Any ideas on how to get him away from her?

Signed, Nakkie.

Dear Nakkie,

Long hair can be the most beautiful and striking aspect of a person's appearance, and surely you have the bone structure to pull it off. However, as I'm sure you know, it can fall into your face and become a nuisance while you're engaged in heavy battle. If you are not ready to take the plunge and trim your hair down to a more manageable length, I suggest ponytail clips and a headband. The headband will allow you to keep the volume while holding those pesky bangs off your forehead. And the ponytail just allows for some added versatility.
As for your gentleman dilemma. There are a lot of ways you can make him yours; manipulation, drugging, bondage, blackmail. Take your pick!
Good luck!

Sailor Xanadu

This from another Seiryuu:

Dear Sailor Xanadu,

I got in a fight with this really strong girly looking man and now everybody hates me. What can i do?

Signed, Wolf Man

Dear Wolf Man,

Well, you should try focusing on talents that are less... hostile and more girl-friendly. Once you're popular with the ladies, the rest will come. Do you sing? I suggest trying to get involved with a guy-group or go solo and sing mushy pop ballads. Even though you look like a wolf (heck, even if you can't sing), if you sing lyrics corny enough, the crowds will come, and then you'll have plenty of friends.
Best wishes, and if you need a manager, call me!

Sailor Xanadu

A Suzaku Seishi wrote thusly:

Dear Sailor Xanadu,

I'm in a bit of a doozy. You see, I'm in a very loving relationship with one of those Odango Atama girls (no, that's not the problem). And then there's this guy who keeps on hitting on me (not the problem, either). I'll admit that I like it.
His pet name for me, his cute accent, the way he playfully punches me, his bright red hair...(sigh). But I'm beginning to think that my Odango suspects something, and is NOT happy about it. What should I do? Should I forget about her, or him? Or maybe I could have both...?

Signed, Caught between two cuties.

Dear Caught,

I don't see why you shouldn't be able to have both; your Odango for the day, and your man for the nights (ahem). If Odango starts pouting, tell her you and your man friend are doing some "male bonding", or "drinking at the tavern", or something stupid like that.
Besides, I think you two would look cute together! *lecherous grin*

Good luck, and tell me how it works out -- I like yaoi!
Sailor Xanadu

Another Seiryyu Seishi! Wow, what a messed up bunch!

Dear Sailor Xanadu,

I'm head over heels in love with this girl. The problem is...she's in love with this other guy who's 10 years older then her! I mean, I know the whole speech about "love knows no age" but he doesn't love her and it kills me to see her continue to go after him. She's really important to me since she was the only one who cared about me when my brother was killed by a bunch of jerks! I really need to know how to talk to her and get her attention but I'm not the best when it comes to talking.

Signed, Got It Bad.

Dear Got It,

Well, perhaps instead of talking, you should be the best listener you can be. Ask her to tell you about her experiences, and let her know that you are there for her, just as she was there for you. Tell her what you told me -- that words are not your strong point, but that if she ever needs a shoulder to cry on, she can come to you. After you get to know her better, the words will become easier to say and your friendship may blossom into something better. Hang in there.

Good luck!
Sailor Xanadu

All FY characters © Watase Yuu, Flower Comics, Bandai, etc. Sailor Neptune © Naoko Takeuchi, DiC, etc. I'm just some young punk. I get nothing out of this except poor grades from lack of studying. You don't want to sue me.
Contents and the character of Sailor Xanadu © 1998-99 Meri.
Last updated 03/20/01.
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