Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers
~ On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks go out to those sending flowers, cards, and contributing to the death of her husband.
~ The airplane was only a few feet from the ground when it crashed, witnesses said.
~ With the exception of victimless crimes (which need not concern us here), every single crime committed in this nation of ours involves a victim.
~ A purple lady's bicycle was missing from Serendipity Lane recently.
~ Chairman Billings asked Board members to muster support from parent-teacher groups to support the governor's task force on driving while intoxicated
~ Montreal police don't hesitate to use whatever laws, regulations, or persuasion they feel they need to control morality in the city and prevent it from getting a foothold.
~ A college friendship that began a year ago ended in matrimony yesterday.