Grantaire: We need proof that our chaste leader isn�t quite so chaste!

Enjolras: I am too!

Eponine: Truth be told Enjolras, it wasn�t quite so chaste in my book!

Enjolras: Eponine! ::Enjolras was getting even closer to being red now::

Eponine: But Enjy, it�s the truth! Can we just, um, finish this conversation so that we can- ::whispers in Enjolras�s ear::

Enjolras: (who is quite red and flustered by now) Oh my!

Combeferre: I have never seen him so-

Grantaire: Completely out of it!

Combeferre: I guess it is quite wasteful to stay chaste for the republic when we aren�t really even in France anymore.

Grantaire: Yes, quite wasteful indeed. But still, it�s Enjolras, I never even knew that he had those thoughts anywhere in his head!

Combeferre: He is human you know!

Grantaire: I refuse to believe that! Our statue has taken to life and he is quite the little womanizer

Enjolras: I would never-

Grantaire: Oh, give it up, we all saw you, that was no innocent kiss!

Enjolras: Like you would know what an innocent kiss was!

Grantaire: Touch�!

Me: Okay, now everyone back in his or her places, the campfire kiss again, and remember, children will be watching!

Enjolras: I am never going to live this down

Eponine: Is that really so bad?

Enjolras: No, my lady, it is your mouth that has me hypnotized. ::He leans towards her slowly, they kiss, modestly of course, because, well, there ARE children watching! The amis/gypsies laugh (it is in the script) and the two break apart. Though instead of Eponine blushing as was in the script, it was Enjolras who was the redder of the two::

Me: Okay cut!

Enjolras: Okay, fine, um, can we have a break?

Me: Just one more short scene. Now the gypsies gave you a horse and you two ride back to the manor.

Enjolras: (helping Eponine onto the horse) After you.

Eponine: Thank you

Grantaire: This is so sweet it�s sickening, I think I�m going to throw up

Joly: You can say that again.

Me: Now you ride back to the manor

Enjolras: You mean that there is only one horse?

Me: Yes, now get on!

Enjolras: Oh, I guess, if I must�::gets on horse, Eponine puts her arms around his waste:: What the-

Me: It�s in the script!

Enjolras: Oh, give me strength!

Grantaire: To resist her temptations

Enjolras: I did not say that

Grantaire: But you meant it

Me: Okay, now ride to the manor and now you get off the horse Enjolras.

Enjolras: Well, then that was pointless ::he moves to get off the horse but he can�t:: Um, Eponine, I have to get off the horse now

Eponine: But Enjy, I like it this way

Enjolras: Well, I agree with that Eponine ::he smiles, she swoons:: But, after the scene we can have a break-

Eponine: Enough said!

::Enjolras gets off horse, lifts Eponine off horse::

Enjolras: You saved my life back there you know.

Eponine: A girl does what she can sire

Enjolras: Henry.

Eponine: Henry � ::yet another kiss::

Enjolras: Do you know the ruins at Amboise?

Eponine: Yes

Enjolras: Will you meet me there tomorrow?

Eponine: I shall try

Enjolras: Then I will wait all day ::Eponine walks to her house, Enjolras leaves::

Me: One more tiny scene. The setting is in the castle, Henry comes back to the castle and flings open the curtains of his parents room.

Fantine: Oh wait, if I�m the queen and Javert is the king and we are in our room, in our bed...

Javert: Oh, no, I will not, I will not be in bed with a prostitute!

Fantine: Hey, I don�t do that anymore, I mean, I was desperate!

Javert: I have a reputation to uphold, think of what the prefect would say!

Fantine: I have put all of that behind me!

Javert: But then the boy has gone against all of his beliefs

Enjolras: I still have my beliefs!

Javert: Then why are you out gallivanting with the-

Eponine: Street harlot, yes we know, shut up!

Me: Here we go again�

Valjean: Javert, let�s not get into this!

Javert: Well, just because the boy has become a womanizer does not mean that I am going to get into bed with a prostitute!

Enjolras: I am not a womanizer!

Me: Javert, do the scene!

Javert: Oh, the prefect will have my head ::he reluctantly gets into the bed with Fantine, nearly falling off his edge for trying to stay away from her::

Me: Good boy!

Javert: I am not a dog

Eponine: Well,-

Azelma: Eponine! He is in a bad enough mood as it is!

Me: Do the scene and you can have a break afterwards

Eponine: My lips are sealed

Grantaire: For the moment being anyway ::he was rewarded with a glare from Enjolras and an elbow from Combeferre, though the rest of the amis had to hide their laughter::

::Enjolras opens the curtains::

Javert: (sleepily) Off�with�his�head

Fantine: Wake up Francis, our son has something to tell us Ewww, Javert�s son, that would be a sight

Enjolras: I want to build a university where anyone can study no matter what the rank.

Javert: All right, who are you and what have you done with our son?

Enjolras: And I want to invite the gypsies to the ball.

Me: Okay, now you have a break

Eponine: Finally! Enjolras, could you um, help me with my costume?

Enjolras: (turning red, and just after his normal color had returned) Well, I mean, your costume-

Eponine: Just come on ::he follows as the others look after him laughing::

Grantaire: Oh, I am ashamed

Combeferre: It is utterly astonishing

Me: Don�t forget, it�s only a fifteen-minute break!

Grantaire: He�s waited a long time for this

Combeferre: Oh, I�d be surprised if he did anymore than what we�ve seen so far

Courfeyrac: But if you had been waiting 24 years, well, I never knew how he did it

Me: Ugh, men!

Courfeyrac: If those walls could talk

Grantaire: You�re insane, Enjolras is going to be chaste until the day he dies

Marius: Tell that to Eponine

Combeferre: Do we have nothing better to do than gossip like silly schoolgirls about Enjolras�s love life?

Bossuet: Truthfully? No!

Enjolras: ::coming out disheveled:: Where is a republic to stay chaste for when you need one?

Eponine: ::coming out a bit more calm:: Do you really want to stay chaste all your life?

Enjolras: I�m not completely insane if that�s what you�re asking

Eponine: Wait, I have an idea ::she goes to Grantaire:: Can I borrow your watch?

Grantaire: Anything for a lady

Eponine: Thank you! Okay Enjolras, now stare at the swinging watch

Enjolras: I don�t know what you�re trying to do but-

Eponine: Just watch it! You�re getting sleepy, very sleepy ::Enjolras eventually falls into a stupor:: From now on you will not be so stuffy, or chaste or concerned with decency or the such. And you will only return to normal when I say the words, um, let's see, Liberty, Equality and Fraternity! Now when I snap my fingers you will wake up ::she snaps her fingers, Enjolras wakes up::

Enjolras: I tell you it is not going to work

Eponine: If you say so Enjolras�

Enjolras: By Rousseau, you are gorgeous!

Azelma: I think it worked

Enjolras: I have never seen such an exquisitely stunning creature in all my life!

Eponine: (Smiling) Would you like to go backstage with me?

Enjolras: More than anything ::They leave, walking backstage::

Combeferre: I cannot think that this is a good idea

Feuilly: This cannot be good

Bossuet: Only something bad can come of this

Me: Twenty five minutes and that�s it you two!

Grantaire: I cannot believe this�

Twenty five minutes later

Me: Break�s over!

::Enjolras and Eponine emerge from backstage, a little wobbly on their feet::

Bossuet: Look at him

Combeferre: His pants are wrinkled

Courfeyrac: His shirt�s undone

Feuilly: His vest is inside out

Bahorel: His tie is around his forehead!

Grantaire: Didn�t he go backstage in his prince costume?

Azelma: But Eponine looks happy�

Cosette: And her clothes are on right

Me: But, well, she was wearing the blue dress, and now she�s wearing the servant dress

Eponine: I, um changed for the next scene

Grantaire: Sure you did

Eponine: Hey, what we do on our own time is our business! Isn�t that right Enjy?

Enjolras: ::Who looks as if he doesn�t even know where he is:: What? Yes! We do what we want, down with oppression. Huzzah! ::He sits down with Grantaire:: Ah, absinthe, may I?

Grantaire: (who looks positively horrified) Enjolras, this is liquor, it will intoxicate you! You will not be clear-headed!

Enjolras: I am not clear headed as it is and I have already been intoxicated. ::he looks at Eponine who smiles back:: Why didn�t any of you tell me what I was missing? ::He takes a large gulp from the bottle:: Ah, green fairy-

Grantaire: Have you gone insane?

Enjolras: No, I was insane before. You all new what I was missing and you never told me! I should deck you right here!

Grantaire: He�s insane!

Combeferre: May mercy come to us all!

Courfeyrac: It�s Armageddon!

Feuilly: Eponine, what have you done?

Grantaire: You�ve turned him into a monster

Eponine: I like him like this, you wouldn�t understand.

Enjolras: When is our next break?

Grantaire: Ugh, stop leering at Eponine!

Me: You have to change back into your prince costume.

Enjolras: Oh, I�m not wearing it? ::he looks down:: Oh, it seems I am not

Me: Go change!

Enjolras: Eponine, would you like to help me?

Eponine: But of course!

Me: Hey, you have only 15 minutes!

Eponine: But that�s not enough time!

Javert: ::shudders:: WAY too much information.

Gavroche: Just because you haven�t gotten any in a while-

Javert: And what would you know of it?!

Gavroche: It�s me who runs this town, I know everything!

Eponine: Come on Enjy!

Enjolras: I think you should call me by my first name

Eponine: Oh, I�d love to! What is it?

Enjolras: It�s- ::But of course there was an interruption, a feminine scream actually, from the direction of where Cosette and Marius were::

Valjean: Cosette, what�s wrong?!

Cosette: It wasn�t me papa, it was Marius.

Marius: There was a bee�?

Cosette: That�s my line!

Javert: The boy screams like a girl, ha!

Marius: Javert, you�re so mean!

Cosette: Leave my Marius alone!

Me: Hey, where did Eponine and Enjolras go?

Grantaire: They�re probably �changing into their costumes�, ha, sure, I believe that.

Combeferre: When Enjolras wakes up and is restored to his regular self, he is not going to be happy.

Grantaire: Au contraire, I think he is going to be VERY happy!

Me: They have 15 minutes!

Valjean: Oh, it�s young love, let them be.

Me: They are in the middle of a movie!

Grantaire: Well, you could tape them and make it the wedding night scene

Combeferre: Grantaire! Enjolras would strangle all of us with his bare hands.

Courfeyrac: But Grantaire first.

Joly: Hypnosis isn�t real!

Combeferre: If it isn�t then Enjolras really has gone insane

Feuilly: Maybe he�s like Jekyll and Hyde�

Joly: He does not have split personalities

Grantaire: If he did then he hid the other one very well.

Jehan: I�m scared

Bossuet: It is rather disconcerting

Bahorel: If Enjolras can become a womanizing alcoholic then there is nothing in the world we can count on

Courfeyrac: Why that means that one day Grantaire could decide to stay sober.

Grantaire: Hey, I could if I wanted to!

Bossuet: Prove it!

Grantaire: I renounce alcohol for the day!

Joly: We�ll see, I doubt that it is humanly possible for someone who consumes so much alcohol to just give it up

Grantaire: I�ll drink something else. What is that clear non-alcoholic liquid many people drink?

Azelma: Water?

Grantaire: That�s it!

Me: You could try coffee

Grantaire: Ugh, never, that stuff�ll kill ya!

Azelma: Try some ::he does::

Grantaire: It does nothing for me, but boy am I awake!

Me: It�s been fifteen minutes, someone go get them!

Combeferre: I�m not going back there

Courfeyrac: Enjolras would kill us

Feuilly: And eww

Bossuet: Let�s wait until there done

Bahorel: Enjolras would be furious

Azelma: I�m too young to go back there

Marius: I don�t want Cosette to go anywhere near them

Cosette: And I don�t want Marius to go, you know how Eponine is like!

Courfeyrac: I think he is the last thing in her mind right now.

Javert: Well, I certainly won�t go

Fantine: I would go, but it wouldn�t be a very proper thing to do

Valjean: That is about the last thing I need at my age

Gavroche: She�s my sister!

Me: Grantaire?

Grantaire: I�d go, but this coffee, why it�s amazing ::drinks another glass down::

Montparnasse: I�ll go!

Me: I so do not trust you!

Courfeyrac: Enjolras would kill you

Montparnasse: Fine, then you go.

Me: Maybe we should just wait�

One hour later Me: This is ridiculous, we�re wasting so much time

Valjean: Let�s have some lunch

Combeferre: I could go for some pizza

Bahorel: I want burgers

Javert: I want Chinese food

Bossuet: Fried chicken!

Me: We might as well order everything, find the yellow pages

20 minutes or less later

Javert: Pass the chicken

Gavroche: I want an egg roll

Courfeyrac: Now this is pizza

Valjean: Pass the French fries

Joly: I need ketchup!

Grantaire: We�re out of coffee!

Thirty minutes after that

Valjean: Now I�m just bored

Javert: What could be taking so long?

Gavroche: Told you he hasn�t gotten any in a looooooooong time!

Two hours later

Me: This is impossible, I�m going back there! But I want someone to come with me�

Grantaire: I�ll go, let me just get another cup o� joe

Me: I am a little afraid

Grantaire: We�ll warn them that we�re coming by singing really loud

Me: Okay, song preference?

Grantaire: Any drinking song is good with me

Me: I don�t know any

Grantaire: How about 99 bottles of beer on the wall?

Me: No!!! We�ll sing, oh, something from the new Jane Eyre musical!

Grantaire: You are not going to make us perform that, are you?

Me: For now, no, but you never know.

::We sing Sirens quite loudly and badly::

Grantaire: You know that isn�t a bad song

Me: I know, It�s superb!

Grantaire: Hello?! ::knocking on door::

Enjolras: Is there something you wanted? ::rubbing his head::

Me: Oh good, you�re here

Grantaire: And dressed

Me: You know, we were wondering if you would just finish the movie? There aren�t a whole lot of scenes left�

Enjolras: Very well, I�m coming

Grantaire: So Enjolras,-

Enjolras: Not a word Grantaire!

Me: Where�s Eponine?

Enjolras: Well�

Me: Did something happen?

Grantaire: Of course something happened, they were gone for over three hours

Enjolras: No, well, yes, oh, my head hurts

Grantaire: Here, try this coffee, it�s marvelous

Enjolras: Grantaire, are you sober?

Grantaire: Sober as the day I was born

Enjolras: Utterly incredible

Eponine: ::emerging from somewhere or other:: We were wondering if you would ever look for us

Me: You�ve been gone over three hours

Eponine: That�s not my fault

Me: You two didn�t���?

Eponine: No.

Grantaire: Then why were you gone so long?

Eponine: Grantaire, are you sober?

Grantaire: Sober as a man realizing he is dead

Eponine: Utterly incredible

Me: So why were you gone so long?

Eponine: Well, we were kissing and I accidentally said Liberty, Equality and Fraternity

Grantaire: How in the world did that come out?

Eponine: You don�t want to know�

Me: So then what took so long?

Eponine: He is quite embarrassed of how he acted and does not want to show his face

Me: Oh, poor boy

Eponine: And it seems that he does not hold his liquor well

Grantaire: What a surprise�

Enjolras: Yes, all right, let�s get on with this�

Eponine: Can I borrow your watch again Grantaire?

Grantaire: Of course, but I don�t know if that is a good idea

Eponine: Oh, we�ll see. I�ll do it later, thanks Grantaire!

Grantaire: Anything for a lady�

Me: Okay, now that we are all back to work, Danielle wakes up but she is very tired because she was out so late with Henry. And then Danielle finds her mother and Marguerite trying on Danielle�s mothers dress.

Eponine: What do you think you are doing?

Cosette: Trying on my dress for the ball

Eponine: This is my mother�s dress, these are my mother�s shoes

Cosette: Yes, and she�s dead Oh, I am so very mean!!!

Me: Okay, now you are really angry and you punch her

Eponine: I�m having mixed feelings about this, I do want to punch Cosette but I�m over Marius and Enjolras has made me happy so I don�t really feel the need.

Me: That�s good because we are using trick photography

Eponine: Darn!

Me: Okay, you punch her she flips over the bed, you say you are going to rip her hair out, she runs away. She grabs your copy of Utopia

Enjolras: Utopia�

Me: And she threatens to throw it into the fireplace unless you give up the shoes. You do but Marguerite throws the book into the fire anyway

Cosette: I�m so mean!

Marius: It�s okay honey, it�s not real.

Cosette: Still�.

Me: And then the Baroness whips you

Mme. Thenardier: I would never, well, maybe the lark, but not my own daughter.

Me: But in the movie she�s your stepdaughter. Anyway, then we see Jacqueline and Danielle bond

Azelma: Huzzah, I actually get lines!

Me: Because she helps Danielle dress her wounds. Then she goes to meet Henry at Amboise

Courfeyrac: Am I the only one wondering what happened backstage?

Grantaire: Our poor boy didn�t get any in all those three hours�

Bahorel: Poor Enjolras�

Grantaire: But Eponine is going to try hypnotizing him again

Combeferre: I still do not know how the three ideals of the French Revolution were mentioned while they were kissing�

Grantaire: It�s Enjolras, would you expect any less?

Jehan: You have a point

Me: Okay, they�re at Amboise and Danielle tries to tell Henry that she is a servant but cannot because she realizes that she loves him

Fantine: Oh, how sweet

Me: But then when he kisses her�

Enjolras: If we must ::they do as I have said::

Me: But Henry puts his arms around Danielle and she cries out because of all her wounds and she runs away. When she returns home the Baroness locks Danielle in the cellar, because they realize that she was seeing the prince

Cosette: More meanness!

Me: And the queen tells Henry that �Comtesse Nicole de Lancret� is engaged to a Belgium.

Cosette: Oh, how evil!

Me: And so it�s the night of the ball and Henry is all sad. Danielle is let out of the cellar by Leonardo da Vinci and she dresses in her mother�s dress and shoes. Leonardo makes her wings for her dress and tells her to got o the ball and tell Henry the truth. So everyone, go mingle!

Grantaire: You know Azelma, we�re supposed to be in love

Azelma: How�s your coffee?

Grantaire: Black, but oh, it does a body good!

Me: And now the king begins to make the announcement of Henry�s marriage, and here comes Danielle

Javert: Finally some lines�..

Me: But Henry sees Danielle and stops his father and runs to her

Enjolras: My mother said you were getting married

Eponine: She was misinformed, but there is something I must tell you before another word is spoken

Enjolras: So then you�re not engaged

Eponine: No.

Enjolras: Come, I want you to meet my parents

Eponine: Wait, I really must-

Enjolras: Look, I invited the gypsies to the ball

Me: Now the Baroness saw this whole thing and she wants to put a stop to it. She rips off one of Danielle�s wings and denounces her

Eponine: Nicole de Lancret was my mother, I am what she says

Enjolras: The apple? That was you?

Eponine: I can explain

Javert: Well someone had better! Tell me quickly what�s the story-

Enjolras: First you are engaged and now you are a servant? I have heard enough

Eponine: Henry, please-

Me: Now everyone gasp, because a servant just called the prince of France by his first name. �

�

All: Gasp!

Enjolras: You will not address me so informal madam. I am a prince of France and you are just like them.

Me: And Danielle runs out crying and she loses one of her shoes and da Vinci picks it up and confronts Henry and they have a fight and Leonardo leaves the shoe for Henry to think about�

Eponine: Enjolras?

Enjolras: Yes Eponine? ::she swings the watch and before he realizes it he is in a stupor again::

Javert: Oh, here we go again

Cosette: If you like Enjolras so much I don�t see why you have to keep hypnotizing him�

Eponine: Now, you will stop being so bashful and stuffy and decent again, got it. And you shall only come out of it when I say the words �I�m so happy for you and Cosette, Marius� ::she snaps her fingers he wakes::

Cosette: So in other words, she is never going to let him out of his trance

Enjolras: Oh, what happened? There you are my beauty ::he pulls Eponine to him and begins to kiss her shamelessly::

Combeferre: Now I�ve seen everything

Enjolras: May we have another break?

Me: No! No more breaks!

Enjolras: But we have to change our costumes!

Grantaire: They�ve got you on a technicality

Me: Darn it! Fine, ten minutes!!! I swear, if you take 3 hours again-

Eponine: We won�t, we have all night once the movie is finished

Jehan: Is anyone else scared?

Combeferre: I am

Grantaire: I think we all are�

Ten minutes later Me: Your time is up, come out with your hands up!

Grantaire: Is it just me or isn�t Enjolras supposed to be wearing a shirt?

Cosette: Oh my!

Marius: ::covering Cosette�s eyes:: Enjolras!!!

Enjolras: Oh my, let me just, okay, there, I am fully dressed!

Combeferre: Heaven help us!

Me: I am seriously disturbed

Combeferre: I do not like the turn that this has taken

Courfeyrac: I agree

Jehan: Extremely disturbing

Grantaire: I�m going to have nightmares about this

Eponine: You�re all just jealous!

Combeferre: Oh, of course

Grantaire: Jealous

Courfeyrac: Of you

Feuilly: And him

Grantaire: Ha!

Enjolras: Must you mock everything my darling says?

Javert: Ugh, Now he sounds like the other annoying one!

Marius: My name is Marius! ::Javert and Valjean burst out laughing, they just can not help themselves::

Cosette: Papa!

Valjean: I�m sorry darling, I didn�t mean it, it�s all Javert�s fault.

Javert: Yes, blame everything on me

Me: Let�s just do the next scene!

Enjolras: Yes, let�s, the sooner we are done�

Eponine: You read my mind�

Joly: Eww, I�m going to be sick!!!

Me: ::shudders:: Anyway, Danielle is working in the field and the Baroness comes and they fight and the Baroness tells Danielle that she never loved her and then the Baroness sells her to LePieu.

Cosette: Wow, that�s really mean!

Eponine: You can say that again

Javert: (to Marius) Don�t you even dare!

Marius: I�m not that annoying. Why do so many people think that I�m stupid?

Javert: Well-

Valjean: Don�t you dare be mean to my son-in-law!

Javert: Well, he just makes it so easy!

Me: People please!!! Ok and now Enjolras is in the church, about to be married to the Spanish Princess

Musichetta: I can�t believe I actually have a part!

Enjolras: I don�t understand, why would I be getting married to the Spanish princess if I love Eponine? Sorry Musichetta, but just look at Eponine, she is amazing!

Eponine: Oh Enjy, you�re so sweet!

Musichetta: No offense taken. (to Joly) They really are making me sick

Grantaire: I know it�s scary

Me: Okay, so cue the music and Musichetta, start crying

Musichetta: Can do!

Me: And Enjolras, look unhappy and a bit confused

Enjolras: How can I be unhappy when I am near an angel?

Me: If you two don�t stop I�ll make Eponine leave!

Enjolras: Oh, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment�

Eponine: He�s so much sweeter this way

Grantaire: Sweeter? He�s a pig!

Eponine: No, he�s so romantic

Grantaire: He�s a liar, he�s not really that charming

Me: Okay, and when Musichetta gets there Enjolras, realize how stupid this situation is and start laughing. Then tell her that she can marry her true love because you need to go find yours. But you find out Danielle has been sold and leave to go find her.

Cosette: (To Mme. Thenardier) You�re really mean ::Mme. Thenardier hisses at Cosette and Cosette steps back frightened::

Valjean: Now we�ll have none of that!

Me: And so then we see Danielle at LePieu�s and she�s in chains carrying some swords to him

Montparnasse: En-ter

Eponine: Parnasse, you�re bald!

Montparnasse: It�s just a special effect Ponine

Eponine: Good, I was worried for a moment

Me: Anyway, Le Pieu wants Danielle and he touches her hair

Eponine: You will keep your distance sir.

Me: And he tries to kiss you

Enjolras: Never, try and I will cut off your tongue scoundrel!

Eponine: Enjolras, it�s okay, it�s just acting

Enjolras: But Eponine, I don�t want him touching you

Eponine: Silly boy, if Parnasse tries anything I will tell you and then you can beat him up, okay?

Enjolras: (to Montparnasse) Come on punk, make my day�

Me: But she grabs his dagger and cuts his face and then gets the key from him and leaves the castle ::They do the scene::

Enjolras: That was all a bit too realistic for my tastes

Eponine: He�s kind of possessive, ain�t he?

Azelma: Maybe it�s just the hypnotizing

Joly: You can�t hypnotize someone to do anything they truly do not want to do. Everything that a hypnotized person does is just an acute show of how they really feel.

Marius: Duh�

Grantaire: No, I refuse to believe that Apollo is really a boozing, possessive womanizer under the surface

Joly: I agree Grantaire, but studies show�

Eponine: So maybe I can bring out the wild side of Enjolras without hypnotism?

Grantaire: Fat chance!

Cosette: It would be better than having to hypnotize him whenever you wanted some.

Marius and Valjean: Cosette!

Cosette: Papa, I�m married, I think I know what I�m talking about. And I mean, Marius, get over it!

Me: More power to you Cosette!

Cosette: What?

Me: Nothing. And so we have a joyous reunion in which Henry apologizes for acting like such a bad person and asks Danielle to marry him.

Enjolras: But I would feel like a king if you, Danielle de Barbarac would be my wife.

Me: He puts the shoe on her foot and then she jumps into his arms and he spins her around and she kisses him many times

Eponine: Oh, what fun!

Joly: If I was spun around like that I think I would get sick.

Me: And then there�s another scene where Laurent tells the Baroness and Marguerite to go to the palace.

Enjolras: Is this movie almost over?

Me: Almost! And then they come and they think Henry is going to pick Marguerite but he doesn�t and they get sentenced to being servants.

Eponine: I want you to know that from this moment on�(etc)

Me: And the last scene is where Valjean shows Eponine the painting he made and they kiss and Enjolras and Eponine live happily ever after!!!

Azelma: Huzzah, it�s over!!!

Enjolras: Finally

Eponine: We�re going to go now�

Enjolras: Definitely.

Me: Fine go, you guys are so nauseating!!!

Grantaire: Wait, this cannot go on, Eponine, you have to unhypnotize him!

Eponine: No! I like him like this!

Combeferre: But it isn�t right

Eponine: But if I unhypnotize him he won�t be as wildly cool!

Courfeyrac: Come on Eponine�

Cosette: You can work with him and make him come out of his shell

Grantaire: I don�t think Enjolras was ever in a shell�

Eponine: And that would mean I would have to tell Marius and Cosette that I was happy for them!

Marius: Eponine!

Eponine: Fine, you are all so mean, you never let me have any fun!!! Here it goes, ahem, �I�m so happy for you and (gulp) Cosette, Marius�

Cosette: Well thank you Eponine.

Enjolras: What? What happened? Oh no, not again�

Grantaire: Good morning Enjolras.

Enjolras: Oh no�

Eponine: Enjolras, I swear-

Enjolras: I remember everything

Joly: Uh oh�

Combeferre: This is not going to be a pretty sight

Enjolras: I can�t believe what you did!

Eponine: Enjolras, I-

Enjolras: I can�t believe what I did!

Eponine: Enjolras, you-

Enjolras: I can�t believe what WE did!

Eponine: It�s not that big a deal Enjolras!

Enjolras: Well then there�s only one thing to be done

Grantaire: I have a bad feeling about this�

Enjolras: Eponine, would you do me the honor of being my wife?

Me: Oh dear�����

TO BE CONTINUED

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