Me: Okay, now we�re in the forest, where are my wolves?

Courfeyrac: First a townsperson, then a plate, now a wolf, what has the world come to?

Me: I know, I know, now can you just attack our beautiful belle here?

Jehan: I don�t know if we can do that�

Me: I know he�s your leader and everything, but it�s just acting, okay?

Enjolras: Just keep your hostilities to yourself.

Me: Okay, cue dramatic music� ::Dramatic music starts::

Belle is lost in the forest, trying to get back to town, but he is attacked by wolves ::Enter Eponine:: Eponine defends Belle. Enjolras can hardly suppress a laugh.

Eponine: What? What�s so funny?

Enjolras: I�m sorry Ponine, I just can�t see you as a big tough beast fighting off wolves for me.

Eponine: Oh yeah? ::She swings at him, but he dodges her fist and she instead hits Grantaire who is sneaking by to get a drink. He falls to the floor unconscious::

Enjolras: (looking at the unconscious Grantaire) I stand corrected�

Eponine: I could defend you anytime Enjy

Enjolras: Why must you call me that?!?!

Eponine: �Cause I like to?

Enjolras: Oh,�..okay�. ::looks at Grantaire again::
You didn�t have to try and hit me�

Eponine: I assumed that you would duck

Enjolras: And if I didn�t?

Eponine: Well then I�d just have to nurse you and make you feel all better.

Enjolras: (puzzled) oh�

Me: People! ::The �wolves� pick up Grantaire and drag him off::
Okay, next scene!
Enjolras, you decide that since Eponine saved you, you have to save her, since the wolves wounded her, and you bring her back to the castle. Next song people!

Belle brings the Beast back to the castle where he cares for her. He finds out that maybe she isn�t as mean or scary as he thought.

Enjolras: There's something sweet
And almost kind
But she was mean and she was coarse and unrefined
But now she's dear, and so unsure
I wonder why I didn't see it there before
Okay, now I know that I sound like a girl

Me: Oh, hush

Mme Thenardier:: (as Mme. De La Grande Bouche, a dresser cabinet) (Speaking) Come along dearie.
Let's get you out of those wet things.

Enjolras: Somehow that doesn�t comfort me at all

Eponine: He glanced this way
I thought I saw
And when we touched he didn't shudder at my paw
Hey, I don�t have a paw!

Me: Well if you wore the costume you would have

Eponine: No it can't be, I'll just ignore But then he's never looked at me that way before

Eponine: Belle, I have something to show you. But first, you have to close your eyes. It's a surprise!

Enjolras: I don�t trust you

Eponine: Come on Enjy!

Enjolras: (reluctantly, putting hands over eyes) fine

Beast leads Belle to the library of the castle

Enjolras: May I open them?

Eponine: Alright, alright. Now!

Enjolras: I can't believe it! I've never seen so many books in my whole life! Wait, now what kind of books are we talking about? Like Robespierre or-

Me: It doesn�t matter!

Eponine: You like it?

Enjolras: It's wonderful!

Eponine: It's yours!

Enjolras: New and a bit alarming
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
True that she's no Princess Charming

Princess Charming? This part was never meant to be played by a man�

But there's something in her that I simply didn't see

Enjolras: Oh, this is one of my favorites! It's "King Arthur." Have you ever read it?

Eponine: No.

Enjolras: You don't know what you're missing. I'd love to read this again. Wait...you can read this first.

Eponine: No, that's alright.

Enjolras: No, really, you read it

Eponine: Oh, No, you...

Enjolras: No, you

Eponine: No! I can't...

Enjolras: You never learned to read?

Eponine: Only a little, and long ago

Enjolras: Well, it just so happens that this is the perfect book to read aloud. Come here, sit by me

Eponine: Love to, Enjy

Enjolras: That isn�t what you�re supposed to say!

Eponine: But it�s the truth

Enjolras: Remember how you love Marius and all?

Eponine: yea�

Enjolras: Just checking�

Grantaire: Well, who'd have thought? Enjolras with a girl?

Enjolras: Grantaire�

Fantine: Well, bless my soul (I have passed on you know)

Javert: Well, who'd have known? I would have, a spy knows everything!

Fantine: Well, who indeed?

Grantaire: And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own? He doesn�t look all that uncomfortable with her

Enjolras: Grantaire�

Fantine: It's so peculiar. Wait and see

Grantaire and Javert: We'll wait and see

All three: A few days more There may be something there that wasn't there before

Javert: Perhaps there's something there That wasn't there before

Gavroche: What? This kid doesn�t know anything!

Fantine: There may be something there that wasn't there before

Gavroche: What's there, Mama?

Mme. Thenardier: Shut up boy

Gavroche: I wasn�t talking to you

Fantine: Ssh. I'll tell you when you're older. Come along now. Let's give them some privacy...

Gavroche: Mama?

Fantine: Yes, Chip

Gavroche: Will I ever get to be a boy again? He sounds like Pinocchio

Fantine: I hope so

Gavroche: When will I know?

Fantine: Soon. If it's to be. It will be very soon now. Come along, son.

Enjolras: Knowing not, that this was indeed the legendary sword called "Excalibur," Arthur tried to pull it from the stone. He tried once to no avail. He tried a second time, but still, he could not pull it out. Then, for the third time, Arthur drew forth the sword...

Eponine: So that must mean he's the king!

Enjolras: Wait and see

Eponine: I never knew books could do that

Enjolras: Do what?

Eponine: Take me away from this place, make me forget for a little while

Enjolras: Forget?

Eponine: Who I...What I am...

Enjolras: We have something in common, you know

Eponine: What is that?

Enjolras: In the town where I come from, the people think I'm odd

Javert: Odd? You�re a radical that�s what you are

Enjolras: Javert, you are ruining this whole musical you know

Javert: Me? I�m not the one flirting with the beast

Enjolras: Me? Flirt? Are you insane?

Javert: I�m just calling it as I see it�

Enjolras: Take that back

Javert: I will not, it�s the truth, you have a thing for Eponine

Enjolras: Take that back

Javert: I�m not afraid of you, I don�t see a carbine anywhere

Enjolras: Take That Back!

Javert: What are you, a broken record?

Enjolras: Javert, I am warning you�

Javert: Bring it on boy!

Enjolras: Boy? Oh that is it old man!

Bahorel: What?

Javert: ::rolling up sleeves:: I�ve been waiting a long time for this

Eponine: Stop it! ::Javert and Enjolras don�t back down::

Me: People please! Be civilized!

Javert: This isn�t over boy

Enjolras: We'll see Javert, we'll see�
In the town where I come from, the people think I'm odd

Eponine: You?

Enjolras: So, I know how it feels to be...different. And I know how lonely that can be.
For the third time, Arthur drew forth the sword, and there arose from the people a great shout. Arthur is king.

Eponine: I told you so...

Grantaire: Ha ha, qui, my friends. The day we have waited for may be at hand! Enjolras and a girl!

Fantine: Oh, only if that were true, Lumiere! As long as it�s not my daughter. The last thing she needs is a radical

Grantaire: Aaah...human again

Enjolras: I never knew you were

Fantine: Human again

Grantaire: Yes, think of what that means!

Grantaire: I'll be cooking again
Be good-looking again ::The amis laugh::
With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished and gleaming with charm... ::More laughter::
I'll be courting again
Chic and sporting again

Fantine: Which should cause sev'ral husbands alarm!

Gavroche: I'll hop down off the shelf Oh, this character has no life

Grantaire: And toute suite be myself

Gavroche: I can't wait to be human again

Enjolras: When Guenevere heard that Arthur was slain, she went away to a convent, and no one could make her smile again.
The end.

Eponine: What a beautiful story

Enjolras: Oh, I knew you would like it! I would like to ask you for something

Eponine: What's that?

Enjolras: A second chance. Would you have dinner with me tonight?

Eponine: Huh? Me? You? Well, that would be, I mean -- Oh, yes!! I can�t wait Enjy

Enjolras: Ep, come on

Eponine: (smiling) sorry

All: When When we're human again
Only human again
When the boy fin'lly sets us all free

Enjolras: Boy?

All: When Cheeks a-bloomin' again
We're assumin' again
We'll resume our long lost joie de vie
We'll be playin' again
Holiday' again
And we're prayin' it's A-S-A-P
When we cast off this pall
We'll stand straight, we'll walk tall
When we're all that we were
Thanks to him, thanks to her
Coming closer and closer
And closer and...
We'll be dancing again!
We'll be twirling again!
We'll be whirling around with such ease

Grantaire: I think I�m going to be sick

All: When we're human again
Only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes
We'll be floating again!
We'll be gliding again!
Stepping, striding as fine as you please
Like a real human does
I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn
When we're fin'lly reborn
And we're all of us human again!

Javert: Well, that was fun�

Enjolras: Must you always be so sarcastic?

Javert: Yes I guess I must

Me: Let�s not act like children, next scene!

Back to the town where Gaston is angry about not being married to Belle and is thinking of a plan

Cosette: When a girl like me is thwarted
And denied her honeymoon

Marius: Cosette!

Cosette: I�m sorry Marius�

Marius: When the pretty thing she's courted
Refuses to swoon

Enjolras: Pretty? Could we replace that? I would like to keep a little dignity�

Marius: When the handsome thing she's courted
Refuses to swoon
Is that better?

Enjolras: Yes, thank you

Cosette: Then the time has come for a murky plan

Marius: For which he turns to a murky man

All Three: To find that fiend where better than
At the Maison des Lunes?

Cosette: You'll be strapping up an inmate

Marius: Very tightly

Cosette: Very soon
But we won't bring him in late

Marius: Your check-in time's noon

Bahorel (as D�Arque): How sad Maurice is not too well

Cosette: Prepare a five-star padded cell! I�m sorry father

All Three: And book him in for a long, long spell
At the Maison des Lunes

Cosette: Do I make myself entirely clear?

Marius: It's the simplest deal of your whole foul career

Cosette: Put Maurice away and he'll be here in moments

Marius: In a dreadful state

Cosette: He'll capitulate to me

Bahorel: Oh! Oh! Oh, I love incarceration I could lock up a platoon

Cosette: We'll apply your inclination
To a mad old buffon I�m sorry again father

Cosette:/Marius: Then wave one bachelorette goodbye

Cosette: I'll be his bride
Stop looking at me like that Marius!

Marius: He'd rather die
Than have his daddy ossify

Bahorel: The time's opportune

All Three: So book the church, raise glasses high
To the Maison des Lunes!

Marius: I still think the proper casting would have been Cosette as Belle, Enjolras as Gaston, and me as the Beast

Eponine: You would think that. (surprised) Oh my! I can�t believe I just said that! I guess I just don�t want to be typecast as one of the three silly girls. And then of course that would mean that Enjy would be killed!

Cosette: As it is I die!

Eponine: I can live with that

Marius: Eponine!

Eponine: Sorry, but I mean, this way I get to be the heroine, get the guy, and live happily after. Otherwise I would just lose the guy I lust over, �cause he�d be dead.

Enjolras: Makes perfect sense to me. I guess I would rather play the part of a girl rather than die, but just barely.

Eponine: But Enjy, you�re the hero! Just like in real life�

Enjolras: Well, thanks Eponine.

Grantaire: (mocking) Well, thanks Eponine. You want to go back to my place and-

Enjolras: Grantaire!!!

Eponine: Calm down Enjolras. Don�t pay attention to him

Grantaire: (mocking again) Calm down Enjy baby, he�s just a big bad man, let�s go back to your place and-

Eponine: Oh, now you�re gonna get it, have you forgotten how I hit you before? Well be prepared for another one!

Enjolras: Eponine, come on, you already punched him once. Why don�t we just change into our costumes and do the next scene?

Grantaire: (mocking once again, apparently he had a bit of liquor in him) Let�s change in the same room after we- ::This time Enjolras could not stop Eponine, she punched Grantaire right in the face::

Enjolras: Oh, that did seem to work

Eponine: (smiling) I think I'll change into my costume now ::They walk backstage:: How do you put up with him?

Enjolras: Oh, he�s usually not so bad, but sometimes�I guess it is just amazing for him because I am not repulsed by you

Eponine: Oh, well, thanks, I guess, that is a good thing, right?

Enjolras: Of course, it�s just, I was always so busy with the revolution�

Eponine: Oh yeah, I know, now that we are in this weird reality of Beauty and the Beast there is a lot more time for other things. I guess I should get over Marius, he is married now and all, and I think he�s too moral to cheat on Cosette�

Enjolras: I'll have to agree with that, besides, you want someone who can appreciate you

Eponine: (smiling) Well, yeah, that does sound nice�

Enjolras: (realizing that what he was saying could be misconstrued as flirting) Oh, look, we�re at the dressing rooms, good bye!

Eponine: (staring after him at his door) He�s so handsome, but shy�

(Oh my, when did this become a love story between Eponine and Enjolras?)

Enjolras and Eponine have changed into their costumes. The next scene is where they are having dinner

Fantine: Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly.
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast.

Enjolras: Dance with me?

Eponine: Oh, I don�t-

Grantaire and Javert: Dance with him!!!

They begin to dance

Enjolras: You dance very well

Eponine: You�re not so bad yourself

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast.

Fantine: Off to the cupboard with you now, Chip. It's past your bedtime. Good night, love.

Now Beauty and the Beast are sitting in the garden.

Cosette: Look father, their garden looks a lot like ours!

Valjean: Well that it does

Me: You try making two different gardens on a stage and see how easy it is

Cosette: It was just a comment

Me: I know, sorry. It�s just working with these people�

Javert: (seemingly thinking that I am referring to him) Hey, that is uncalled for

Me: Calm down Javvy

Eponine: Are you happy here?

Enjolras: Well, yes, it�s just I wish I could see my father again

Eponine: There might be a way ::takes out enchanted mirror::

We see Maurice lost in the forest, Belle is disturbed

Enjolras: Oh, my father!

Eponine: Go to him

Enjolras: But the promise�

Eponine: You are not bound by the promise, go I'll go with you

Marius: That isn�t your line!

Eponine: Well I don�t see why I can�t just go with him

Marius: Because if people saw you they would be scared and try to hunt you down

Eponine: oh�

Belle leaves and brings her father back to their house, taking the magic mirror with him. The beast is left alone.

Eponine: No pain could be deeper
No life could be cheaper
No point anymore if she can't love me
No hope she would do so
No dream to pursue, so
I looked to myself, despise all the things I see
For I know that he
Cannot set me free
Let the world be done with me.

Oh, so the beast realizes that it�s in love with Belle?

Cosette: Yep

Eponine: (contemplating) Oh, that�s nice�

Now that Belle has returned Gaston wants to put her plan into action and tries to get Maurice put in the loony bin. Belle insists that Maurice is not crazy, but Maurice, when asked, begins to describe the beast. Belle feels that he has only one option.

Enjolras: Show me the Beast!
(looking in the mirror) Wow, this is great special effects

Crowd: {Scream}

Valjean: That's her! That's her!

Courfeyrac: Is it dangerous?

Enjolras: Oh, no. No, she'd never hurt anyone. I know she looks frightful, but she's really very gentle and kind.
She's my friend.

Cosette: If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for this monster.

Grantaire: And if we didn�t know better we would think you had feelings for Eponine.

Enjolras: Grantaire, don�t start with this again�

Grantaire: Start what, I�m not starting anything

Enjolras: She's no monster, Gaston. You are!

Marius: Hey, that�s my wife you are speaking to!

Enjolras: It�s in the script! And I am not speaking to your wife that way, I am speaking to Gaston, a fictional character that way!

Marius: Well, I guess it�s better than having you lust after her�

Cosette: He's as crazy as the old man. He says this creature
is his friend. Well, I've hunted wild beasts I haven�t actually and I've seen
what they can do. The Beast will make off with your children. Do they really?

Marius: No dear, they don�t

Crowd: {gasp}

Cosette: She'll come after them in the night.

Eponine: I resent that!

Enjolras: She would never!

Cosette: Forget the old man, I say we kill the Beast!

Mob: Kill her!

Combeferre We're not safe until she's dead

Bossuet: She'll come stalking us at night

Jehan: Set to sacrifice our children to her monstrous appetite

Eponine: I resent that as well!

Feuilly: She'll wreak havoc on our village if we let her wander free

Cosette: So it's time to take some action, boys
It's time to follow me
Through the mist
Through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
Say a prayer
Then we're there
At the drawbridge of a castle
And there's something truly terrible inside
It's a beast
She's got fangs
Razor sharp ones
Massive paws
Killer claws for the feast
Hear her roar
See her foam
But we're not coming home
'Til she's dead
Good and dead!
Kill the Beast!

Eponine: Well this song is just plain mean! I�m surprised with Disney

Enjolras: No! I won't let you do this!

Cosette: Try and stop us!

Enjolras: Papa, this is all my fault. I have to go back and warn him.

Valjean: I'm coming with you

Enjolras: No!

Valjean: I lost you once, I won't lose you again!

Enjolras: Then we'd better hurry.

Cosette: We'll rid the village of this Beast. Who's with me?

Mob: I am! I am! I am!

Mob: Light your torch Mount your horse!

Cosette: Screw your courage to the sticking place!

Mob: We're counting on Gaston to lead the way!

Cosette: Me? I don�t know if I can do it, maybe you had better get someone else

Marius: I believe in you darling, now go, and kill that beast!

Eponine: Hey!!

Women: Through a mist
Through a wood
Where within a haunted castle
Something's lurking that you don't see ev'ry day!

Crowd: It's a beast
One as tall as a mountain

Eponine: Really? I think I�m just average height

We won't rest
'Til she's good and deceased
Sally forth!
Tally ho!
Grab your sword!
Grab your bow!
Praise the Lord and here we go!

We don't like
What we don't understand
In fact it scares us
And this monster is mysterious at least
Bring your guns!
Bring your knives!

Eponine: Oh dear, I�m glad this isn�t real

Save your children and your wives
We'll save our village and our lives
We'll kill the Beast!

Cosette: Cut down a tree, and make it a big one! Take whatever booty you can find. But remember, the Beast is MINE!

Grantaire: When hero-worship goes too far�

Castleware: Hearts ablaze
Banners high
We go marching into battle
Unafraid although the danger just increased

Mob: Raise the flag!
Sing the song!
Here we come, we're fifty strong
And fifty Frenchmen can't be wrong
Let's kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast
Kill the Beast!

Eponine: (unimpressed) Oh, I�m shaking�

The villagers storm the castle but are comically beaten up by the castle objects. Fighting maneuvers include Grantaire burning behinds, Javert using a pendulum to hit LeFou (my poor Marius!) etc.

Gaston finds the beast and begins to fight with her

Grantaire: Now this is what I call a catfight! Meow!

Marius: Hey, that�s my wife

Grantaire: Haven�t you realized that I don�t care yet?

Marius: Grantaire�

Grantaire: To think you could have had this catfight for real, lucky boy

The beast let�s Gaston beat her up, so distraught is she after the loss of Belle

Eponine: Oh, unfair!

Cosette: Um, I�ve never beaten anybody up before�

Eponine: Here let me show you ::pulls fist back::

Enjolras and Marius: Eponine!

Eponine: ::lowering fist:: sorry ::Cosette proceeds to poke and prod Eponine::

Cosette: Is this right?

Marius: That�s fine darling

But then the beast gets angry and hits Gaston and prepares to throw her off the top of the castle

Eponine: Now we�re getting somewhere ::Picking Cosette up::

Cosette: Um, Marius!

Enjolras: Wow, she�s quite strong

Marius: Well Cosette does not weigh all that much

Cosette: Thank you darling

Me: People, we are losing the dramatic mood here

Marius: sorry

Enjolras: No!

The beast let�s Gaston go

Eponine: Oh darn, and this was just getting fun ::reluctantly puts Cosette down::

The beast goes towards Belle, ecstatic that he came back

Eponine: Long time no see

But when the Beast�s back is turned Gaston gets up and stabs her

Cosette: Wow, what a mean character! ::She holds knife awkwardly::

Marius: Don�t worry sweeting, the blade retracts, it couldn�t hurt anybody

Cosette: Oh good ::she tests the blade on her finger and seeing that it is indeed retractable she plunges it into Eponine�s back::

Enjolras: I�m glad that isn�t real

Eponine: You can say that again

Marius: I�m glad that isn�t real

Javert: You are worse than flirty boy, but at least you�re married, this one here is cavorting around with a street girl-

Enjolras: (now quite angry) That�s it

Grantaire: Oh, defending the lady�s honor, that�s a new one

Enjolras: Grantaire, you do not want to make me mad

Grantaire: Oh, but you�re so much more fun like this!

Enjolras: Why must EVERYONE antagonize me?

Javert: Come on boy, I always wondered who would win in hand-to-hand combat.

Enjolras: Well then we must find out ::both roll up sleeves::

Grantaire: First a catfight and now, I guess we could call this a dogfight

Eponine: Make them stop!

Grantaire: Sorry darling, can�t do. He�s defending your honor, you should be impressed

Eponine: I don�t care about honor, I just don�t want to see him get hurt

Grantaire: Oh, you don�t have to worry about him, he�s pretty strong under that vest

Eponine: But Javert is more experienced!

Grantaire: And Enjolras is younger and quicker and smarter.

Gavroche: I�m taking bets

Grantaire: Twenty francs on Enjolras!

Valjean: I�d like to see Javert beat up as much as the next con, but this is childish and immature

Eponine: Exactly my point

Thenardier:: (who until now had stayed pretty silent) We should have a duel ::produces two swords from behind his back::

Enjolras: Fine by me ::Takes one of the swords and throws Javert the other::

Eponine: Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::The entire room fell silent::

Enjolras: (who realizes how foolish he�s been acting) Oh my, what has gotten into me?

Javert: I thought we had already been over this. You have a thing for the street harlot and-

Eponine: (seeing Enjolras becoming angry again) Now listen here Javert. If I want to go cavorting around with Enjolras then I can. He�s handsome and strong and a gentleman and that�s more than I can say for you. So if I want to be with him then that is my business and not yours, so why don�t you just get a life and leave us alone!

Enjolras: Well said Ponine!

Eponine: Well, thank you

Javert: I�m sorry my dear, um, lady, but as an enforcer of the law I don�t think it prudent to allow this base, immoral affair to go any longer. Why, think how your parents would feel if they knew what you were doing with this, this ruffian

Mme Thenardier:: What? Is she doing something wrong? I told you not to get caught!

Enjolras: Ruffian? ::Begins counting backwards to calm himself down:: dix, neuf, huit, sept, six, cinq, quatre, trois, deaux, une�.ah, much better

Javert: I�m just saying that-

Me: Stop! People, we are so close to the end, and I know how much you want to get out of here. Now either we can just watch you two bicker or we can finish this thing.

Eponine: Please, lets just get on with this, I do have a knife sticking out of my back you know!

Enjolras: Oh, I had forgotten, I�m sorry. We really should finish this dreadful thing.

Me: I�m sure Disney would appreciate that comment

The beast has a knife in her back, she goes to kill Gaston but then thinks better of it because of Belle. In the end, through no fault of the beast, Gaston plunges to her death.

Cosette: Plunge?

Me: Just fall, there�s a mattress

Cosette: Only one?

Marius: Don�t worry Cosette, I'll catch you

Grantaire: This I have to see

Cosette: (teetering off castle) I hope you�re ready ::she drops::

Marius: Oh boy ::He catches her, barely::

Cosette: Oh my hero! ::the two begin to kiss shamelessly, and in front of her mother and father? Tsk, tsk::

Me: Anyway, Belle pulls the beast back into the castle where she lays dying in his arms

Eponine: This sounds familiar�

Me: Places people!

Eponine: You came back

Enjolras: If only I'd come here sooner

Eponine: Maybe it's better this way

Enjolras: No! Don't talk like that. We're together now. Everything will be fine

Eponine: At least I get to see you one last time.

Enjolras: We are home
We are where we shall be forever
Trust in me
For you know I won't run away
From today
This is all that I need
And all that I need to say is...
Don't you know how you've changed me
Strange how I fin'lly see
I found home
You're my home
Stay with me

Eponine: You know, Monsieur Enjolras, I think I was a little bit in love with you ::she dies::

Marius: (in whisper) That is not what she was supposed to say!

Grantaire: Ah, but it is better with it�

Enjolras: No! No, please! Don't leave me! I love you.

Grantaire: ::elbowing Marius:: Look, it�s not in Bold

Marius: But that means-

The words Belle spoke have broken the curse. The beast transforms

Eponine:Belle, look into my eyes!
Belle, don't you recognize
The beast within the girl
Who's here before you?

Enjolras: It is you!

Enjolras and Eponine: Two lives have begun now
Two hearts become one now
One passion, one dream
One thing forever true
I love you!

All: Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast.
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast.

Enjolras: Wait, who has been tampering with the bolds?

Eponine: Oh, whoever did will pay

Me: Umm, the magical tape thing that records the words you say, it knows if you�re acting or not

Eponine: Yeah, I wasn�t born yesterday!

Me: No, it�s true, I swear.

Enjolras: Swear on Javert�s watery grave

Javert: Hey!

Me: (stumbling, fumbling and everything in between ) I, um, that wouldn�t be right, he is alive and all�

Grantaire: They�re in denial

Marius: That�s a river in Egypt ::much groaning::

Javert: That�s it, forget the blonde. You are going down Pontmercy

Marius: Uh oh�::Javert begins to chase Marius in a very comical manner::

Cosette: Stop it, leave him alone! Daddy, do something!

Valjean: I�ve already been chased by Javert enough for one lifetime, thank you very much

Enjolras: Well that was fun

Eponine: Very

Enjolras: Would you, um, like to get dinner?

Eponine: I�d love to

They walk out, arm in arm, to the sunset or whatever, Javert continues to chase Marius

Grantaire: (singing and very drunk)
Tale as old as time ::hiccup::
I had lots of wine
They�re going out to dine
Ponine no must pine

Cosette: For the man who�s mine

Grantaire: I can�t think of line
I need word to rhyme
Grime, line, mime, nine, vine!

GRIME, LINE, MIME, NINE, VINE!

The End

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