"This is the stuff I really get off on, so I am going to have to hold back a little bit so i don't get you all glassy-eyed." - Mrs. HcHugh
"Being wet helps a lot." - Mrs. McGann
"All summer, Wade was Mike's bitch." - Nate Gardner
"When the guy asked me what my ring stood for, I should have said ' Well, it's supposed to repel wierdos, but it doesn't appear to be working right now." - Tanya Wilson
"Hey, Mr. Dougan, have you heard about the "Get Jiggy" dance this weekend?" - Rae Mooney "Who's ' Jiggy?' " - Mr. Dougan
"I love Tasker. I want to bear his children." - Dan Pelkey
"Yes, dear, that's very nice... you have a stick down your pants." - Heather Robinson to Alison Wood
"You know that thing they do between their legs? It must be mesmerizing." - Commentator on a Toronto vs. Philedalphia basketball game
"You have to go at it, from early in the morning to late at night." - Mrs. McHugh
"When I grow up, I want to be a wholesale item." - Didi Strout
"All I'm going to say is, Pearl, you screw very well." -Andrew Catalina to Pearl Ryder
"DON'T touch me there!!!" - Johnny B. to Ben Dow
"That's the most disgusting thing I have ever seen." - Nate Mooney on Rae Mooney's web page
"Margot floats in absolute zero." - Mr. Dougan (a completely out of the blue comment)
"It's the friction! I squeeze it TOO tight!" - Damien Sorenson (another out of the blue comment
"It took her a while to stop sticking things up my ass." - Margot Aldebron
"I don't know." - Mr. Dougan not bothering to bullshit his chemistry class
"I was just being polite" - Beryl Stefanic on why he kissed back
"There are quite a few people here I'd like to give a spanking" - Mr. Dougan
"This country needs an enema." - a certain un-named teacher.
"Alcohol does release the stress of graduate school... after the tender age of twenty-one, of course." - Mr. Dougan
"I hate it when my bra falls up!"- Alison Wood
"RAE! Get in bed, so Pearl can jump you!"- Heather Robinson
"I thought about taking a shower with my shirt." - Alison Wood
"Sex? Did I just hear the word sex???"- Heather Robinson
"I can't think unless I make bad noises" - Diadem Strout
"I've been spooned, and I didn't even know it" - Pearl Ryder
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